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Old 19 May 2008, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
if you stuck your **** on a little goldfish then yes i suppose it would look huge, but if you stuck it on a sperm whale then it would look more like it does on you now

LMFAO

what a top shout
Old 19 May 2008, 10:17 PM
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mr higham

didn't think we would be seeing you on here tonight

some the united fans are already in moscow
thought you'd be one of them
when you going
Old 19 May 2008, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
How many times can you say **** in one night okay the WRX ice-cream van went but you always said you hated the STI but you have just about got half way there with a ST you **** and it is a shame **** has not got an I in it as you would be all the way their then.



No offence Ste I am off to bed now night night

never said i hate the sti, what i do think though is that the sti is bought by people who cant drive and thats why they need the fastercar to keep up with the wrx's and there proper drivers. has a brick fell on your head today

the only sti i have had was crabs when i was in my teens, that was one dirty girl that
Old 19 May 2008, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
mr higham

didn't think we would be seeing you on here tonight

some the united fans are already in moscow
thought you'd be one of them
when you going
you got your man utd shirt out and ironed then howie? fooking big bandwagon must be driving round your way now
Old 19 May 2008, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
With a masive ****
no sorry dave , you cant be



smacs already has a "BIG ****"














its called "MONEYS"
Old 19 May 2008, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
mr higham

didn't think we would be seeing you on here tonight

some the united fans are already in moscow
thought you'd be one of them
when you going

im going on wednesday morning early doors

the ticket only allows you to be in russia for 72 hours without paying £65 for the visa the ones in russia already will be trying to get tickets

i cant wait, im half nervous and half excited
Old 19 May 2008, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
no sorry dave , you cant be



smacs already has a man with a "BIG ****"
its called "MONEYS"

hey gypo boy, you been in any skips lately hows the caravan? bet your made up the winter is over
Old 19 May 2008, 11:05 PM
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evening all
Old 19 May 2008, 11:06 PM
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see the insults, one liners and put downs are flying about
Old 19 May 2008, 11:10 PM
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Mr moneys - the nipple screws have been posted

lets hope there not to heavy for first class post

weird as today a bloke came to work asking for a peace of weather bar for his villa in spain - so I sold him peace for £5 only costs us like 99p all in for a mtr - the money will be buying me and a director a fish and chip dinner on friday
Old 20 May 2008, 12:22 AM
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im off to bed
Old 20 May 2008, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Mr moneys - the nipple screws have been posted

lets hope there not to heavy for first class post

weird as today a bloke came to work asking for a peace of weather bar for his villa in spain - so I sold him peace for £5 only costs us like 99p all in for a mtr - the money will be buying me and a director a fish and chip dinner on friday

thankyou very much justin, if they work i will get you a pint of babycham at the next meet
Old 20 May 2008, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
see the insults, one liners and put downs are flying about

where
Old 20 May 2008, 07:56 AM
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Old 20 May 2008, 07:57 AM
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morning all
Old 20 May 2008, 07:58 AM
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got a bit of earache this morning
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in my right ear

think its because the dog licked me in it last night
Old 20 May 2008, 07:59 AM
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glorious day thus far
Old 20 May 2008, 07:59 AM
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suppose that will change for the weekend though
Old 20 May 2008, 08:00 AM
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going a barbie on sunday, should be good
Old 20 May 2008, 08:01 AM
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lets hold the weather stays good
Old 20 May 2008, 08:01 AM
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doubt it though
Old 20 May 2008, 08:03 AM
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get some beers for the game tomorrow night I think, get em today and then they will be nicely chilled
Old 20 May 2008, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
in my right ear

think its because the dog licked me in it last night

Oooooooooooooh

Morning BTW
Old 20 May 2008, 08:27 AM
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Old 20 May 2008, 08:38 AM
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Hows the new motor ST Si ?
Old 20 May 2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by boiledshrimpnbutter
my offer is
Old 20 May 2008, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
thankyou very much justin, if they work i will get you a pint of babycham at the next meet

No worrys m8 - they should do it as there arnet that many diffrent sizes of WB - measure 25mm from bottom of sash and wack the screws in or place next to old holes


I nearley popped my tyre going to the post box - fecking wacked the curb turned too early - all it damaged was my tyre shine (all being well)
Old 20 May 2008, 08:49 AM
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https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...lish-girl.html


funny as ****
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