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Old 02 May 2008, 08:54 AM
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ahhhh well. May definately take it today., There is a back street garage which funnily enough is near the chip shop


Two birds one stone
Old 02 May 2008, 08:55 AM
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wedding tomorrow as well, great way to start a bank holiday weekend, wedding then on sunday another wedding
Is that the one in Wilmslow?
Old 02 May 2008, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Massively Satisfying Dumps


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Old 02 May 2008, 08:57 AM
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My folks live in Wilmslow.
Old 02 May 2008, 08:57 AM
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Wilmslow is the sunday one, luckily thats only the evening do so not too bad
Old 02 May 2008, 09:01 AM
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I used to love chasing the posh cars down the bypass in my x reg shopping trolley and the stuck-up tw@ts in their £80,000 porkers thinking that their car must be broken cos they had put their foot down and couldn't lose me.
Old 02 May 2008, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Wilmslow is the sunday one, luckily thats only the evening do so not too bad
Funnily enough I'm in Wilmslow on Sunday night too. It's my brother's girlfriend's 21st.
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not got a clue where I am going though
Old 02 May 2008, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I used to love chasing the posh cars down the bypass in my x reg shopping trolley and the stuck-up tw@ts in their £80,000 porkers thinking that their car must be broken cos they had put their foot down and couldn't lose me.
Old 02 May 2008, 09:05 AM
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bit of an early morning sesh eh paulthejambo
Old 02 May 2008, 09:05 AM
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Hmmm. Best go and start some work.

Need to get out on time tonight as I'm taking the car to Stalyvegas tonight to get the Blackjax fitted first thing tomorrow morning.
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my turds are so hazardous, I have to wipe my *** on a trem card and send it down with it
Old 02 May 2008, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Stalyvegas tonight to get the Blackjax fitted first thing tomorrow morning.
Stalyvegas, the town of legends...
Old 02 May 2008, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
bit of an early morning sesh eh paulthejambo
It's Friday and the boss isn't in yet so I thought "why not".

No doubt the boss will leave at 3pm. I'm stuck here til 5.30 but **** it - it's what I'm contracted to work.

In a bit.
Old 02 May 2008, 09:26 AM
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laterz
Old 02 May 2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
took a few points of you yesterday Sc00bySi on petrolhead



Old 02 May 2008, 09:39 AM
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butty should be here in a minute
Old 02 May 2008, 09:44 AM
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butty is here.


what a butty it is
Old 02 May 2008, 09:45 AM
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on a wholemeal flowery bap
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only thing is, the flour gets on your fingers and it annoys me
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but well worth it
Old 02 May 2008, 09:48 AM
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not too far off another page completed
Old 02 May 2008, 09:49 AM
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there flying by today
Old 02 May 2008, 09:59 AM
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right time for a bit more work
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Safety Data sheets are dull
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turkish drivers are funny though
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Old 02 May 2008, 11:44 AM
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hello an goodbye
Old 02 May 2008, 12:00 PM
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Snotty beak
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Originally Posted by moneys
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Hi bye


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