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Old 22 January 2009, 02:03 PM
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Yes, but there are 'crisps' as in several within the packet, not just 1 'crisp' therefore you have forgotten your 'crisps'

Thats like saying in a chippy, could i please order fish and chip please

You numpty
Old 22 January 2009, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I still need to add you yet not been on the ps3 for a week
Not sure if we can, but we'll have to have a head to head 'drifting' battle
I WILL liturally burn rings round you im my Rx7 with mahoosve jap spoiler and leave you coughing in my tyre smoke Bring it on punk
Old 22 January 2009, 03:13 PM
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lol ive only played the demo but for £18 It was a good buy

Im pro simple unbeatable Mu hahahaahhaha
Old 22 January 2009, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
lol ive only played the demo but for £18 It was a good buy

Im pro simple unbeatable Mu hahahaahhaha

hhhhmmm get on gt4 son and i will show you what a pro is about
Old 22 January 2009, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
hhhhmmm get on gt4 son and i will show you what a pro is about
Got GT5 prologue - until I flog it soon anyway
Old 22 January 2009, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Bit more wheeling and dealing eh Howard

Talking to a guy today who has a CLK DTM, 3 911 race cars, an M3 CSL and a Carrera GT - safe to say he's not short of a bob or 2

Just bought a 997 Turbo 55 plate for 49K
LOL
he obviously likes his toys,
that 997 turbo price tempting si

have you seen the price of lambo gallardo's now
jamie (lotus exige) is sweating , unluckily he's put his money into a house or there would be one outside the post office by now
Old 22 January 2009, 08:15 PM
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Big H you have PM
Old 23 January 2009, 08:38 PM
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will have to post something , the numpty page is about 6th down from the top
not seen that since i've been on here
Old 23 January 2009, 08:39 PM
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did anyone watch the programme last night on how porsche made billions and took control of VW
Old 23 January 2009, 08:39 PM
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absolute fookin master stroke by porsche investors
Old 23 January 2009, 08:45 PM
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what p1ssed me off was the crying hedge fund investors in london who had a taste of there own medicine and wanted porsche done for it
t0ssers they make millions on the back of other peoples loss but when someone out wits them they call on the authorities to prosecute
i hope the german authorities don't press any charges

it will be one of the best things to happen to the t0ssers in london
trouble is the rest of the country has to pay that sh1thole
Old 23 January 2009, 10:04 PM
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Well ordered grid for the PS3 and it arived today opend the jiffy to find grid for sodding xbox paperwork was right but stupid picking error
Old 23 January 2009, 11:25 PM
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hello
Old 24 January 2009, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Well ordered grid for the PS3 and it arived today opend the jiffy to find grid for sodding xbox paperwork was right but stupid picking error
And so it begins

Get yourself a PROPER Ps3 game (not a shabby back street copy for 'two ninty nine' ) and then i can begin to whip your skinny *** into a whirlwind of a beating


Pull your finger out you denton cheap skate
Old 24 January 2009, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
And so it begins

Get yourself a PROPER Ps3 game (not a shabby back street copy for 'two ninty nine' ) and then i can begin to whip your skinny *** into a whirlwind of a beating


Pull your finger out you denton cheap skate










i wouldnt take that justin
Old 24 January 2009, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


i wouldnt take that justin

Very true main thing is im not from Denton

but its played into my hands - will explain when I see you super gnome king of the fairys

Why are you up that early Pete
Old 24 January 2009, 02:42 PM
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i have been working today
Old 25 January 2009, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
been doing a bit at the chillfactor paul

Yeh, but only a couple of lessons.

Dee had major surgery on her knee a while back and skiing/snowboarding was something she had promised herself she would try when her knee was strong enough.
Old 25 January 2009, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
nicely done PTJ

whats the job, same industry or are you trying something different
Interview in Hyde was for Unilever, selling branded freezers to the likes of Tescos, Co-Op, Alton Towers etc.

Interview in Preston was for a company that sells aluminium extrusion.

Both were internal sales roles which is what I've done since Uni but both meant a £4k pay cut.

Both pay better than Job Seekers Allowance though.
Old 25 January 2009, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Bit more wheeling and dealing eh Howard

Talking to a guy today who has a CLK DTM, 3 911 race cars, an M3 CSL and a Carrera GT - safe to say he's not short of a bob or 2

Just bought a 997 Turbo 55 plate for 49K
A mate of mine just bought a 2001 Merc CL 55 AMG with 125k on the clock and 2 owners.

The price?

£6k!

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Old 25 January 2009, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Yeh, but only a couple of lessons.

Dee had major surgery on her knee a while back and skiing/snowboarding was something she had promised herself she would try when her knee was strong enough.
SKI SUNDAY 5PM BBC2 TONIGHT

HIGH ALTITUDE 10PM BBC2 TONIGHT

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Old 25 January 2009, 10:26 PM
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Cleaning the Classic.

Before:



During:



After:






Old 26 January 2009, 12:39 AM
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Niceone - watch that cover doesnt rub your paint to much, thats what puts me off them
Old 26 January 2009, 08:13 AM
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Morning all

Another day another dollar $$$$$$

Another week of fecking latecomers wanting their tax returns done by Friday - as if 10 months after the end of the tax year isn't long enough

Time to double the fees methinks
Old 26 January 2009, 09:21 AM
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Morning - come on Si you know you love it

Thanks Jay for ze tech

Corrus sheding rake loads of jobs hopefully steel might be a bit cheaper now
Old 26 January 2009, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Niceone - watch that cover doesnt rub your paint to much, thats what puts me off them

It's got a fleece lining to protect the paint.

Also has elasticated edges under the front and back bumpers, plus two straps that run under the car so it doesn't move a milimetre.
Old 26 January 2009, 11:22 AM
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ooooo nice


Just had email off Be saying I should be getting 14Mb and not 4.5 mb which Im getting now
Old 26 January 2009, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
ooooo nice


Just had email off Be saying I should be getting 14Mb and not 4.5 mb which Im getting now
how are they working that out????

If I remember your line stats were cr@p
Old 26 January 2009, 12:08 PM
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looking at getting a new tv for the bedroom, probably an lcd. I have told the mrs to go for a 42" so we can replace the 42" plasma downstairs and put the newer 42" in its place and use the old one upstairs
Old 26 January 2009, 12:11 PM
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Just randomly james is your middle initial E? did you own a black sti?


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