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Old 20 July 2007, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I was shown the apparently HARDEST move that there is by the lovely instructor
Where they grap the pole and invert with the legs right apart whilst upside down , and slid slowelt down to the bottom.....

As much as i tried to look cool and like yeah....what ever
i have to admit i was like this






i bet you were sniffing the pole after? wasnt you! i know what you are like

tbh i would have been too
Old 20 July 2007, 01:03 AM
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They soooooooo love showing off to us, makes it near impossible to ask for the money they owe us for the rental of the room
Old 20 July 2007, 01:03 AM
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night mate
Old 20 July 2007, 01:04 AM
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Sniff the pole!
Never!














ive never even thought about it you dirty bugger
Old 20 July 2007, 01:05 AM
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*sniff sniff*

more like *lick lick*



Old 20 July 2007, 01:07 AM
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That was a JOKE

Or was it....................


Mawhahahahahah
Old 20 July 2007, 01:09 AM
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laters mate
Old 20 July 2007, 01:56 AM
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eve peeps
Old 20 July 2007, 02:21 AM
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Get to bed
Old 20 July 2007, 09:01 AM
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Morning spammers
Old 20 July 2007, 09:06 AM
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Christ pole dancers
Old 20 July 2007, 12:40 PM
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Im just gonna go pick up my scoob from HT Autos, just had the call to say its ready, dont know why but im somewhat nervous
Hope everything went ok .....................
Old 20 July 2007, 12:42 PM
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Quiet on here today - everyone must be out enjoying the rain

At least its Friday which means beer tonight
Old 20 July 2007, 12:45 PM
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Weirdo - its being sorted - why wouldnt it be mint

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Old 20 July 2007, 12:54 PM
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I dont know, its just in my head

Thought ud understand being such a perfectionist
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Right, im off
Old 20 July 2007, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I dont know, its just in my head

Thought ud understand being such a perfectionist

Ill be inspecting it dont you worry
Old 20 July 2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Lets see it then
I went through a faze of tagging everything when i was younger
On face book, not on walls LOL Pete's has one off me, Steve's cousin and a friend of mine called Drew, I put norty pics on his haha Prob won't be able to see them unless your his friend though
Old 20 July 2007, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I was shown the apparently HARDEST move that there is by the lovely instructor
Where they grap the pole and invert with the legs right apart whilst upside down , and slid slowelt down to the bottom.....

As much as i tried to look cool and like yeah....what ever
i have to admit i was like this





I quite like sliding down a nice hard pole
Old 20 July 2007, 03:05 PM
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Yes Speedy, get yo *** on there and put a pic of your car or something random on your main pic and deny wimmins from work if they find you by name and request
Old 20 July 2007, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I quite like sliding down a nice hard pole
Old 20 July 2007, 04:15 PM
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Well the cars home at last, safe and sound

Job is top notch dont know why i was worried

Will leave a 'thank you' thread for him later on recommending his services

But for now, its off to crappy work again

Might sign up to face book over the weekend, i just know its goin to get one of those marge simpson 'HHHmmmmmmmmmmm' from the missus tho

We have the pole dancers in again 2nite too And no, you cant come and watch
Old 20 July 2007, 04:17 PM
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Watch? **** that, I wanna join in!!
Old 20 July 2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I quite like sliding down a nice hard pole
Bet you luv it if its extra slippery



Right, im off
Old 20 July 2007, 04:18 PM
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You will be OK on there, just have the lads on it, oh and me
Old 20 July 2007, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Watch? **** that, I wanna join in!!
depends if you have those lacy shoes on
Old 20 July 2007, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Bet you luv it if its extra slippery



Right, im off
Hey, the more slippy the better!
Old 20 July 2007, 04:18 PM
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Emmmmmmmm lacy shoes with big heels
Old 20 July 2007, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
depends if you have those lacy shoes on
Not lacy

More like high and shiny
Old 20 July 2007, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Hey, the more slippy the better!
i bet, right, i need to stop talking filth (as much fun as it is) and get my *** to work


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