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22 August 2007, 10:11 PM
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22 August 2007, 10:14 PM
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22 August 2007, 10:30 PM
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called on pete today 
thought i'd catch him doing some work
NO CHANCE!!
he'd gone to the butty shop
and it was only 9.30am
i will have to try again, i will try and get some photographic evidence
thought i'd catch him doing some work
NO CHANCE!!
he'd gone to the butty shop
and it was only 9.30am
i will have to try again, i will try and get some photographic evidence
22 August 2007, 10:34 PM
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22 August 2007, 10:54 PM
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23 August 2007, 12:18 AM
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A up Justin lad
Im workin for my dad 2moro, he needs a lift with a massive job in Alti, so ive a long day of graft 2moro
Still, the missus will be waiting for me when i get home
Id better get to bed myself, will be pooped int mornin
Think a filling in my lower left grinders is fecked, its bloody killing when i swig an ice cold beer
DAM, i hate dentists too
Time to get spanked with a massive extortionately high dentist bill i suppose
Im workin for my dad 2moro, he needs a lift with a massive job in Alti, so ive a long day of graft 2moro
Still, the missus will be waiting for me when i get home
Id better get to bed myself, will be pooped int mornin
Think a filling in my lower left grinders is fecked, its bloody killing when i swig an ice cold beer
DAM, i hate dentists too
Time to get spanked with a massive extortionately high dentist bill i suppose
23 August 2007, 09:19 AM
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23 August 2007, 09:54 AM
Morning all - just got this email
SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday
morning. The epicentre was Ordsall. Casualties were seen wandering
aimlessly saying "bang out of order" "mental" and "sorted". The earthquake
decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several
priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond
repair. Three preserved areas of historic importance where burned out cars
were destroyed, were wrecked. Many locals were woken before their giro's
arrived.
One resident, Kylie Shanon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was
such a f**ckin shock, Little Chardonnay-Destiny came running into my bedroom
crying; my hands were shaking that much i could hardly skin-up"
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue Workers are still
searching through the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth Duke"
sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.
HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought
after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits, white socks, Burberry caps,
Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. The
included McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland pizza.
Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and
Special Brew.
Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a "signing on biro", £2.50 buys a
Jumbo Sausage Dinner, £20.00 buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 Regal from
the back of Tommo's lorry. Your help is appreciated.
SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday
morning. The epicentre was Ordsall. Casualties were seen wandering
aimlessly saying "bang out of order" "mental" and "sorted". The earthquake
decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several
priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond
repair. Three preserved areas of historic importance where burned out cars
were destroyed, were wrecked. Many locals were woken before their giro's
arrived.
One resident, Kylie Shanon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was
such a f**ckin shock, Little Chardonnay-Destiny came running into my bedroom
crying; my hands were shaking that much i could hardly skin-up"
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue Workers are still
searching through the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth Duke"
sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.
HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought
after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits, white socks, Burberry caps,
Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. The
included McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland pizza.
Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening cider and
Special Brew.
Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a "signing on biro", £2.50 buys a
Jumbo Sausage Dinner, £20.00 buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 Regal from
the back of Tommo's lorry. Your help is appreciated.
23 August 2007, 09:56 AM
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Did anyone off here go the to the japshow at haigh hall, if so this is for you lot, found this wondered if anyones cars are on it.
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23 August 2007, 10:02 AM
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Hope the weather holds out for you, we took kids two years ago, it was gorgeous, but they was rebuilding most of the bigger rides, and the workers were on strike.
It is a killer of a day. still got free tickets to go back.
Very expensive inside the park, you have been warned.
It is a killer of a day. still got free tickets to go back.
Very expensive inside the park, you have been warned.
23 August 2007, 10:20 AM
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Hope the weather holds out for you, we took kids two years ago, it was gorgeous, but they was rebuilding most of the bigger rides, and the workers were on strike.
It is a killer of a day. still got free tickets to go back.
Very expensive inside the park, you have been warned.
It is a killer of a day. still got free tickets to go back.
Very expensive inside the park, you have been warned.
