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Old 10 February 2009, 10:59 AM
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feckin loads of pages of crap
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bloomin spammers
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right off for a perusal I think
Old 10 February 2009, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
didnt realise that when ford service a car (past few years anyway), they are supposed to plug into the obd ii port and flash the latest map onto the ecu. That maybe why a lot of bluefin users arent getting massive increase now on normally aspirated cars

the thing about blufin though is you can reload the map afterwards, i was going to get my st blufined, a lad in work has his done an he said its awesome
Old 10 February 2009, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ste's probably got his webcam focussed on some fat hairy builders ****, posting it on www.fatandhairybuilders.co.uk

no, i ordered some new house phones, and they have just arrived, i only ordered them late last night, thats fooking good service if you ask me
Old 10 February 2009, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wonder when next doors house will go up for sale

is the **** girls house?
Old 10 February 2009, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wonder if the new neighbour will be a fit porno bird like the other neighbour.

Hopefully they will have a better personality though

question answered
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right im off to take the dog out, then im going to put a soptlight up for the front of the house, keep them pesky kids away i hope.
Old 10 February 2009, 12:41 PM
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just realised why the fuel economy on the diesel wasnt a mega improvement on a petrol car
Old 10 February 2009, 12:41 PM
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its got a feckin 6 speed box
Old 10 February 2009, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the thing about blufin though is you can reload the map afterwards, i was going to get my st blufined, a lad in work has his done an he said its awesome
apparently the bluefin doesnt give much more power if any on the cougar

but you can get a custoer remap on the ecu anyway for about £150 (so i have read) so thats even better
Old 10 February 2009, 02:28 PM
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Just buy another scoob rather then fannying around
Old 10 February 2009, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just buy another scoob rather then fannying around
too common and chavvy
Old 10 February 2009, 02:52 PM
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only joking, if I could afford one I would but I cant so I will go for something different
Old 10 February 2009, 02:58 PM
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Feckin spammers
Old 10 February 2009, 03:00 PM
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There cheap as hell now and I bet runnig costs will be the same as a cougar as its a bigger engine

just get one like mine fuel isnt that bad compaired to a STI
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cougar will return me 30+ to the gallon maybe more if I do motorway miles
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Feckin spammers





















Old 10 February 2009, 03:55 PM
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looks like i may have a job for a few months yet

contingancy plan has kicked in
Old 10 February 2009, 04:12 PM
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Whats that
Old 10 February 2009, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I still think we will beat manure at their place, got a feeling. Thing is though villa are right up there and no one is talking about them, they will have zero pressure. Did you see that pass barry did the otherday from his box, onto the feet of ag whatever his name is, total class




you can take the 3 points, as long as we are 9 points clear
Old 10 February 2009, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
There cheap as hell now and I bet runnig costs will be the same as a cougar as its a bigger engine

just get one like mine fuel isnt that bad compaired to a STI

or get one like mine what does 35 to the gallon
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cougar will return me 30+ to the gallon maybe more if I do motorway miles

oh dear!

i would want 60+ mpg just for driving a cougar
Old 10 February 2009, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
or get one like mine what does 35 to the gallon
thought yours was a turbo not a sport
Old 10 February 2009, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
oh dear!

i would want 60+ mpg just for driving a cougar
im gonna show you

once I get it Im gonna shock you and go to a meet

(mind you, you probably wont turn up )
Old 10 February 2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im gonna show you

once I get it Im gonna shock you and go to a meet

(mind you, you probably wont turn up )
Just coz you are getting a Ford don't think you can park with the ST boys Mr Cougar (if you do ever turn up for a meet that is )

Isn't it just a Probe for the noughties
Old 10 February 2009, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
only joking, if I could afford one I would but I cant so I will go for something different
i wouldnt, although i sometimes miss it, i wouldnt go back, its never the same plus there are loads of other cars out there that are better, you never really use a scoob to its full or even half potential, at the ned of the day whats the point in getting a scoob an pootling to an from work and the shops. waste of money
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my next nig car will either be a proper sports car or a nice big 4x4 like the rr sport
Old 10 February 2009, 11:08 PM
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got to see what the family situation is first, you never know i may have more kids an my only option is a 4x4 or a people carrier


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