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Old 16 January 2009, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I thought Tata were supposed to sort all this out??

nope, they want to cut the costs over the next 2 years by 90 million, i said that i would lend them it but i want 29.9% like at crazyc georges, im waiting for them to get back to me so i can do a credit check on them
Old 16 January 2009, 02:37 PM
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im a bit tired, i had a nice 6 hours sleep yesterday and rose at 3pm, i have since done a night shift and a load of running round today, cant go to sleep now as i have a dentist appointment at 3.45. i can feel a sleep on the dentist chair may be about to happen
Old 16 January 2009, 02:38 PM
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oh an jay, youv cant learn elecs in a few months it takes years, it is very dangerous as well
Old 16 January 2009, 02:40 PM
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if you have 16th edition like me all it means is you can reference a book, it doesnt mean i know how to re-wire a house, it does however mean i am legal to work on electrics in peoples houses
Old 16 January 2009, 02:41 PM
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you my sir, are gullible

you want to be a spark?

certainly sir, give us 5k and we'll have you wiring factories in 20 days.
Old 16 January 2009, 02:42 PM
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i desperatly need a haircut, i may just go on a course for 3 days, ill be a fully qualified hairdresser then an save a fortune, after all i like playing around with scissors
Old 16 January 2009, 02:44 PM
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i may train to be a rally driver, after all i had a scoob once an i enjoyed it, i could probably learn it within 6 days, maybe even 5. course costs 46k though
Old 16 January 2009, 02:45 PM
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ive got a mate of a mate of a mate who is a astronaut, i may do that, after all i loved that film with tom hanks in it itll only take 6 days to train as my mates mate will show me everything i need to know in my garage
Old 16 January 2009, 02:47 PM
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ive got a computer here that i like using, my mate said thats how packard bell started out
Old 16 January 2009, 02:49 PM
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right im off, got to go see a man about a filling, if i like what he does i may become a dentist, wont take long to train up, probably do it on a on line course
Old 16 January 2009, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
oh an jay, youv cant learn elecs in a few months it takes years, it is very dangerous as well
if you read me reply on the other post you will know I agree with you on that

I can actually re wire a house though
Old 16 January 2009, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
ive got a computer here that i like using, my mate said thats how packard bell started out
im okay with computers but they are boring.

Steve Jobs started apple from his garage, he's done okay for himself
Old 16 January 2009, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i desperatly need a haircut, i may just go on a course for 3 days, ill be a fully qualified hairdresser then an save a fortune, after all i like playing around with scissors
poof
Old 16 January 2009, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
if you read me reply on the other post you will know I agree with you on that

I can actually re wire a house though

a doll house
Old 16 January 2009, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im okay with computers but they are boring.

Steve Jobs started apple from his garage, he's done okay for himself

the only time i use the computer in the garage is to surf for ****. some sad ***** use it for other things
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Originally Posted by moneys
a doll house
lend me yours and I will tell you
Old 16 January 2009, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the only time i use the computer in the garage is to surf for ****. some sad ***** use it for other things
I look at scantily clad ladies in my lounge on the 42" upscaled to hd. Cracking advantage of me building a media pc over christmas
Old 16 January 2009, 03:24 PM
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mrs car has passed its mot

(probably thanks to me booting all 4 tyres the other day and giving it a clean bill of health )
Old 16 January 2009, 03:25 PM
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think she is getting rid of it soon though as her mum is giving her a 51 plate astra with about 30,000 on the clock fsh etc etc as it has 4 doors so easier to get the little un in
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bored at work, just reading up on consumer protection for my nvq, its the last module then im done
Old 16 January 2009, 03:27 PM
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its just so fecking boring though
Old 16 January 2009, 07:35 PM
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Need a poo
Old 16 January 2009, 11:19 PM
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Come on Pete what did you look at wrong

Took me ages to write out that damn text message to
Old 16 January 2009, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Come on Pete what did you look at wrong

Took me ages to write out that damn text message to

i aint typing it on here

i will speak to you over the w/end
Old 17 January 2009, 11:15 AM
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Pete 50 tech sent
Old 17 January 2009, 03:36 PM
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Sweet just sold my Wii sports for £20
Old 17 January 2009, 09:22 PM
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Old 18 January 2009, 10:21 PM
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good evening people, except you dirty man utd jammy *****, you lot can go **** yourselves
Old 19 January 2009, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
good evening people, except you dirty man utd jammy *****, you lot can go **** yourselves

ooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bless

Your ship has a leak in it its all down hill from here on
Old 19 January 2009, 08:38 AM
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