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Old 17 March 2008, 02:05 PM
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was going to buy a sti scoop for my car but its the wrong colour an i dont want to have to get it sprayed
Old 17 March 2008, 02:08 PM
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right im off out to earn some cash oh i love my life
pimping again?
Old 17 March 2008, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
pimping again?

my bitches will earn there money for me, hey go buy yourself a cosworth an stop fannying around
Old 17 March 2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
right im off out to earn some cash oh i love my life
thought it was illegal to sell your ***
Old 17 March 2008, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thought it was illegal to sell your ***
only when its as big as yours jay my little cute number earns big bucks, that reminds me im off to join the gym later
Old 17 March 2008, 02:20 PM
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see ScoobySi beat mne to it


great minds and all that
Old 17 March 2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
see ScoobySi beat mne to it


great minds and all that
Old 17 March 2008, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
only when its as big as yours jay my little cute number earns big bucks, that reminds me im off to join the gym later
My *** is perfectly in proportion with the rest of me thanks


just a shame I have big legs, big stomach and big head
Old 17 March 2008, 02:39 PM
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need to pop out in a min, just farted and its making my eyes water!!

The smell will drift and I sit not to far away from a walkway
Old 17 March 2008, 02:44 PM
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cleared up a bit, but still the odd aroma of vindaloo and beef in black bean


My mrs still hasnt answered about the car. hmmm lets see get a 10% bonus in a few weeks, sell my calibra for about 1k so that will leave prob about 2k to find
Old 17 March 2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i reckon 15k would get you a tip top escort cosworth, what a fecking car, i remember as a kid when they came out, i jumped the bus to town and went to the ford dealers and just sat in it for ages, the salesman was just laughing at me
yes they do look the biz and yes they are a investment but not as practical as your scoob

me mate jc used to specialize in cossys he still has his own 500+bhp car
went in a friend of his 400+ esc cos **** me its mental shat everywhere




SIERRA RS 500
Old 17 March 2008, 03:36 PM
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Well its not lookin good for my mondeo diesel tdci bullsh#t
oil light staying on turn it off and restart it and its ok
happend 2weeks ago for the first time so done another oil change
and all has been well until sat eve same again so did a oil and filter yesterday
started work 4hrs in and the the sodding lights on again
started it today 45seconds for the oil light to go out
took it to the garage turned it off the mechanic started it up oil light straight out.
he told me to put a new pressure switch on and try again if it persists look at other stuff........
so i said oil pump maybe how much to fit his reply was looking at the miles 180k plus the backpressure he said i would not bother just get a replacement engine

fookin cars
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think it would be cheaper to taxi a scoob now
Old 17 March 2008, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2

SIERRA RS 500


they are alright
Old 17 March 2008, 03:42 PM
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Id have one
Old 17 March 2008, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
Well its not lookin good for my mondeo diesel tdci bullsh#t
oil light staying on turn it off and restart it and its ok
happend 2weeks ago for the first time so done another oil change
and all has been well until sat eve same again so did a oil and filter yesterday
started work 4hrs in and the the sodding lights on again
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took it to the garage turned it off the mechanic started it up oil light straight out.
he told me to put a new pressure switch on and try again if it persists look at other stuff........
so i said oil pump maybe how much to fit his reply was looking at the miles 180k plus the backpressure he said i would not bother just get a replacement engine

fookin cars
my calibra is the same with the low oil pressure light.
Every now and again it will come on even though the oil level is okay

On mine it has had the oil presure gauge disconnected, hmmm wonder why

Cant be arsed to fix it though as it means jacking the car up as it has been lowered, and if I see it fluctuate like I think it does then it will cause me to worry. If I dont see the fluctuation then I can drive it without thinking it is going to pop
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think im going to fit the sender if it does not fix it il just blow it up at least you no its dead
Old 17 March 2008, 03:50 PM
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gonna put my "spare" viewty up for sale on ebay later I think
Old 17 March 2008, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
gonna put my "spare" viewty up for sale on ebay later I think
il give you a fiver for it
Old 17 March 2008, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
think im going to fit the sender if it does not fix it il just blow it up at least you no its dead
Old 17 March 2008, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
il give you a fiver for it
a fiver per installment over 40 installments lasting one minute each and shes yours

unlocked to any network and with any network firmware you want, fully boxed, with software, cables etc, and screen protectors

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thought a fiver was good offer as you get them for free here
Old 17 March 2008, 04:02 PM
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1hr 28 mins to go
Old 17 March 2008, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
thought a fiver was good offer as you get them for free here
dont let Ste hear you say that
Old 17 March 2008, 04:09 PM
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FOR SALE
Mondeo zetec tdci low miles 18k
full leather interior
this car is faultless must be seen and driven

ask for arthur daley
Old 17 March 2008, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
dont let Ste hear you say that
where the same as any other city when it comes to sh1te

all i would say is working with the public from toffs to scals at
least 95% of them are good people
Old 17 March 2008, 04:33 PM
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one for ste

YouTube - 500 bhp escort cossie
Old 17 March 2008, 05:12 PM
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18 mins to go
Old 17 March 2008, 05:13 PM
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not that I am counting
Old 17 March 2008, 05:13 PM
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some good stuff on youtube

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