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Old 25 September 2007, 10:10 PM
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bloody immigrants driving on our roads an cant even speak english, this one is pi55ed out of his head
Old 25 September 2007, 10:11 PM
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Wahoo totp
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Old 25 September 2007, 10:12 PM
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alright ste
Old 25 September 2007, 10:13 PM
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alright ste

hello daniel
Old 25 September 2007, 10:14 PM
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whos he
Old 25 September 2007, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
whos he

who?
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its danny
Old 25 September 2007, 10:17 PM
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its a hard life being a woman in it, she came in to a full roast, ate it then bathed the baby then i fed him an now she's gone to bed, an ive got to sort out all his bottles an food for tomorrow. lazy cow
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its a hard life being a woman in it, she came in to a full roast, ate it then bathed the baby then i fed him an now she's gone to bed, an ive got to sort out all his bottles an food for tomorrow. lazy cow
you should have her trained
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Originally Posted by scouse2
its danny

where here? no i'm ste
Old 25 September 2007, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
where here? no i'm ste
the men in white coats will come for ya
Old 25 September 2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
you should have her trained

there all bloody lazy, your wife was on here spoutin about not bein well the other day. if she feels sick cos she's pregnant imagine how you feel knowing you've got to go out to earn more dollar for the nappies. bloody woman are really selfish, wouldnt mind but being a housewife is a piece of pi55
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the men in white coats will come for ya

**** not again
Old 25 September 2007, 10:23 PM
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there all bloody lazy, your wife was on here spoutin about not bein well the other day. if she feels sick cos she's pregnant imagine how you feel knowing you've got to go out to earn more dollar for the nappies. bloody woman are really selfish, wouldnt mind but being a housewife is a piece of pi55
its the other way round in here but thats because i am agenuine lazy barsteward me belly proves this
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Originally Posted by moneys
there all bloody lazy, your wife was on here spoutin about not bein well the other day. if she feels sick cos she's pregnant imagine how you feel knowing you've got to go out to earn more dollar for the nappies. bloody woman are really selfish, wouldnt mind but being a housewife is a piece of pi55
its the other way round in here but thats because i am a genuine lazy barsteward me belly proves this
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double post i am a twonk
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Originally Posted by scouse2
its the other way round in here but thats because i am agenuine lazy barsteward me belly proves this

your belly is there to save you having to put the heating on
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Originally Posted by scouse2
double post i am a twonk

gets the old post counts up dan
Old 25 September 2007, 10:28 PM
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methane works on my cooker stinks of crap though
Old 25 September 2007, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
gets the old post counts up dan
im trying but 1 finger typing is holding me back
Old 25 September 2007, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
im trying but 1 finger typing is holding me back
are you biting your tongue at the same time
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i can type qwuicker than i can write now, im on here all the time posting an doing assignments for work
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Old 25 September 2007, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i can type qwuicker than i can write now, im on here all the time posting an doing assignments for work
the only thing i write is credit notes for work
Old 25 September 2007, 10:33 PM
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my missus is that quick at typing it just sounds like she is whacking the keyboard, buit then you look at it an there's actual words there
Old 25 September 2007, 10:36 PM
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thats wot me 11 yr old is like unbelievable i still write with a stone
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Originally Posted by scouse2

there are strict spamming rules that do not allow smilies by themselves, you must type in some crap to accompany the smilie, pete an myself set these rules and if you dont obey them you get a chinese burn of SVXsean
Old 25 September 2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
the only thing i write is credit notes for work


whats that then


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