how dodgy are You ?
02 March 2006, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Weaver
So, you've never had a ****, used a phone whilst driving, downloaded an MP3, had oral sex, or had a **** in a park/alley, and never punched anyone? 
Even those basics get you 5.5 years!!
Even those basics get you 5.5 years!!
1 Restaurant - No
2 Shoplifted - No
3 Mince Pies - Hate them
4 Doanloaded - Yes
5 Stolen Good - No
6 Drunk - Yes
7 Driving with Mobile - No
8 Oral - Yes
9 Sex at 16 - No (lost it at 17)
10 **** - Not enough money in the world for me to try that
11 Toys - Yes
12 Paid for it - No
13 Public - No
14 Stamp - No
15 Graffitti - No
16 Throwing ball - No
17 Drugs - No
18 Punched someone - No
19 Aroused - No
20 Bet - Hate gambling
21 Prison - No
22 Mannequin - yes
23 Broken into a house - No
24 Keyed a car - No
25 B&A - No
26 Smuggled - No
27 Naked - No
28 Insurance - No
29 Mast - Yes
30 Fishing - No
Using these answers you get a 0 fine and 0 years in jail!
02 March 2006, 03:56 PM
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000
02 March 2006, 04:11 PM
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
02 March 2006, 04:24 PM
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
02 March 2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobywagonGl
Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £2000
Told you i was more sweet and innocent than you
02 March 2006, 06:16 PM
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37.5 Potential fine: £9500
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37.5 Potential fine: £9500
02 March 2006, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by T5OLF
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500
Bl@@dy ell was i that bad
Bl@@dy ell was i that bad
02 March 2006, 07:40 PM
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
02 March 2006, 07:48 PM
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I'm quite a good girl
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I'm quite a good girl
02 March 2006, 08:13 PM
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Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
Flippin' heck! I am a bad boy....!
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
Flippin' heck! I am a bad boy....!
02 March 2006, 09:59 PM
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £2000
Vicki
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £2000
Vicki
Glad it's only a fun thing. 
03 March 2006, 04:35 AM
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Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
03 March 2006, 10:11 AM
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23 years, £7000.
I don't know whats more shocking, my criminal activity, or that Glencora has never walked around naked in her own home
I don't know whats more shocking, my criminal activity, or that Glencora has never walked around naked in her own home
