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Old 24 June 2008, 10:50 PM
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in a bit rabbit $hit
Old 24 June 2008, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i was just looking then

text her an let her know, read my reply for the reason mate
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Cheers Jay
The old man came out of hospital yesterday, he had 28 stiches (a few more deep down) across his head, and a few in his left elbow too
He's just sat downstairs p1ssed off that we wont let him go to work in the morning

good news mate, give us your address and ill send a big bunch of flowers and a crate of lager round
Old 24 June 2008, 10:54 PM
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now that he's alright, you can go tell him that he missed a bit on the ceiling
Old 24 June 2008, 10:55 PM
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ive got metal gear solid to play but i cant be arsed
Old 24 June 2008, 10:55 PM
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Mr Moneys you do make me laugh

Im kinda looking forward to seeing his fod when the bandages come off, gonna wack him on the stiches for putting me through hell and back
Old 24 June 2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Mr Moneys you do make me laugh

Im kinda looking forward to seeing his fod when the bandages come off, gonna wack him on the stiches for putting me through hell and back

i try my best, the main thing he is alright, now you can tell him off an bill him for your shirt
Old 24 June 2008, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
now that he's alright, you can go tell him that he missed a bit on the ceiling
Whilst he was in his hospital bed, a rather nice young nurse came over and took his blood pressure and heart rate etc, and removed this clip thing from his finger as she said it wasnt reading so well and needed to try the other hand, as she unclipped it, she rested it right next to his *** for a second as she walked round the bed, and my dad staired at her and muttered something like blimy, you wont get any readings of that, it died 20 years ago, and besides ive only known you for 30 seconds, but come back later when the wifes gone, ill see what i can do
Me and my mum+dad were p1ssing ourself's, and so ws she after the redness faded
Old 24 June 2008, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Whilst he was in his hospital bed, a rather nice young nurse came over and took his blood pressure and heart rate etc, and removed this clip thing from his finger as she said it wasnt reading so well and needed to try the other hand, as she unclipped it, she rested it right next to his *** for a second as she walked round the bed, and my dad staired at her and muttered something like blimy, you wont get any readings of that, it died 20 years ago, and besides ive only known you for 30 seconds, but come back later when the wifes gone, ill see what i can do
Me and my mum+dad were p1ssing ourself's, and so ws she after the redness faded

haha, proper old skool, bring him to the next meet an ill buy him some mild
Old 24 June 2008, 11:03 PM
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Hes taking me for a meal and a few pints, so ill ask him about the tshirt then
Im sure primark have a sale on, so i might be in luck
Old 24 June 2008, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hes taking me for a meal and a few pints, so ill ask him about the tshirt then
Im sure primark have a sale on, so i might be in luck

thats the business mate. keep them 4 year old chinese kids in a job that t-shirt cost you £3 of your hard earned cash
Old 24 June 2008, 11:06 PM
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hows life anyway ric? the chick? the job? the house? general?
Old 24 June 2008, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
haha, proper old skool, bring him to the next meet an ill buy him some mild
He's only drinks bitter mate(tetly smooth ) dosnt like 'p1ss water' beer so he tells me

He's also fond of the occassional brown split, a proper northeners drink that mate, puts hairs on yer chest
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im off to see deacon blue again 2 weeks friday cant wait, going for a posh meal first and then were going to get pi55ed in town, 8 of us are going
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Originally Posted by moneys
thats the business mate. keep them 4 year old chinese kids in a job that t-shirt cost you £3 of your hard earned cash


Oh so true, id prefere it if they had NO breaks, that way it'd only cost£2.50, its outrageous and something needs to be done
Old 24 June 2008, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
He's only drinks bitter mate(tetly smooth ) dosnt like 'p1ss water' beer so he tells me

He's also fond of the occassional brown split, a proper northeners drink that mate, puts hairs on yer chest
does he drink 'golden'? i think its half bitter half lager or something, some pubs ban it
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How are you mate, any intrest in the house
Old 24 June 2008, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
How are you mate, any intrest in the house

were all good, just busy with work and stuff but life is good, no interest as of yet but you never know, it is a bad time though, ive just re-turfed the whole back garden thoughand im going to get some new pic's put up off that as the old ones were fairly bad
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Your well into deacon blue arnt you
You must of seen them a fair few times, whats the best tune theve done would you say? Im not too familar with them, so will check out any recommendations
Old 24 June 2008, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Oh so true, id prefere it if they had NO breaks, that way it'd only cost£2.50, its outrageous and something needs to be done

bloody right it does, they could easily sew from 3 years of age so get them started earlier and then it will be cheaper
Old 24 June 2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Your well into deacon blue arnt you
You must of seen them a fair few times, whats the best tune theve done would you say? Im not too familar with them, so will check out any recommendations

2nd time, there a big group in liverpool, dont know why they just are, ive always liked them from my teen years, i love the likes of dignity and real gone kid, also chocolate girl. if there not your kind of thing though you'll just hate them. me though, i love them
Old 24 June 2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
were all good, just busy with work and stuff but life is good, no interest as of yet but you never know, it is a bad time though, ive just re-turfed the whole back garden thoughand im going to get some new pic's put up off that as the old ones were fairly bad
I know mate, its not the best market at the minute, but theres always a market for the FTB, ALWAYS regardless of what some of the snet masive think and say, god if we all listened to those doom mongers no-one would do anything for fear of what MIGHT happen
Its a tidy looking house, im sure it will go sooner rather than later
Old 24 June 2008, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I know mate, its not the best market at the minute, but theres always a market for the FTB, ALWAYS regardless of what some of the snet masive think and say, god if we all listened to those doom mongers no-one would do anything for fear of what MIGHT happen
Its a tidy looking house, im sure it will go sooner rather than later

the market is till moving just not as fast as it has been, the people on here are just fecking sad, they all stick together in there dark rooms moaning about everything
Old 24 June 2008, 11:20 PM
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If im honest the only tune i can remember of theres is this one

YouTube - Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid
Old 24 June 2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
If im honest the only tune i can remember of theres is this one

YouTube - Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid

another good one
Old 24 June 2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the market is till moving just not as fast as it has been, the people on here are just fecking sad, they all stick together in there dark rooms moaning about everything
Fooking tell me about it, soom on here were saying only a fool would consider buying now
Well sorry for being at the age when i want a house of my own with the missus, and want to bulid a future of my own just because some anus on here says its the wrong time to buy
makes me bloody laugh, if it was up to them id still be living at home when i was 50
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I realise investors will be put off with the current housing market, but the first time buyer altho maybe a little more carfull will still be wanting a gaff to call his own
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Right mate, i have to go, i have a mate on the phone pecking my head for advice
He's like the 40 year old virgin dude
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Toodle pip for now mate
Old 24 June 2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Right mate, i have to go, i have a mate on the phone pecking my head for advice
He's like the 40 year old virgin dude

see ya ric, as always my friend, its been a pleasure


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