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Old 12 October 2008, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Mobile tv has been out ages I used to watch sky sports on mine - mines got sat nav and allsorts built in but dont use it as it costs wads
I download the iplayer programmes to my phone whilst at home via my broadband then watch them whenever

Got Taken on it to watch as well (already seen it, very good film )
Old 12 October 2008, 11:17 PM
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did you get the new n96 jay? i saw one today an wasnt really impressed with it, its just a sleaker n95
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Originally Posted by moneys
you sometimes have to take the cut to just get a job, once your in there you can climb back up. why not get a little part time work that you can do at weekends or of an evening.

i cant say much but i have one side line that brings in more than that pay cut your on about, totslly legal but its hard graft, ive done it for years. i'll speak to you about it next time i see you.

I told my mrs that sometimes you have to take a backward step to go forward. She did it the other year, she decided to do a purchasing qualification outside her old work (CIPS) and then whilst looking for a job she actually went to a lesser paid job to get the experience (along with the qualification) Once she has decent experience though she will be on 30k minium but lots of the jobs go upwards from there (something I am actually considering as well)

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people laugh at me with some of the work i do, but i now have a big house and a nice life style. those same people now try an do what i do but cant cos they have the attitude of 'someone will laugh at me for doing it' so fecking what fella do what you have to to get the dolars in the bank
I thought the mr blobby double work had dried up?
Old 12 October 2008, 11:22 PM
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this whole credit **** is doing my nut in, the banks have made multi million pound profits year after year and now there crying poverty, loyds bought hbos the other day but now are skint no ****, youve just spent 12 billion buyin a bank, i am sick to the back teeth of it. our money has made them millions for years an now our money is bailing them out cos there coke snorting yuppie kn0bhead w4nker cockney ***** who buy an sell for them have fecked it up big time.


one of the ceo of lehman brothers was in court the other day, for the 7 years he was in charge he made $480million in wages. how the hell can that be allowed

the whole world is fecked up and if its a recesion that is needed to sort it all out then bring the ****** on i am sick to the back teeth of the ***** who make ridiculous pay packets each year. no one needs that much money to live on, are they really that far detached from the real fecking world
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Originally Posted by moneys
did you get the new n96 jay? i saw one today an wasnt really impressed with it, its just a sleaker n95
yep, it is slightly bigger than the n95 (not much though)

Im impressed with it apart from the battery life, would struggle to last a day. will have to take my charger to work tomorrow so I can watch vids on it.

gonna try and connect to castrols wireless network on it
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I thought the mr blobby double work had dried up?

the funny thing is mate, when i was about 16 i had a job in a kwik save an one christmas i got dressed up as him an i had about 20 kids running round the shop after me, it was a great laugh
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Originally Posted by moneys
one of the ceo of lehman brothers was in court the other day, for the 7 years he was in charge he made $480million in wages. how the hell can that be allowed

the whole world is fecked up and if its a recesion that is needed to sort it all out then bring the ****** on i am sick to the back teeth of the ***** who make ridiculous pay packets each year. no one needs that much money to live on, are they really that far detached from the real fecking world
thats the bank that paid ut over 6 billion in bonuses over the past few years, that cannot be justified nice whilst it lasts, but not everything lasts
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yep, it is slightly bigger than the n95 (not much though)

Im impressed with it apart from the battery life, would struggle to last a day. will have to take my charger to work tomorrow so I can watch vids on it.

gonna try and connect to castrols wireless network on it

the 95 was the same with the battery, it happens at first when you get any phone, its cos your always playing with it.

i need to send my 6500 back as its knackered. fully insured though so it dont matter. i will get my n95 back out and use that for the few days its away, they usually send me a new refurbished one within a few days
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Originally Posted by moneys
the funny thing is mate, when i was about 16 i had a job in a kwik save an one christmas i got dressed up as him an i had about 20 kids running round the shop after me, it was a great laugh
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one christmas do as a place I used to work mr blobby burst through a door and fell into me. I hit him in his head and then his bouncer came upto me and told me to stop as he had a metal frame in the head
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thats the bank that paid ut over 6 billion in bonuses over the past few years, that cannot be justified nice whilst it lasts, but not everything lasts

yes but if your making profits like that, why not give them back to the customers, its wrong it really is, my mortgage is with britania an because i have a mortgage with them i own shares in them, that means every year i get money back, not a lot but at least its something
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Originally Posted by moneys
the 95 was the same with the battery, it happens at first when you get any phone, its cos your always playing with it.
spent a day trying to garmin sat nav to work
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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one christmas do as a place I used to work mr blobby burst through a door and fell into me. I hit him in his head and then his bouncer came upto me and told me to stop as he had a metal frame in the head


also one year i got dressed up in a till girls outfit, it was funny as **** cos some fella called me 'love' when i turned round he shat himself. it was in my slimmer days when my hips were more defined and my bum was a bit taughter
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
spent a day trying to garmin sat nav to work

or re-naming everyone in your phone book into a silly name an then when they call the woman would say the stupid name an you'd be to busy laughing to answer the call
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going to go watch the peter kay thing in a min, apparantly it was very funny
Old 12 October 2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
yes but if your making profits like that, why not give them back to the customers, its wrong it really is, my mortgage is with britania an because i have a mortgage with them i own shares in them, that means every year i get money back, not a lot but at least its something
I agree, its your customers who give you that financial security so rule one (imo) is look after them as they will look after you (thats my nvq in cust svs coming through there )
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been looking at celica's on ebay, you can get good ones for under 1k, the old n reg ones, very nice cars. wont be getting a new car of my own for a while yet, may wait till christmas and then hit someone when there skint with a silly offer
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Originally Posted by moneys
going to go watch the peter kay thing in a min, apparantly it was very funny
very funny

We watched it on 4+1 so then we switched over to 4 when it finished and it carried on,
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see ya mate im off
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Originally Posted by moneys
been looking at celica's on ebay, you can get good ones for under 1k, the old n reg ones, very nice cars. wont be getting a new car of my own for a while yet, may wait till christmas and then hit someone when there skint with a silly offer
cousin in law has an old one think it is n or m. He hardly uses it, he is a jobless dollie who lets his mrs work the minimum hours so they get loads of benefits

part of the benefits was a people carrier so he uses the celica every now and again just to have some him time

jobless ******
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Originally Posted by moneys
see ya mate im off
night

im off myself to wake little un to give him a small feed
Old 13 October 2008, 01:05 AM
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sold some furniture on flebay there was a last second bid by some pleb who had 2 feedback - ive messaged her saying when the hell are you picking it up and ive had no fookin reply she from oldham Carl was right about them
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Morning all
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Morning


That woman has replied - her PC was broke
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maybe sell her a new one
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Fecking scroates.

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Fecking scroates.

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