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24 September 2008, 10:07 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:07 PM
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Now tha would be a good wedding to go to
Me and the missus have been talking about getting engaged in the next year or so, i can hear the clank of the ball and chain late at night as im trying to get to sleep
24 September 2008, 10:08 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:11 PM
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just do it, i got engaged after 6 months, you know if there the right one, nine years friday and 3 years married, but i am a good catch
24 September 2008, 10:11 PM
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Feckin hell, ive a good turd brewing, can feel it bubbling and trying to surface, only to be delayed by a tiny eggy squit of a fart 
Its gonna feel good releasing this one back into the wild
Its gonna feel good releasing this one back into the wild
24 September 2008, 10:12 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:13 PM
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i love them farts, need to sort my piles out though as there getting terrible
24 September 2008, 10:15 PM
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our place is finaly getting a bit slack with the crunch biting, my job is safe for 3=2 years though as they have to honour my apprenticeship
24 September 2008, 10:16 PM
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) after we caught it nibbling a decomposing dead frog in our back garden Dirty ****** sometimes She took it to the vets she worked at for 5 years to get some tablets, its only a tiny dog, and lost over1kg in weight since Friday
probably mostly liquid like, but still kinda shocking, poor thing has been depressed all week and not its normal energetic self 
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The girl friends dog has been mega ill since Friday, sh1tting and puking brown foam (???) after we caught it nibbling a decomposing dead frog in our back garden Dirty ****** sometimes
She took it to the vets she worked at for 5 years to get some tablets, its only a tiny dog, and lost over1kg in weight since Friday probably mostly liquid like, but still kinda shocking, poor thing has been depressed all week and not its normal energetic self
) after we caught it nibbling a decomposing dead frog in our back garden Dirty ****** sometimes She took it to the vets she worked at for 5 years to get some tablets, its only a tiny dog, and lost over1kg in weight since Friday
probably mostly liquid like, but still kinda shocking, poor thing has been depressed all week and not its normal energetic self they usually pull through, stronger than us lot dogs are
24 September 2008, 10:17 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:19 PM
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i may take a psv or hgv licence though as a just in case thing, its easier to get work when your in it, but as i say im safe for the next 2 years, the country will turn the corner soon, especially if *** head brown injects money into the right area in instead of internet an comps for kids for ***** sake
24 September 2008, 10:21 PM
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TBH, i kinda hope this 'credit crunch' keeps up till me and the missus are looking at buying (in the next year and a half) as we'll be able to bag a top house at a bargain price, fingers crossed 
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i have other work but you always need the gauranteed income job, i earn more when im off work anyway but i still need my pension
24 September 2008, 10:22 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:25 PM
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The only place Brown is good for is the lining of boxer shorts and Y fronts 
He needs to turn his attention to the working class that PAY for the country, not the slack arsed ******* that just take take take 
Sort it out Mr Brown stain, its about time a big *** peice of bog roll came along and lapped up his OAP ***
He needs to turn his attention to the working class that PAY for the country, not the slack arsed ******* that just take take take
Sort it out Mr Brown stain, its about time a big *** peice of bog roll came along and lapped up his OAP ***
24 September 2008, 10:26 PM
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24 September 2008, 10:33 PM
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were going to go look at the new fiesta as well soon, i may get the wife one next year, the titanium looks the dogs an its a little bit cheaper than her current one was