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Old 10 February 2009, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
get a job you lazy git, one were you have to work, there is stuff out there if you REALLY want to work, if not set something up, you'll never catch me sitting here saying 'ooooh i dont know what to do'.
aahhh never said I wasnt going to get a job, I have always worked since leaving school, just that now with the redundancy I will get and the cheaper mortgae, I can maybe look to a totally different area to what I am doing now. I have always wanted to do something in I.T. but to retrain I will probably only get a job initially for about 20k and previously I wouldnt have been able to survive on that, now it would be hard but probably possible for a few years, at which stage I would then have progressed in my new career
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need to get a big mdf board so i can set up my lads train set that his great nan got him for christmas
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
aahhh never said I wasnt going to get a job, I have always worked since leaving school, just that now with the redundancy I will get and the cheaper mortgae, I can maybe look to a totally different area to what I am doing now. I have always wanted to do something in I.T. but to retrain I will probably only get a job initially for about 20k and previously I wouldnt have been able to survive on that, now it would be hard but probably possible for a few years, at which stage I would then have progressed in my new career

20k for working on the tills in macdonalds!!!!!!! thats not bad
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the electrician thing is still an option, but now I could do the fast track intense course (which gives qualifications and the ability to sign of work etc 17th edition blah blah blah) then get a job with a local electrician (obviously do foreigners myself) to gain experience that way, then setup on my own in a few years
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Originally Posted by moneys
20k for working on the tills in macdonalds!!!!!!! thats not bad
thing is with macdonalds they offer degree courses now, so could do that along with a degree, eat as many skanky burgers as you want get qualified then drop into a graduate position
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
the electrician thing is still an option, but now I could do the fast track intense course (which gives qualifications and the ability to sign of work etc 17th edition blah blah blah) then get a job with a local electrician (obviously do foreigners myself) to gain experience that way, then setup on my own in a few years

im doing the 17th edition soon, i have the 16th, a lad in work has just took reduncancy, he has paid 7k for a 6 month intense corgi registered gas course, i know what i would rather do
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thing is with macdonalds they offer degree courses now, so could do that along with a degree, eat as many skanky burgers as you want get qualified then drop into a graduate position
bit like what you do now but without the degree course, i could go on to do a degree when i finish my HNC, dont know if i could be ar5ed though, its a lot of work for another 3 years. i may take a gap year an travle the world, the wife wont like it but tough ****
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Originally Posted by moneys
need to get a big mdf board so i can set up my lads train set that his great nan got him for christmas
im gonna do that with scalextric for him (well me)
He's got some disney train things that you press buttons and off it goes singing, he loves em

Kids toys today are brill, he's also got a disney airplane that he sits on, and mickey speaks and the propellers go round
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we've got two scalextrics here, i want the train set up first though, ill get my flat cap out and use it when he's gone to bed eventually i want to do a massive set up in the loft for him, our main loft is huge an its empty cos i use the one above the garage for all the ****. it will be great if i do it right
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Originally Posted by moneys
im doing the 17th edition soon, i have the 16th, a lad in work has just took reduncancy, he has paid 7k for a 6 month intense corgi registered gas course, i know what i would rather do
isnt corgi on a downward spiral

I looked at it as well btw (well plumbing as well) but it is more costly than the electricians. The end of the day I can do decent plumbing (not gas) and I can do electrics (just not legally)
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
isnt corgi on a downward spiral

I looked at it as well btw (well plumbing as well) but it is more costly than the electricians. The end of the day I can do decent plumbing (not gas) and I can do electrics (just not legally)

how can it be? you need to be corgi to work legally, like you need 17th edition to work legally. youve got to remember that building sites are as good as stopped at the moment, that means all the tradesman are out there getting work the way you want to get it, they have a lot more experiance than you so take that into account mate
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Originally Posted by moneys
we've got two scalextrics here, i want the train set up first though, ill get my flat cap out and use it when he's gone to bed eventually i want to do a massive set up in the loft for him, our main loft is huge an its empty cos i use the one above the garage for all the ****. it will be great if i do it right
boys room

you could have the scalextrics going over the train track and have a proper massive setup

I remember as a kid, my aunty took me to one of her friends who were minted (were asians and owned a garage) they had a games room with a full size snooker table, and I think they pressed something and this big board came down with a scalextric on it.
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
boys room

you could have the scalextrics going over the train track and have a proper massive setup

