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07 December 2008, 09:37 AM
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Well the 8 month affair with the younger, sportier model is officially over.
With a few niggles about restarting our long term relationship the older, faithful, reliable model and I are back together.
Only gave it a wash with some Poorboys Super Slick and Suds and I think it came out looking alright for it's first clean in 8 months.
With a few niggles about restarting our long term relationship the older, faithful, reliable model and I are back together.
Only gave it a wash with some Poorboys Super Slick and Suds and I think it came out looking alright for it's first clean in 8 months.
07 December 2008, 06:11 PM
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have you got anything else at the moment paul? surely it will be worth getting some more info on it mate? you never know it may turn into a cracker of a job and you may get to grow one of them special tash's
07 December 2008, 08:30 PM
looking good Paul - you want to see the state of mine after driving about all over the place this weekend looking for a new car for her 
07 December 2008, 09:03 PM
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that has to be the best test drive of a ford fiesta ever how much fun did he have in that shopping centre and how the hell did it not cut out in the deep water
how much fun did he have in that shopping centre and how the hell did it not cut out in the deep water
08 December 2008, 12:02 PM
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I was just starting to think it was a dit of a dud episode (compared to the superb efforts so far) and then they rescued it with that item! Fecking brilliant!
I hate to think how much their insurance premium must have been, plus the clean up bill for getting about 500ft of tyre tracks off the shopping mall floor.
08 December 2008, 12:07 PM
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If you want to bring your cleaning stuff to your work I'll have it done in a couple of hours. 
08 December 2008, 12:10 PM
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I think the tash adds another 10 bhp.
08 December 2008, 01:36 PM
I was just starting to think it was a dit of a dud episode (compared to the superb efforts so far) and then they rescued it with that item! Fecking brilliant!
I hate to think how much their insurance premium must have been, plus the clean up bill for getting about 500ft of tyre tracks off the shopping mall floor.
I hate to think how much their insurance premium must have been, plus the clean up bill for getting about 500ft of tyre tracks off the shopping mall floor.
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08 December 2008, 04:13 PM
didnt wash it in the end couldnt be arsed as I needed a poo and was a bit chilly having scrambled eggs on toast didnt help my bowels 
08 December 2008, 05:03 PM
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08 December 2008, 07:10 PM
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10 December 2008, 02:10 PM
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scary moment on the motorway going home last night, a bolt holding the caliper to the hub came loose or sheared off and I lost my brakes (well uneven brakes ) 
10 December 2008, 05:25 PM
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took my mate BMW535d for MOT the other day, **** me its quick
its been remapped, over 300bhp and 500lb torq
traction control was constantly coming in, and at 120mph it felt like the power had kicked in again
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then doing the emmisions check it wouldn;t even register anything coming out the exhaust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even when you revved it to the limiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its burning that clean !!!!!
BMW
they ARE the future
its been remapped, over 300bhp and 500lb torq
traction control was constantly coming in, and at 120mph it felt like the power had kicked in again
, then doing the emmisions check it wouldn;t even register anything coming out the exhaust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even when you revved it to the limiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its burning that clean !!!!!
BMW
they ARE the future