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Old 01 April 2008, 11:43 PM
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the wife text'd me this morning and said she had just crashed into someone in tesco, i honestly felt like crying, the bloody bitch was april fooling me first time ever, i was not a happy bunny
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the wife text'd me this morning and said she had just crashed into someone in tesco, i honestly felt like crying, the bloody bitch was april fooling me first time ever, i was not a happy bunny
mrs did that to me on saturday, however someone had hit her and it was no joke

fooking next door neighbour is a lady of the night (all the other neighbours think so) and her current boyfriend is a little short ****.

When she let me know on saturday she said it may have been him as he had damage on his van and was now parking in a different place. I went round to the house to enquire about it with the possible intention of decking someone and then the door opened and I couldnt see anyone at first

Had to re focus my eyes and look for the little people
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the wife text'd me this morning and said she had just crashed into someone in tesco, i honestly felt like crying, the bloody bitch was april fooling me first time ever, i was not a happy bunny
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Old 02 April 2008, 09:15 AM
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mornin carl, hows things today
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this citroen picasso is doing my head in
can't get parts anywhere, they're that popular everyone is repairing them, so every part is scooped up asap, even the scousers haven't got anything
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right better go, got loads on
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With the entire options list ticked by the sounds of things too.
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It's in the fastest colour too.
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We both swore we would never choose black cars again.
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Mine got dirty just sitting at work the other day.
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Bloody tipper waggons going to and from Media city throwing dust all over the place.
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I went out at lunchtime yesterday to find one pretty much understeering towards me.
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He must've had his foot to the floor.
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Old 02 April 2008, 01:47 PM
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Hohum. It's in the past now.
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Old 02 April 2008, 01:55 PM
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Right. Back to work. See you all soon.

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Old 02 April 2008, 02:01 PM
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Hi and bye from me!
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Hello and bye from me too loads of work to do and then a meeting after work too
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