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Old 16 August 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
its was a horrid colour can't remember being sick just remember taking my sheets and everything off my bed and dumping it on the kitchen floor, you can imagine what my mum said!!


i would have thought something along the lines of......


**** ******* **** **** **** and ****
Old 16 August 2007, 09:22 PM
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something like that she ended up cleaning it because I was too ill!!
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Last time i was in town with my girlfriend, she puked all over the drivers seat and window in the back of the taxi

The driver kicked us all out and got a bit aggressive
I had been drinking stella all night so i told him how i felt in a similar way and he just fecked off
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
something like that she ended up cleaning it because I was too ill!!
thats what mums are for
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
something like that she ended up cleaning it because I was too ill!!
As much as i love a good drink, when youve had tooo much, the next day is just horrible, ive not had that nasty hung over feeling for a good few days thanks god
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Last time i was in town with my girlfriend, she puked all over the drivers seat and window in the back of the taxi

The driver kicked us all out and got a bit aggressive
I had been drinking stella all night so i told him how i felt in a similar way and he just fecked off


thats what boyfriends are for
Old 16 August 2007, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
As much as i love a good drink, when youve had tooo much, the next day is just horrible, ive not had that nasty hung over feeling for a good few days thanks god


and that is the reason i rarely drink now
Old 16 August 2007, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
thats what mums are for
I know, she took one look at me and said how I looked like a bus had hit me and she went and cleaned everything up!!
Old 16 August 2007, 09:27 PM
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my missus always pukes, its so dam hard to even find a taxi when shes been drinking, she cannot handle her booze that well, 3 pints and a few shots and shes blasted
Old 16 August 2007, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
and that is the reason i rarely drink now
I'm never drinking again!!
Old 16 August 2007, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I know, she took one look at me and said how I looked like a bus had hit me and she went and cleaned everything up!!
what a top mum

Arn't mums brilliant
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I know, she took one look at me and said how I looked like a bus had hit me and she went and cleaned everything up!!

i could imagine it with sick all over your face and hair and flaky toes i bet you looked a right state
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I'm never drinking again!!

Old 16 August 2007, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
my missus always pukes, its so dam hard to even find a taxi when shes been drinking, she cannot handle her booze that well, 3 pints and a few shots and shes blasted
I'm never sick!!!!! Last time I was sick of drink was when I was 16!! Don't know what happened that night, maybe the guys buying us drinks were up to no good!?
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
my missus always pukes, its so dam hard to even find a taxi when shes been drinking, she cannot handle her booze that well, 3 pints and a few shots and shes blasted

that sounds familiar
Old 16 August 2007, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I'm never drinking again!!
sounds just like clubbers come down that, 'thats my lot, im never doing disco biscuits ever again' whilst sat there toking a J on a Sunday morning at 8am sweating ribbons drinking a stella
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I'm never sick!!!!! Last time I was sick of drink was when I was 16!! Don't know what happened that night, maybe the guys buying us drinks were up to no good!?

hhmmm that is suss then
Old 16 August 2007, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
sounds just like clubbers come down that, 'thats my lot, im never doing disco biscuits ever again' whilst sat there toking a J on a Sunday morning at 8am sweating ribbons drinking a stella

and that sounds more familiar than the other
Old 16 August 2007, 09:33 PM
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I bet you just drank too much
Old 16 August 2007, 09:34 PM
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who?
Old 16 August 2007, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
and that sounds more familiar than the other


Ive not said if for a good few years tho
Old 16 August 2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
who?
Carla,
I recon she just got stuck into her wine a bit to rapidly, and ended up spraying the room later on in a chardonnay sort of colour
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you have to knock it on the head at some point as it gets to much in the end
Old 16 August 2007, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Carla,
I recon she just got stuck into her wine a bit to rapidly, and ended up spraying the room later on in a chardonnay sort of colour

you should have put the gagging smilie on that post
Old 16 August 2007, 09:38 PM
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The old 'someone must of put something in my drink'

Nowt to do with the 15 bottles of wine like

Ive used that line myself, but on reflection i did just drink faaaarr to much
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you have to knock it on the head at some point as it gets to much in the end
not knock it on the head, just have a rest for a few years, and put on a few stone on to become human once again
Old 16 August 2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
The old 'someone must of put something in my drink'

Nowt to do with the 15 bottles of wine like

Ive used that line myself, but on reflection i did just drink faaaarr to much

what would someone want by putting someting in your drink
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They might like nibbling chocolate wheetos for all i know
Old 16 August 2007, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
They might like nibbling chocolate wheetos for all i know


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