I remember as a kid, my aunty took me to one of her friends who were minted (were asians and owned a garage) they had a games room with a full size snooker table, and I think they pressed something and this big board came down with a scalextric on it.

yes but i bet there house still stunk BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS
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Originally Posted by moneys
how can it be? you need to be corgi to work legally,
Thought there was a new body now that was the main one

Originally Posted by moneys
youve got to remember that building sites are as good as stopped at the moment, that means all the tradesman are out there getting work the way you want to get it, they have a lot more experiance than you so take that into account mate
yeah I know that, but there will probably be a lot of them (the older ones) that have decided enough is enough and will probably **** off to a different country
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Originally Posted by moneys
yes but i bet there house still stunk BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS
it did, like a spicy rice smell
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been invited to a party in a few weeks, its with one of kerry katonas hubbys best mates
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Thought there was a new body now that was the main one



yeah I know that, but there will probably be a lot of them (the older ones) that have decided enough is enough and will probably **** off to a different country

NOT THAT I KNOW OF(oops caps off) you will be suprised mate, they cant afford to **** off, a mate of mine who is a plasterer said people are pricing jobs an only making buttons on them with the hope of getting more work. its really sill out there, got to say though mate, in my opinion we have as good as hit bottom now.

have you noticed how the press has backed right off, they have been investigated into how much impact they have had on the credit crunch, i have said they have been making things worse for ages, people are reading the sh1te that they print and are genuinly panicking an then not spending, its a bloody big downward spiral, if you believe the **** they print then we would all be living in tents now. thats why i read the star, they just print funny stories about woman with 3 ****
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wonder if they will have the gtr there (assuming they go)
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NOT THAT I KNOW OF(oops caps off) you will be suprised mate, they cant afford to **** off, a mate of mine who is a plasterer said people are pricing jobs an only making buttons on them with the hope of getting more work. its really sill out there, got to say though mate, in my opinion we have as good as hit bottom now.

have you noticed how the press has backed right off, they have been investigated into how much impact they have had on the credit crunch, i have said they have been making things worse for ages, people are reading the sh1te that they print and are genuinly panicking an then not spending, its a bloody big downward spiral, if you believe the **** they print then we would all be living in tents now. thats why i read the star, they just print funny stories about woman with 3 ****
totally agree, its all quietened down then low and behold, house prices rose slightly in jan. I think although the economy is in a bad state at present It isnt going to last as long as I thought it would, maybe later this year it will start picking up full pelt

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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
been invited to a party in a few weeks, its with one of kerry katonas hubbys best mates

hit him if he's there will ya, he is a fooking ****** if you ask me, jammy fooking ****** though. i reckon it will be one of them keys in the dish parties, yours will still be there if you take your cally keys haha
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wonder if they will have the gtr there (assuming they go)

i went to the garage in telens to look at one months ago, what a fooking beast it is, blooody gorgeous motor that will **** on the majority of supercars
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Originally Posted by moneys
hit him if he's there will ya, he is a fooking ****** if you ask me, jammy fooking ****** though. i reckon it will be one of them keys in the dish parties, yours will still be there if you take your cally keys haha
cally keys have gone
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bring on the cougar keys
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i went to the garage in telens to look at one months ago, what a fooking beast it is, blooody gorgeous motor that will **** on the majority of supercars
yep, and I for one wouldnt mind that it said nissan on the badge
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
totally agree, its all quietened down then low and behold, house prices rose slightly in jan. I think although the economy is in a bad state at present It isnt going to last as long as I thought it would, maybe later this year it will start picking up full pelt

we just need to be careful that the greedy bankers dont do it to us again, did you watch the programme on it all with that fella from dragons den? it was shocking how stupid the banks and there so called experts were behaving. people should be going to prison for some of the things that have happened, the fella who sold me my comp the other day was telling me he had 70k on cc's, i felt like punching hin, he will just declare himself bankrupt soon an we will foot the bill.

surely when you get a card and then max it out, then max another an another an another someones alarm bells should start ringing, its so wrong what has been allowed to happen, personally i think gb has done ok to get us out of it, what will be the defining point for me though is what laws he brings in to stop it happening again
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what dya reckon to big phil being given the boot?
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bring on the cougar keys

your as good as gauranteed the hot girls now then
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yep, and I for one wouldnt mind that it said nissan on the badge

id rather like it as it will **** the porsche owners off even more


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