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Old 09 April 2008, 09:38 PM
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its ok, he only got 3 points and a £60 fine, for ***** sake he was parked illegally he then lied through his teeth for ages including giving false names, oh hang on its getting worse its now come out that he has loads of points already on his british licence
Old 09 April 2008, 09:41 PM
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its ok people the italian dude doesnt have a licence at all now, dont worry though they've took his van off him he werent expecting that
Old 09 April 2008, 09:43 PM
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the apprentice is now down to the bit were someone gets "fired"

there will be 3 very nervous ar*eholes opposite alan sugar
Old 09 April 2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
the apprentice is now down to the bit were someone gets "fired"

there will be 3 very nervous ar*eholes opposite alan sugar

i like that bit, cant be arsed with it this year though, its just the same old crap, bit like bb really
Old 09 April 2008, 10:02 PM
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im getting tired now
Old 09 April 2008, 10:19 PM
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wonder how pete is?
Old 09 April 2008, 10:20 PM
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not many to go to 10k now
Old 09 April 2008, 10:21 PM
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i love thursdays, the new aoutotrader is out, mind you i cant get a car till this insurance company get there **** into gear, my hire car has to go back on friday as i cant keep funding that myself, the nike will have to get its puncture fixed and i need some new lights
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howie has gone then
Old 09 April 2008, 10:23 PM
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he'll be on some dodgy '******* on france' site
Old 09 April 2008, 10:24 PM
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skiing is a bit gay isnt it, all that gay clothes and gay sunglasses with gay boots on
Old 10 April 2008, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
skiing is a bit gay isnt it, all that gay clothes and gay sunglasses with gay boots on
that comment shows that scousers have NO idea of style

snowboarding, has its own fashion,

but then how are you going to know that can scousers see past rhyl for a holiday
Old 10 April 2008, 06:25 AM
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paulthejambo

your mate in the red bugeye, does his reg start DA51

i'm sure i saw it in crew at the railway yard near the cheshire cheese pub
Old 10 April 2008, 06:31 AM
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morning numptys
Old 10 April 2008, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
skiing is a bit gay isnt it, all that gay clothes and gay sunglasses with gay boots on
infact i'm off to VAL D'ISERE

ski resort of the rich and famous

i'm expecting beer to be 10euro a pint
Old 10 April 2008, 06:36 AM
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got my husqvarna 510te motorcross bike running last night

what a noise , absolute music

single cylinder but has twin exhaust ports and 2 exhausts running all the way back and 2 silencers , fookin beautifull noise

think someone is having a look at it tonight, so it could be gone
Old 10 April 2008, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
that comment shows that scousers have NO idea of style

snowboarding, has its own fashion,

but then how are you going to know that can scousers see past rhyl for a holiday

hey ill have you know i go to new brighton at least twice a year
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Originally Posted by 51st state
infact i'm off to VAL D'ISERE

ski resort of the rich and famous

i'm expecting beer to be 10euro a pint

the rich people will just point at you and stare whilst laughing. mind you so will the poor
Old 10 April 2008, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
got my husqvarna 510te motorcross bike running last night

what a noise , absolute music

single cylinder but has twin exhaust ports and 2 exhausts running all the way back and 2 silencers , fookin beautifull noise

think someone is having a look at it tonight, so it could be gone

bikes are a bit gay as well. come on you dont really have to wear leathers do you
Old 10 April 2008, 08:15 AM
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Morning all
Old 10 April 2008, 08:16 AM
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Pasquale the Italian was brilliant on traffic cops last night. If he was just honest to start with he could have gotten away with a fine
Old 10 April 2008, 08:17 AM
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then when he emptied his van onto the street and started (I think) going on about becoming a drug deal!!
Old 10 April 2008, 08:17 AM
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errrrr ello Pasquale you got any gear?

Wouldnt be able to understand what his reply would be
Old 10 April 2008, 08:18 AM
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my left arm is killing me.

Did a work out 3 days ago, ached the following day, then yesterday I could hardly move my left arm. slightly better today but I think I need to cool down on the weights side for a bit
Old 10 April 2008, 08:20 AM
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running in a sweat suit is fun though, especially when you remove it!
Old 10 April 2008, 11:50 AM
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No spammers around this am?
Old 10 April 2008, 12:53 PM
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very strange that :
Old 10 April 2008, 12:54 PM
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it really isnt like Sc00bySi to do that
Old 10 April 2008, 12:54 PM
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I mean how often has he come on here at the right time or thereabouts
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to get the corner, usually sneaky ones at that


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