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Old 06 May 2008, 01:55 PM
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Old 06 May 2008, 01:55 PM
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in and out like a ventrolquists hand
Old 06 May 2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im going making a cold drink

its hard work sat out in the sun
you say I have no life and your posting whilst off work
Old 06 May 2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
in and out like a ventrolquists hand

Old 06 May 2008, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you say I have no life and your posting whilst off work

eerrrr its cause all my friends are in work

plus im not really that well either so i aint gonna go and do anything to demanding
Old 06 May 2008, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
eerrrr its cause all my friends are in work

plus im not really that well either so i aint gonna go and do anything to demanding





Old 06 May 2008, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
eerrrr its cause all my friends are in work
all mine are on the dole or in jail
Old 06 May 2008, 02:03 PM
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wonder where I can get some usnic acid from
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nice hotel the other day in wilmslow, think it was cale dthe stanneylands hotel
Old 06 May 2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
all mine are on the dole or in jail

it might have something to do with your friends being scouse!!
Old 06 May 2008, 02:04 PM
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cos the do was on a higher floor, we asked about the lift and was told where it was due to the mrs being pregnant
Old 06 May 2008, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it might have something to do with your friends being scouse!!
I draw the line at supporting the team
Old 06 May 2008, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wonder where I can get some usnic acid from

im sure you will find some online!!

you can buy anything over the internet
Old 06 May 2008, 02:06 PM
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anyway back to my lift story......
Old 06 May 2008, 02:06 PM
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Some of us have to do some work you know - we cant all stay at home and playing with our garden gnomes you know

All Jay taks about is his dinner

Sometimes I feel like im the only one doing some work

Jay its the worlds most pointless game but ive been playing it too long to give up until im number 1 Mu ahhahahahahahhahahhahhaaahahahaaaaaaaahahahhahhaha hhahahhhahhaamamammamma
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we got in the lift and pressed the button for floor 2.
It was a posh lift, it spoke and everything.
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I draw the line at supporting the team

ooohhhh so you are happy just to glory hunt but you distance yourself from the people!!

the real you is starting to come out now james
Old 06 May 2008, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
sounds like you need a new job
All i need is for two colleagues not to have a french lesson when two other colleagues are on holiday leaving me on my tod.
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after about 5 mins, the display changed to floor 2, even though we didnt feel as though we had moved.
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opened the door and I said to the mrs that the hotel must be decorated the same throughout as it looked identical
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Some of us have to do some work you know - we cant all stay at home and playing with our garden gnomes you know

All Jay taks about is his dinner

Sometimes I feel like im the only one doing some work

Jay its the worlds most pointless game but ive been playing it too long to give up until im number 1 Mu ahhahahahahahhahahhahhaaahahahaaaaaaaahahahhahhaha hhahahhhahhaamamammamma


dont talk crap

you make out like you are slogging your guts out but in reality you have just made a 15 minute phone call to jo dont try pulling the wool over my eyes i know you to well
Old 06 May 2008, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
All i need is for two colleagues not to have a french lesson when two other colleagues are on holiday leaving me on my tod.

dont tell me get onto your boss about that

i would be kicking right off about that and i wouldnt be putting more effort in to cover for them
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We walked down the corridor and ended up in reception again


we decided to just use the stairs after that
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
opened the door and I said to the mrs that the hotel must be decorated the same throughout as it looked identical
honest to god!!!

you dont half waffle some ****
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Originally Posted by pete higham
dont talk crap

you make out like you are slogging your guts out but in reality you have just made a 15 minute phone call to jo dont try pulling the wool over my eyes i know you to well
WTF - go on where are you hiding






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ive just heard svs gunning it again on duckinfield road
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Originally Posted by pete higham
honest to god!!!

you dont half waffle some ****
Old 06 May 2008, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
WTF - go on where are you hiding







you see, i know

im in the corner behind the stack of 1.2 metre d/g units
Old 06 May 2008, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ive just heard svs gunning it again on duckinfield road
no you havent

hes behind you!!
Old 06 May 2008, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im sure you will find some online!!

you can buy anything over the internet
nope cant find it (not from work anyway )


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