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Old 20 April 2007, 06:53 PM
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I'm shut out of Amita whats going on??
Old 20 April 2007, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
anyone know how paulthejambo got on with his interview today ?
Well.... I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!
5 grand a year more than I'm on now plus a pension and healthcare.

WAHOO!!

Should be able to keep the Scoob as a weekend toy now, as the g/f gets a company van with her new job so I'll use her Corsa for the commute to work and mine for weekends and evenings.

Originally Posted by moneys
aint seen paulunderthethumbthejambo for a while either
Been on holiday Ste. Went to the Lakes for a few days so that took the majority of my absence. And I'm not under the thumb.

Originally Posted by pete higham
i will check them tho as i have to drive 97 miles before i get to the track

thanks for the offer tho i have borrowed paul's winter wheels for a week so i can get home legally
You look after them! I'd like SOME laquer left on them for the next time i try Oulton.

Only messing Pete. Have fun.

Justin, hope your ankle is less painful now. I broke my right ankle a few years ago so I know the pain (I imagine it's similar to childbirth but lasts 6 weeks)



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Old 20 April 2007, 09:37 PM
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Nice one Paul
Blimy 5K more, you'll soon be in JDM land dude
My missus just got a new job today for 3K more than she on at the mo
Weird
Old 20 April 2007, 09:39 PM
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Ohhhhhhh god i bored, got a long day at work tommorrow, so am taking it easy (well on my 6th bottle of bud so far) but should be in bed earlier than usual
Its my birthday tommorrow too, bloody 28, im gettin old guys
Old 20 April 2007, 09:41 PM
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Old 20 April 2007, 10:01 PM
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Ey up Ric, sorry to leave you but I'm off to the local for a few jars. Rumour has it the landlord is keeping the taps running after hours (as long as we pre pay for the beer during normal hours )


Old 20 April 2007, 10:09 PM
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No probs mate, enjoy yer beer, i know i am
Old 20 April 2007, 10:15 PM
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evening Ric


and Paul you av no idea how bad childbirth is so dont even go there

shut the door on your way out

Old 20 April 2007, 10:23 PM
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RRRAerr Its me
Old 20 April 2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
you av no idea how bad childbirth is so dont even go there
Here we go again, women pain does NOT exist, its called women moan, and it lasts a lifetime
Old 20 April 2007, 10:44 PM
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A up looks like Dave is on the booze too
Good lad, same here
Old 20 April 2007, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
evening Ric


and Paul you av no idea how bad childbirth is so dont even go there

shut the door on your way out

Walk in the park bring it on I have had some releay bad **** done to me over the years going to bed now dont wont to talk about it good night
Old 20 April 2007, 10:48 PM
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i cleaned my other car today, and noticed this on the bonnet, hope the neighbours didnt see



Old 20 April 2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Walk in the park bring it on I have had some releay bad **** done to me over the years going to bed now dont wont to talk about it good night
Seriously you goin to bed
You bloody lightweight
Suppose ill have too keep the party goin eh, no probs
Ill just get outta my slippers and into my trainers
Thats better, check it out
Old 20 April 2007, 10:56 PM
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rik
Old 20 April 2007, 11:03 PM
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Scary Chain saw dude
How it hangin fella
Im on the buds tonight, not the asian variety too, god im feelin a little phissed
When we organising an RC bash
My nitro beast is gagging for a goood slappin
Old 20 April 2007, 11:11 PM
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rik everything ok, very busy driving, skip wagon,
off to bed soon, up at 6am tomorrow

rc bash , we will have to sort one out

hows the house going mr, ???
Old 20 April 2007, 11:16 PM
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were's "salford van salvage" seems tobe a bit of a ghost on here these days


FAT FOOT were are you
Old 20 April 2007, 11:16 PM
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Told you Gillette mach 3's were the best, check out the finish on that
Got to watch the neck tho
Prone to snapping with to much pressure


Old 20 April 2007, 11:20 PM
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:lol1
Old 20 April 2007, 11:21 PM
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House is in the lap of the solicetors, forget what im payiong them for exactly

They like to be nice and fast/ efficient NOT!!!!
(please excuse my spelling im wasted )

That golf is a Gti turbo mate, high hilers can be had for £3/£4K easy
I can buy one outright, ill save loads in 2 years mate, gettin 180/190 outta a full tank, so not cheap you might say
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my bed is calling rik
Old 20 April 2007, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
House is in the lap of the solicetors, forget what im payiong them for exactly

They like to be nice and fast/ efficient NOT!!!!
(please excuse my spelling im wasted )

That golf is a Gti turbo mate, high hilers can be had for £3/£4K easy
I can buy one outright, ill save loads in 2 years mate, gettin 180/190 outta a full tank, so not cheap you might say
yes i know what your trying to do mate, the thing is cheap golf tdi's are quite rare, especially one that are anygood, most have been clocked about 4 times, so even a 140000miler should be showing aabout 250000miles, its a tired car ,!, they are too expensive for what they are, i would'nt advise you to get one, buy a skoda octavia, far superior car,
Old 20 April 2007, 11:26 PM
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Old 20 April 2007, 11:27 PM
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Check out these disgusting trees!
They need to find a log cabin



Who said CHEESE smelt bad



Dodgy tunnel




BIG *****


Would look better shaved
Old 20 April 2007, 11:27 PM
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need some more spam
Old 20 April 2007, 11:28 PM
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fookin ell rik
Old 20 April 2007, 11:29 PM
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Old 20 April 2007, 11:29 PM
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you must spend some time on the interweb
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dave of the zip seems to have called it a night


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