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Old 10 December 2009, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
its not a million miles away
its a corsa, dont know whats worse a corsa or a micra
Old 10 December 2009, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
he is a t1t, he will not take the blame for anything at all, ive been sayin this for years pete you know that, wouldnt mind im going sun, i can see myself getting my head kicked in hahahahahaha
i bet you wont!

i used shout my mouth off about "the 7 *****" and i didnt give a **** as i could blow anyones arguement out of the water with the points i had about him, rick used to laugh when people started bigging him up around me as he knew what was about to happen and that i was gonna go straight back at them abusing him, i should think most will be in agreement with you

you should have seen the look on some peoples faces when i was abusing him (it was great when i was in the home end for the everton game)(thinking about it now it would have looked & sounded strange to hear a salfordian standing up and giving him a mouthfull) we were a stepping stone for the ***** but people should have realised that the year earlier

rant over!
Old 10 December 2009, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
its a corsa, dont know whats worse a corsa or a micra

a micra of course!

carl had one so it has to be worse
Old 10 December 2009, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i need a new battery for my van, its died on me, i was going to use it tomorrow as well so im well p1ssed off, its been layed up a few days and i dont think the battery was to good in the 1st place, i will call fords tomorrow and find out how much with my discount
when did you buy a van!

have you been on facebook or spoken to howard?
Old 10 December 2009, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
its a corsa, dont know whats worse a corsa or a micra
im happy with my purchase

i have priced up the parts for it and it comes to........ £76

in the end i will have a W reg 48,000 mile corsa for £476, it will be worth more than that in another years time
Old 10 December 2009, 10:12 PM
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Old 10 December 2009, 10:14 PM
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Yes yes fanny holes

Good old tune for ya from back in the day

YouTube - Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray

Reminds me of early days in school with my first proper girlfriend
The dirty slapper
Old 10 December 2009, 10:20 PM
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Eh up Ste congrats on the new addition mate
Bet your missus is beating u off with a stick when you walk in the bedroom with a lob on

Dirty bugger, you should be playing scrabble at your age not pestering the fury hole with your sweaty scouse sausage
Old 10 December 2009, 10:26 PM
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Petepete do you remember this!

YouTube - 2pac - Pain

Oh it reminds me of pulling whities when i was 14
Old 10 December 2009, 10:26 PM
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fwckin ell i do some posts and everyone comes out the woodwork
Old 10 December 2009, 10:26 PM
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Old 10 December 2009, 10:27 PM
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off to see russel howard tomorrow
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yes yes fanny holes

Good old tune for ya from back in the day

YouTube - Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray

Reminds me of early days in school with my first proper girlfriend
The dirty slapper

ooohh he has been drinking
Old 10 December 2009, 10:28 PM
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thought you had an engine sorted pete
Old 10 December 2009, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
off to see russel howard tomorrow
who is that?
Old 10 December 2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thought you had an engine sorted pete
I did! it got put in and it is worse than the last
Old 10 December 2009, 10:30 PM
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Oh my god u guys are still up

How the shizzle are u both
Old 10 December 2009, 10:30 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORy-RiO8H6k

Wack it out!
Old 10 December 2009, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Oh my god u guys are still up

How the shizzle are u both

only just

im good, considering
Old 10 December 2009, 10:32 PM
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This WILL make you laugh

Feckin weird ****

YouTube - Fainting Goats
Old 10 December 2009, 10:33 PM
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considering

What be up Mr Higham
Old 10 December 2009, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
This WILL make you laugh

Feckin weird ****

YouTube - Fainting Goats
i dont know what you were looking for when you found that but it is funny
Old 10 December 2009, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
considering

What be up Mr Higham
just a bad couple of days, if it doesnt rain it pours and all that ****
Old 10 December 2009, 10:39 PM
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i think it is time for bed
Old 10 December 2009, 10:40 PM
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night night people of smacsland
Old 10 December 2009, 10:41 PM
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Mate these are the shizzle nizzzle

YouTube - 3 way antenna BASE jump.





(check out 2.54!!!!!!! seconds in!!!!!! that is HARDCORE **** MAN
YouTube - BEST BASE JUMP VIDEO 2!!!

Where do i sign
Old 10 December 2009, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
just a bad couple of days, if it doesnt rain it pours and all that ****
Have to catch up soon mate, its been a bit, well very **** round my end too

Still, theres always beer to take away most of the pain

MMMmmmm beeeeeeeeer
Old 10 December 2009, 10:45 PM
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Nite mate






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Old 10 December 2009, 11:11 PM
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that goats is funny
heres another one licking an electric fence

YouTube - Goat Meets Electric Fence

this pig one is funny

YouTube - A shock in the nuts!!
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pete bad news about the engine, can you not rebuild one of them??????


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