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27 August 2008, 01:46 PM
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Whilst we're comparing cleaning devices we have one of these:
but ours is a ball version. So ner ner nee ner ner.
Ste's right about the power of them. We have to put the dogs out in the garden in case one of them gets dragged across the floor by the bu66er.
but ours is a ball version. So ner ner nee ner ner.
Ste's right about the power of them. We have to put the dogs out in the garden in case one of them gets dragged across the floor by the bu66er.
27 August 2008, 01:52 PM
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27 August 2008, 01:57 PM
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For those after a carpet cleaner, I can recommend this one:
Agility from Vax
My parents have one that we borrow.
Agility from Vax
My parents have one that we borrow.
27 August 2008, 02:48 PM
You have too much money Paul 
I dont like the look of them either they look stupid like it belongs in the starwars bar
Im looking forward to my carpet washer vax so I can do my car
I dont like the look of them either they look stupid like it belongs in the starwars bar
Im looking forward to my carpet washer vax so I can do my car
27 August 2008, 03:33 PM
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justin what would a door that is white on the inside but brown on the outside, with the top half obscured glass and the bottom of it just flat so a dog flap can be fitted into it cost? 
27 August 2008, 03:42 PM
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an its just a normal size door, it needs to have all the 5 point locking system stuff on it though as its an external door
27 August 2008, 06:15 PM
Is it woodgrain or rosewood?
Also would need the size measured brick to brick and does it want a cill our locks are top notch 3 hook 2 roller + dogbolts on hinge side
Yours sounds like a only a basic door with a midrail so top half glass and bottom half flat reinforced flat panel
We only manufacture the frames but there’s a glass place down the road from me which is cheap also we deal with a panel place so that’s cheap for panels to
I’m fitting a fire escape window in my spare room the glass is diamond leaded ones a unit 900 x 770 and the other is 500 x 770 and that’s only costing me £69 for the glass so yours I would say £30 tops as it would need to me toughened
Give me the sizes and I will run it through the books I get 50% off
Also would need the size measured brick to brick and does it want a cill our locks are top notch 3 hook 2 roller + dogbolts on hinge side
Yours sounds like a only a basic door with a midrail so top half glass and bottom half flat reinforced flat panel
We only manufacture the frames but there’s a glass place down the road from me which is cheap also we deal with a panel place so that’s cheap for panels to
I’m fitting a fire escape window in my spare room the glass is diamond leaded ones a unit 900 x 770 and the other is 500 x 770 and that’s only costing me £69 for the glass so yours I would say £30 tops as it would need to me toughened
Give me the sizes and I will run it through the books I get 50% off
27 August 2008, 06:21 PM
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Is it woodgrain or rosewood?
Also would need the size measured brick to brick and does it want a cill our locks are top notch 3 hook 2 roller + dogbolts on hinge side
Yours sounds like a only a basic door with a midrail so top half glass and bottom half flat reinforced flat panel
We only manufacture the frames but there’s a glass place down the road from me which is cheap also we deal with a panel place so that’s cheap for panels to
I’m fitting a fire escape window in my spare room the glass is diamond leaded ones a unit 900 x 770 and the other is 500 x 770 and that’s only costing me £69 for the glass so yours I would say £30 tops as it would need to me toughened
Give me the sizes and I will run it through the books I get 50% off
Also would need the size measured brick to brick and does it want a cill our locks are top notch 3 hook 2 roller + dogbolts on hinge side
Yours sounds like a only a basic door with a midrail so top half glass and bottom half flat reinforced flat panel
We only manufacture the frames but there’s a glass place down the road from me which is cheap also we deal with a panel place so that’s cheap for panels to
I’m fitting a fire escape window in my spare room the glass is diamond leaded ones a unit 900 x 770 and the other is 500 x 770 and that’s only costing me £69 for the glass so yours I would say £30 tops as it would need to me toughened
Give me the sizes and I will run it through the books I get 50% off
its on our new house which me aint moved into yet, i will get the sizes when we go round at the weekend. would i need to get the frame as well or could it just drop onto the existing one? its the darker of the two woods i think, we would like the really good locks please
27 August 2008, 09:33 PM
lol when you order a door you get the whole thing - its apain just replacing a sash as it could be diffrent profile so might not work with what we use - our lock is the dogs bollox ive got it on my house
27 August 2008, 10:16 PM
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ok mate, were going round tomorrow night so ill measure it brick to brick top to bottom an side to side ok
28 August 2008, 08:48 AM
were probably not the cheapest but its a good door
28 August 2008, 01:13 PM
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Elfin Safety would have a field day with this:
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
28 August 2008, 02:21 PM
Elfin Safety would have a field day with this:
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
28 August 2008, 05:27 PM
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Elfin Safety would have a field day with this:
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
El camino del Rey - Brightcove
Stick with it to the end.
thats as old as the internet now
still ******* daft tho
28 August 2008, 09:10 PM
got my hoovers today and they have upgraded my normal upright to a 2000w one 
it rips your fookin hand off its that powerfull im well impressed but the parrot isnt it goes mad when you switch it on it has a K & N style filter in it to xD also came with one of those small attachments like the dyson has looks neat
Any sign of my tech peter piper
it rips your fookin hand off its that powerfull im well impressed but the parrot isnt it goes mad when you switch it on it has a K & N style filter in it to xD also came with one of those small attachments like the dyson has looks neatAny sign of my tech peter piper
28 August 2008, 09:45 PM
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28 August 2008, 09:48 PM
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28 August 2008, 11:10 PM
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28 August 2008, 11:18 PM
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my new house is more thn double the size of my current house, plus there is also a big dounle garage attached to it we've just been round to it before, we hope to be in 4 weeks tomorrow
we've just been round to it before, we hope to be in 4 weeks tomorrow
28 August 2008, 11:20 PM
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got a big pond in the garden as well, luckily its all fenced in securely, going to see how it goes though an jake never goes in the garden alone, still got to be careful though
28 August 2008, 11:28 PM
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Check out my new chair 
Feckin ard as nails, pic does NOT do it justice
Its soooooo comfy, looks top notch and weights a ton
Reduced to £100 from £150 and i snagged the last one from the shop
Feckin ard as nails, pic does NOT do it justice
Its soooooo comfy, looks top notch and weights a ton
Reduced to £100 from £150 and i snagged the last one from the shop
