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Old 02 April 2008, 10:54 PM
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I remember now.
Old 02 April 2008, 10:55 PM
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about bloody time aswell

night mate
Old 02 April 2008, 10:55 PM
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Was having a rant on Amita.
Old 02 April 2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
about bloody time aswell

night mate
It was a long time ago!

I have trouble remembering yesterday!

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In a bit.

Old 02 April 2008, 11:09 PM
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evening all
Old 02 April 2008, 11:10 PM
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Pete Higham, pops up for the first time in days then shoots of real quick.

Its neither big nor clever

and I bet you get less browning points from the new mrs
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morning numptys
Old 03 April 2008, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete Higham, pops first time real quick. browning new mrs



wonder: wonder:
Old 03 April 2008, 06:25 AM
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monthly meet tonight , its time to meet all the
Old 03 April 2008, 06:29 AM
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going to use the pickup today, will be **** on the way home

friction part of rear pads has come the metal on scooter
luckily did it yesterday 100yrads from home

brakes need tobe 100% for flying down between the cars
as all you poor drivers of 4 wheels vehicles have witnessed
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morning all
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getting myself a punchbag later today.








thought it was time to give the mrs a rest whilst she is pregnant
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and also getting a sweatsuit as well, in a nice chavvy silver
Old 03 April 2008, 01:44 PM
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Quiet on here again.
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Originally Posted by 51st state
brakes need tobe 100% for flying down between the cars
as all you poor drivers of 4 wheels vehicles have witnessed
Or just go on the wrong side of the road like the t**t that passes me every morning.
Old 03 April 2008, 01:46 PM
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Traffic islands, traffic lights - they all don't exist for this ar5ehole.
Old 03 April 2008, 01:49 PM
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ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
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And then he has the cheek to have a go at some poor girl who was pulling out of a side street. She had been let out by a driver who had read the road and realised he would block the junction if he went any further. She was turning right and the last thing she was expecting was some c**t doing 45mph in a 30 zone on the wrong side of the fookn road.

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Originally Posted by moneys
ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
Bet that would be quick.
Old 03 April 2008, 01:55 PM
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Drink-drive shame of tycoon - News - Manchester Evening News

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Old 03 April 2008, 01:59 PM
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Think the defence is clutching at straws in the last bit!!

How often do you pull Maximus Meridious from a burning Merc in Prestbury!!
Old 03 April 2008, 02:05 PM
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Back to work for me.

But I've got tears in my eyes because I've laughing so hard at that article.

See you all at The Unicorn.
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Originally Posted by moneys
ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
You will only be happy for a week fwd lots of spin and will cost you more than your going to get off the insurance claim
they do look nice though
Old 03 April 2008, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Bet that would be quick.

apparantly you can get over 400lbft and still around 50mpg
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Originally Posted by scouse2
You will only be happy for a week fwd lots of spin and will cost you more than your going to get off the insurance claim
they do look nice though

they have traction control, the wife said i can push the boat out as normal mondeo's are only driven by middle aged men with middle aged spread or taxi drivers, or even worse men with both
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afternoon all
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im off now
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have a good meet
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Was going to have a dabble on COD 4 but cant be arsed so IM off to bed

so my final thought for the day is http://z0r.de/?id=237
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hello people, i felt really sick before, i got some qoutes on car insurance for a mondeo sttdci and no-one would insure me. i fecking **** it and honestly felt sick, tried direct line though and they will insure me for less than £700 still a stupid amount but i now have 2 claims against me, so not only have the gits got my car but they have put the price of all my insurances up


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