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Old 15 July 2008, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
still wouldnt have one though for the same reason i wouldnt have a skyline
LOL at the plagerism (sp?). Wasn't that Mr J Clarkson's reasoning?
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Old 15 July 2008, 01:48 PM
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Anyway, he doesn't have to impress the ladies - he's been with his missus (who is fit as) for 5 or 6 years now and our family's good looks and wit more than make up for any negative effects any mention of the word "Nissan" may have.
Old 15 July 2008, 01:49 PM
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From experience, Subaru Impreza has the same effect.
Old 15 July 2008, 01:51 PM
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I cringe when people ask me what car I drive as I know what they're gonna say next..... boy racer.
Old 15 July 2008, 01:52 PM
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I just smile and say yeah.
Old 15 July 2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i find winding ash up funny tho
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he has got to be one of the biggest gob sh1tes ever, i bet he aint even from the pool of life, he will be from devon or something. he just talks complete sh1te, even i tell him to shut the **** up an im supposed to be on his side
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hahaha i know, he just talks **** full stop
This is a different Ash to Martin's nephew I assume???
Old 15 July 2008, 02:26 PM
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Old 15 July 2008, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
There's **** all there these days.

My mate from Uni was the manager of the Nike store in there. One day he came in to work and his boss was waiting in the office. My mate knew that there was going to be some job losses, but infact his boss told him that the entire shop was shutting. Bit of a ball ache.

that was one of the only decent shops in there
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
This is a different Ash to Martin's nephew I assume???


yeah mate


this is ash from out of the sports forum on here
Old 15 July 2008, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham



im off to the lowry for a browse around

went there once, what a fecking sh1thole, there is more to buy in a car boot sale
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
LOL at the plagerism (sp?). Wasn't that Mr J Clarkson's reasoning?

buggered if i know, its my sayin and thats final, you can probably qoute people on every sayin it doesnt mean that they were the first to say it
Old 15 July 2008, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Anyway, he doesn't have to impress the ladies - he's been with his missus (who is fit as) for 5 or 6 years now and our family's good looks and wit more than make up for any negative effects any mention of the word "Nissan" may have.

bring here along to the next meet
Old 15 July 2008, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
This is a different Ash to Martin's nephew I assume???

yes, its ash off here in the sports section
Old 15 July 2008, 09:35 PM
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Old 15 July 2008, 09:44 PM
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Old 16 July 2008, 07:51 AM
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morning
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Old 16 July 2008, 09:21 AM
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pete's back at work today. Bet he cant lift his arms to hammer anything or cut anything
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baby was a bit sick last night
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think its cos the mrs didnt wind him after a feed
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he's picked up on his appetite now though
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he's put weight on already, and can support his head for a while now
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can do a little crawl as well when he is lying on me
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his turds are getting smelly though
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last night he hadnt finished turding so when I was changing his nappy, more turd came out

Then to top it off he decided to do a fountain as well
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one thing about nappy changing.
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its a $hit job, but somebody has to do it
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