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Old 14 March 2008, 11:16 PM
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Old 14 March 2008, 11:17 PM
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put bbc 2 on pete
Old 14 March 2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
a ride? a ****ing ride, there taking us for a bunch of ****ing mugs. why do thy need all that ****ing money, move ****ing house if you dont live were you work, thats what 'normal' people have to do, sooner ****ing jeremy clarkson is pm the better



go on ste get it off your chest mate
Old 14 March 2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
put bbc 2 on pete
i have got it recording
Old 14 March 2008, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i read that somewhere that you pay over 50% of your wages to the government after you work it all out
wouldnt suprise me if its more than that
Old 14 March 2008, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
wouldnt suprise me if its more than that

Old 14 March 2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


go on ste get it off your chest mate
i aint even ****ing started yet, that fat scottish **** didnt even get voted in, there ****ing killing us all the *****, we just work to pay the upkeep of the foreign ***** who have illegaly come into our ****ing country, you cant even call gay people gay any more and dont get me started on the whole african issue, i never liked momo sissoko but at least the ****er ****ed off back home, why doesnt he take the resty of the ****ers so we can live our ****ing lives
Old 14 March 2008, 11:22 PM
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right rant over lets take the **** out of each other now and have a laugh, hey i see that police constable proved that pigs cant fly
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Originally Posted by moneys
i aint even ****ing started yet, that fat scottish **** didnt even get voted in, there ****ing killing us all the *****, we just work to pay the upkeep of the foreign ***** who have illegaly come into our ****ing country, you cant even call gay people gay any more and dont get me started on the whole african issue, i never liked momo sissoko but at least the ****er ****ed off back home, why doesnt he take the resty of the ****ers so we can live our ****ing lives


LMFAO
Old 14 March 2008, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
right rant over lets take the **** out of each other now and have a laugh, hey i see that police constable proved that pigs cant fly

the welsh mining industry has kick started again.......they have found some copper in the snowdonia area
Old 14 March 2008, 11:25 PM
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hey have heard you added some slates to your car? how do they look? does it make it faster?
Old 14 March 2008, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hey have heard you added some slates to your car? how do they look? does it make it faster?

yeah mate, i have a new go faster stripe on my drivers door
Old 14 March 2008, 11:26 PM
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howie texted me at 1 in the morning the other night, he never woke me though he made up some story that he had mates and was dancing with people but we all know he is a billy no mates and no-one likes him, muppet
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next door have told me that he will pay for it out of his own pocket

he is a old guy aswell and i dont really want to take his money
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Originally Posted by pete higham
yeah mate, i have a new go faster stripe on my drivers door

at least it wont let any water in, it hit your mums car more didnt it? serves her right for driving a french fecking car, why didnt she buy british thats right there are no british cars any more im going to e working for the indians, ill have a turbin and a red spot at the next meet
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Originally Posted by moneys
howie texted me at 1 in the morning the other night, he never woke me though he made up some story that he had mates and was dancing with people but we all know he is a billy no mates and no-one likes him, muppet

i got the same text too



i think he should be back by now
Old 14 March 2008, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
next door have told me that he will pay for it out of his own pocket

he is a old guy aswell and i dont really want to take his money
wahay take the old **** for all he's worth, he'll be monted anyway, get some mods for your car while your at it tell him mine was next to it and ill get some new parts
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Originally Posted by moneys
at least it wont let any water in, it hit your mums car more didnt it? serves her right for driving a french fecking car, why didnt she buy british thats right there are no british cars any more im going to e working for the indians, ill have a turbin and a red spot at the next meet
she doesnt have the c2 anymore

she has got a brand new toyota aygo

i think the turbin will suit you
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i got the same text too



i think he should be back by now

see where his only mates. the sad git, hes like one of them fellas who post on here when on hol
Old 14 March 2008, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
wahay take the old **** for all he's worth, he'll be monted anyway, get some mods for your car while your at it tell him mine was next to it and ill get some new parts
i cant do that, i have morals

he has only just lost his wife and i have known him all my life
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Originally Posted by moneys
see where his only mates. the sad git, hes like one of them fellas who post on here when on hol

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Originally Posted by pete higham
she doesnt have the c2 anymore

she has got a brand new toyota aygo

i think the turbin will suit you

i like them aygo's.

i will be going to work on a magic carpet
Old 14 March 2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i cant do that, i have morals

he has only just lost his wife and i have known him all my life
he'll have loads of money an your like the son he never had,



























ok i cant let you even take 10p off him, ill pay for the repairs instead, send me the bill
Old 14 March 2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i like them aygo's.

i will be going to work on a magic carpet

it is pretty good to drive its just underpowered
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is andy coming or going?
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i am gonna get it repaired and he is gonna pay for it tho

i just wanted to put it through his house insurance
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Originally Posted by moneys
is andy coming or going?

both apparently
Old 14 March 2008, 11:40 PM
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where have you gone
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i am gonna get it repaired and he is gonna pay for it tho

i just wanted to put it through his house insurance

thats terrible your taking advantage of a man in a vunerable position, he's just lost his wife for ***** sake, youve known him all your life, peter, im dissapointed in you



















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Originally Posted by pete higham
where have you gone
im off now, i need my bed


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