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Old 27 October 2008, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
hmmm, wife, maiden name, wedding pic. Yep you should be worried, wedding pic she will look good (even by your standards ) and she is saying "look fella, I am married, but it means nothing, come and get me"

Get a keylogger

i fooking hope so, she has gone downhill since i put a ring on her finger, they all do. they just sit there eating crisps an chocolate
Old 27 October 2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
girls aloud
few of them I would play with, not the pasty white ginge though, she looked like lilly savage the other week on x factor
Old 27 October 2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
it was up gee cross on a posh estate

im off for some fuel

rob from the rich not each other, who are the criminals the people who rob or the people who buy them?
Old 27 October 2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i fooking hope so, she has gone downhill since i put a ring on her finger, they all do. they just sit there eating crisps an chocolate
change the ring to a ball and chain. That way if she carries on eating crisps and chocolate, the only person who will see her is the window cleaner when he comes round back
Old 27 October 2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
few of them I would play with, not the pasty white ginge though, she looked like lilly savage the other week on x factor

the ginger one is my fav, she would be the best **** as she never gets it so would be a bit more wild an out there so as to impress you an keep you
Old 27 October 2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
change the ring to a ball and chain. That way if she carries on eating crisps and chocolate, the only person who will see her is the window cleaner when he comes round back

literally
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right im off bye people
Old 27 October 2008, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
rob from the rich not each other, who are the criminals the people who rob or the people who buy them?
thats a bit deep
Old 27 October 2008, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
right im off bye people
BYE


You just got over 12000 posts as well
Old 27 October 2008, 01:51 PM
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only 97 to get my 15000th post

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Old 27 October 2008, 01:56 PM
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time to go get my garlic and chilli chicken methinks
Old 27 October 2008, 02:02 PM
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back and pumps say £1.05 a ltr
Old 27 October 2008, 07:31 PM
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51st, question for you seeing as you are the fountain of knowledge re foreign cars

Peugeot 206 had an error code of P0351 which means "Ignition Coil A Primary/Secondary Circuit malfunction"

I have cleared it and it hasnt come back on, but if it does any ideas where to start
Old 28 October 2008, 09:01 AM
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Morning all
Old 28 October 2008, 02:38 PM
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hello, off to work in a bit
Old 29 October 2008, 09:38 AM
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morning all
Old 29 October 2008, 09:40 AM
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blimey only 1 post since my post yesterday
Old 29 October 2008, 09:41 AM
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I had half day yesterday
Old 29 October 2008, 09:43 AM
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saw my dad in the hossie
Old 29 October 2008, 01:49 PM
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Afternoon peeps its fookin freezing
Old 29 October 2008, 02:18 PM
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Whoop Whoop
Old 29 October 2008, 02:18 PM
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give over, its not that bad, although thi smorning when I got up there was a fine smattering of snow on the cars, and it was coming down reasonably heavy as well
Old 29 October 2008, 02:19 PM
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my next door neighbour slutbag has put her house on the market today
Old 29 October 2008, 02:19 PM
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mrs rang me up to tell me. To say she was happy is an understatement
Old 29 October 2008, 02:28 PM
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I reckon within another month my next door neighbour will be moving out and then there will be 2 empty houses one side, and another on the other
Old 29 October 2008, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobygav555
Whoop Whoop

Bl00dy He11!

We are honoured by your presence.
Old 29 October 2008, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Bl00dy He11!

We are honoured by your presence.
The boy is back
Old 29 October 2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobygav555
The boy is back
Hi Gav back with wot ?
Old 29 October 2008, 08:19 PM
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im shocked, i just paid 99.9p a litre at tesco, anyone reckon i should heat wrap my downpipe and up-pipe?
Old 29 October 2008, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by n9oll
i just paid 99.9p a litre at tesco, anyone reckon i should heat wrap my downpipe and up-pipe?
do you get cheaper petrol if you do


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