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Old 15 August 2008, 05:16 PM
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didnt know you had somewhere lined up and a buyer for yours. Its good that its gone in this market
Old 15 August 2008, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
didnt know you had somewhere lined up and a buyer for yours. Its good that its gone in this market

what market?
Old 15 August 2008, 09:29 PM
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Hyde market
Old 16 August 2008, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Hyde market
thats not a market, more oxam in the open
Old 16 August 2008, 04:15 PM
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Well so far ive been hit 3 times with a nuke ive nearly lost 1000 infra and 350 tech so far

the other guy though has gone from 60K NS down to 32K NS
Old 16 August 2008, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon


Well so far ive been hit 3 times with a nuke ive nearly lost 1000 infra and 350 tech so far

the other guy though has gone from 60K NS down to 32K NS
I need more aid need to get guerilla camps as soldiers keep getting their asses kicked
Old 16 August 2008, 08:14 PM
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there all well and good but they wreck your citizan income by -8% each one so never collect taxes when your using them always destroy them and buy back churches etc

I have -8 improvement slots with all the infra ive lost
Old 16 August 2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
there all well and good but they wreck your citizan income by -8% each one so never collect taxes when your using them always destroy them and buy back churches etc

I have -8 improvement slots with all the infra ive lost
will you lot give it a fookin rest with the cyber"i'm a sad ****" nations

please do not complain about hard times again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you have enough time to **** about with that sh1te then you have time to earn money !!!!!!!!!!!
Old 16 August 2008, 11:45 PM
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YouTube - THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
Rock on dudes, shake that ***
Bring back them collegs days
Old 17 August 2008, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
will you lot give it a fookin rest with the cyber"i'm a sad ****" nations

please do not complain about hard times again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you have enough time to **** about with that sh1te then you have time to earn money !!!!!!!!!!!
Hang on I am earning money while doing that shi,te

thats the joys of the worlds most pointless game
Old 17 August 2008, 07:54 AM
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morning
Old 17 August 2008, 11:21 AM
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Current war stats 1 day left to go

Enemy losses (not been able to nuke him yet as a nation can only be nuked once a day)

tech stolen/destroyed - 58.068
infra destroyed - 481.343
land razed/destroyed - 132.292

My losses after taking 4 nukes

tech stolen/destroyed - 262.87
infra destroyed - 824.069
land razed/destroyed - 864.194


lost lots of men aswell as many many aircraft/tanks/navy due to the nukes
Old 17 August 2008, 11:49 AM
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Gutted dude

Im not sure weather or not to have a war, its just gonna **** my nation right up
Still, its what its all about tho i supppose
Old 17 August 2008, 11:56 AM
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you arent gonna get them kind of losses as you dont have nukes

you are getting your *** kicked there justin
Old 17 August 2008, 12:02 PM
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im getting pissed of with my environment it seems that because the odn are at war everyones environment has dropped on its ***

i used to have 4 stars now i have 1 1/2
Old 17 August 2008, 01:21 PM
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Old 17 August 2008, 01:49 PM
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Old 17 August 2008, 04:36 PM
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Ford : Ford Mondeo ST TDCI
Old 17 August 2008, 11:33 PM
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agh well back to work in the morning, only 19days to work though an then i have a week in the sun
Old 18 August 2008, 06:34 AM
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morning all
Old 18 August 2008, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the guy selling that has the same name as you
Old 18 August 2008, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you arent gonna get them kind of losses as you dont have nukes

you are getting your *** kicked there justin

Im not m8 take off his nuke damage to me and I am way ahead its only because hes nukeing me and I cant nuke him back as he can only be hit once a day and someone is beating me to it

he sent me amessage today saying this

To: Justin666 From: King of Hearts Date: 8/17/2008 9:41:44 AM

Subject: Anyway

Message: Bill lock tomorrow, but I'm done with the war anyway. Feel free to keep destroying my infra, that's your freedom to do so. But I'm asking you not to anymore. I'd like to stop here and start rebuilding once I get out of nuclear anarchy. I think we've both wrecked our nations enough to have plenty to do afterwards. It's been fun, but please cease attacks now. I'm sure your reason will let you honor my request.

Regards,
-King of Hearts

You know what that means dont you

only issue I have is im behind by 2 days on bills so im hopeing it lets me nuke him tomorrow as the other 2 guys wars expire leaving just me and him

also a nuke does this to you

To: Justin666 From: King of Hearts Date: 8/16/2008 7:23:42 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by King of Hearts. You lost 52738 soldiers, 862 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 176.288 miles of land, 58.763 technology, 176.288 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

not good
Old 18 August 2008, 10:49 AM
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the nation I am fighting is in anarchy

Still managed to do my cruise missile attacks and air attacks but I couldnt do a land attack as he only had a 3% chance of winning

Still, more cruise missiles tomorrow me thinks!!
Old 18 August 2008, 10:50 AM
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Gonna start getting a warchest together so I can switch improvements as and when.

Quick question, the civilians that have gone due to me increasing soldiers and being at war etc, when I am out of war will they come back
Old 18 August 2008, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
the nation I am fighting is in anarchy

Still managed to do my cruise missile attacks and air attacks but I couldnt do a land attack as he only had a 3% chance of winning

Still, more cruise missiles tomorrow me thinks!!

little tip is to deploy 3 times his soldiers even if he only has 50 left that way you can kick his *** with a tiny amount of men

yes you will go back to normal after the war is over so ditch unwanted men toa 3 to 1 ratio
Old 18 August 2008, 12:18 PM
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cheers, already deployed today as I was gonna go all out

What about tanks is it the same for that as well?
Old 18 August 2008, 01:18 PM
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I've not been on SN all weekend.

I log on this lunchtime expecting to find several pages of spam, filled with quality banter that could make me spray my Seabrook crisps across my keyboard.

And what do I get??

Cybernations.
Old 18 August 2008, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
the nation I am fighting is in anarchy

Still managed to do my cruise missile attacks and air attacks but I couldnt do a land attack as he only had a 3% chance of winning

Still, more cruise missiles tomorrow me thinks!!
SAD
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
little tip is to deploy 3 times his soldiers even if he only has 50 left that way you can kick his *** with a tiny amount of men

yes you will go back to normal after the war is over so ditch unwanted men toa 3 to 1 ratio
SAD
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I've not been on SN all weekend.

I log on this lunchtime expecting to find several pages of spam, filled with quality banter that could make me spray my Seabrook crisps across my keyboard.

And what do I get??

Cybernations.


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