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23 August 2009, 11:20 AM
nope no baby yet 
- nice offer ste but unless I come up with another 7 grand or so from somewhere it looks like im stuck with it 
- nice offer ste but unless I come up with another 7 grand or so from somewhere it looks like im stuck with it
23 August 2009, 04:26 PM
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23 August 2009, 11:15 PM
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27 August 2009, 05:47 PM
Wheres Pete
not been on for donkys
the pan lid still isnt here
I also need to source some iron drive gates and railings any ideas budget approx £500
not been on for donkysthe pan lid still isnt here
I also need to source some iron drive gates and railings any ideas budget approx £500
28 August 2009, 10:38 PM
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i am a clone
i am not alone
every fibre of my flesh
and bone
is identical to ther others'
everything i say
is in the same tone
as my test-tube brothers'
voice.
there is no choice
between us
if you had ever seen us
you'd rejoice
in your uniqueness
and consider every weakness
something special
of your own
being a clone
i have no flaws to identify
even this doggerel
that pours from my pen
has just been written by
another twenty
telepathic men
it says:
o for the wings
of any bird
other than a battery hen.
i am not alone
every fibre of my flesh
and bone
is identical to ther others'
everything i say
is in the same tone
as my test-tube brothers'
voice.
there is no choice
between us
if you had ever seen us
you'd rejoice
in your uniqueness
and consider every weakness
something special
of your own
being a clone
i have no flaws to identify
even this doggerel
that pours from my pen
has just been written by
another twenty
telepathic men
it says:
o for the wings
of any bird
other than a battery hen.
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30 August 2009, 05:29 PM
hey Jay good holiday
theres still no sighn of theis baby yet - now 8 days overdue
I fookin scratched my car on friday by the brown wheely bin rubbing down the side of it - it made a right mess had to get the porta cable on it and luckily it removed 90% of the scratch so im happy
theres still no sighn of theis baby yet - now 8 days overdue
I fookin scratched my car on friday by the brown wheely bin rubbing down the side of it - it made a right mess
had to get the porta cable on it and luckily it removed 90% of the scratch so im happy
30 August 2009, 08:14 PM
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hey Jay good holiday
theres still no sighn of theis baby yet - now 8 days overdue
I fookin scratched my car on friday by the brown wheely bin rubbing down the side of it - it made a right mess had to get the porta cable on it and luckily it removed 90% of the scratch so im happy
theres still no sighn of theis baby yet - now 8 days overdue
I fookin scratched my car on friday by the brown wheely bin rubbing down the side of it - it made a right mess
had to get the porta cable on it and luckily it removed 90% of the scratch so im happy
have you been given an inducement date yet??
31 August 2009, 12:28 AM
yes shes getting induced on thursday - shes having a sweep on tuesday but it should of happend on friday gone but tameside hospital are fookin useless and duffed the apointment and tryed blameing us
31 August 2009, 09:36 AM
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hotel was biggest $h!thole ever
It was a SOL hotel and apparently in the 70's/80's it was a top hotel, unfortunately it hasnt been updated since then Took me 3 days of depression to realise it was only a base (army bases probably more luxurious)
Take it your not at the meet then on thurs
31 August 2009, 08:35 PM
lol
no m8 I doubt it
Ive gota fookin mouse in my loft - we just bought some vac pacs and Ive put them in the loft - just been up and one has popped lifted it up and theres holes all over it and tiny droppings under it
Just ordered some traps off flea bay - this is all I need with a baby due in the house soon
no m8 I doubt it
Ive gota fookin mouse in my loft - we just bought some vac pacs and Ive put them in the loft - just been up and one has popped lifted it up and theres holes all over it and tiny droppings under it
Just ordered some traps off flea bay - this is all I need with a baby due in the house soon
03 September 2009, 12:43 AM
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Whoop whoop
Fookin great in our house at the mo
03 September 2009, 12:45 AM
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I feckin knew is was gonna be bad news the moment a "lump" was menthioned 
fookin sh1te
fookin sh1te
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03 September 2009, 01:10 AM
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Need to go bed, EASY TO FORGET THAT THERE IS 2 DAYS T GO TIL WEEKEND 
hAVE SOME PROPER oldskool shizzle
YouTube - DJ SS-MC Spyda, Trigga,Bassman
40 sCONDS IN.................
down where me live in a manchester
high explosives in the city center
blow up JD marks n spencer
me cant go at all to buy me trainer
qUALITY
hAVE SOME PROPER oldskool shizzle
YouTube - DJ SS-MC Spyda, Trigga,Bassman
40 sCONDS IN.................
down where me live in a manchester
high explosives in the city center
blow up JD marks n spencer
me cant go at all to buy me trainer
qUALITY
