Ever got dog mess in between your toes?
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Originally Posted by Luke C
Anyone ever been walking on grass and got Dog Crud between their toes?
i haven't, but as i kid i remember it happening to my younger brother.
but, on the same holiday as we were walking along the beach (some where in cornwall) i stepped on a jellyfish thinking it was a rock and my foot went straight through it. Never been so scared, didn't know what was happening. i was only about 10.
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Originally Posted by dogpole
i haven't, but as i kid i remember it happening to my younger brother.
but, on the same holiday as we were walking along the beach (some where in cornwall) i stepped on a jellyfish thinking it was a rock and my foot went straight through it. Never been so scared, didn't know what was happening. i was only about 10.
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but, on the same holiday as we were walking along the beach (some where in cornwall) i stepped on a jellyfish thinking it was a rock and my foot went straight through it. Never been so scared, didn't know what was happening. i was only about 10.
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Yep
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
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Originally Posted by Chris@LittleKnocks
Yep
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
I'm sorry to hear that
I think this thread is just bringing out too many painfull memories
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When I was about 13 in PE at school we were playing rugby practicing the dive over the line for a try, when I dived straight in a huge pile of dog sh1te, covered from head to toe. the whole class pi55ed themselves, then I had to go to the deputy heads office to get him to unlock the changing rooms so I could get cleaned up. He was not impressed at someone standing in his office covered in sh1te especially as he was trying to convince some parents of the good sports facilities we had.
Mum wasn't too impressed when she had to wash said rugby kit.
Aren't scholl days the best
Mum wasn't too impressed when she had to wash said rugby kit.
Aren't scholl days the best
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Originally Posted by Luke C
I'm sorry to hear that
I think this thread is just bringing out too many painfull memories
I think this thread is just bringing out too many painfull memories
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Originally Posted by Chris@LittleKnocks
Yep
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
Our old lab had left a large brown present at the bottom of the stairs one night which I stepped on barefooted one sleepy morning ...... squelch
I hopped out into the garden & proceeded to hose off my foot
I've never recovered from such a traumatic experience early in the morning
The dog avoided me for a few days - mind you so did everyone else
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Originally Posted by Burt
When I was about 13 in PE at school we were playing rugby practicing the dive over the line for a try, when I dived straight in a huge pile of dog sh1te, covered from head to toe. the whole class pi55ed themselves, then I had to go to the deputy heads office to get him to unlock the changing rooms so I could get cleaned up. He was not impressed at someone standing in his office covered in sh1te especially as he was trying to convince some parents of the good sports facilities we had.
Mum wasn't too impressed when she had to wash said rugby kit.
Aren't scholl days the best
Mum wasn't too impressed when she had to wash said rugby kit.
Aren't scholl days the best
I had the same feeling when I was in the army aswell grubbing round in the long grass, bushes etc fortunately it naver happened. Can't think of anything worse than being on exercise for 2 weeks and getting covered in **** on the first day
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I've had a long cr@p day and now I hear that my route home is blocked due to 2 accidents This thread has cheered me right up - I thought these things only happend to me?
I walk around barefoot a lot in the summer and have had many annoying pooh incidents.
Slobbery dog incidents aren't a whole lot better. Flat out on the sofa, dozing nicely on a hot summers afternoon when my adorable boxer cross decides to have a good old shake and cover me in goo! Anyone remember the scene from Turner and Hooch.....?
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Just remembered the time my mate got sent home from school...
He was late for school one day, and being a bit of a teacher's pet he was legging it down the road so as not to be too late.
When he got to school, everyone started to complain about the smell teacher went over and sniffed him - he had dog **** all in his hair and up his back!! He'd stepped in a steaming pile of dog excrement without noticing, and while he was running along it was all flicking up the back of his jacket and into his hair!!
He was late for school one day, and being a bit of a teacher's pet he was legging it down the road so as not to be too late.
When he got to school, everyone started to complain about the smell teacher went over and sniffed him - he had dog **** all in his hair and up his back!! He'd stepped in a steaming pile of dog excrement without noticing, and while he was running along it was all flicking up the back of his jacket and into his hair!!
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Slobbery dog incidents aren't a whole lot better. Flat out on the sofa, dozing nicely on a hot summers afternoon when my adorable boxer cross decides to have a good old shake and cover me in goo! Anyone remember the scene from Turner and Hooch.....?
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This story is legend where I work (magazine publishing).
One journo who worked on a well-known angling publication thought he'd try out some free kit sent in for review. In this case it was a complete all-in-one suit, wind and water-proof, complete with built-in hood - the lot. What better for a cold weekend of reporting on a big angling competion?
All was well until, out in the middle of nowhere, he felt the call of nature. Nothing unusual in that, it happens all the time and everyone just nips behind a bush and the job's a good 'un. Number two's are a little more tricky, but all in a day's work.
But in this one-piece suit he had to slip the top off his shoulders and basically strip to the knees in order to, well, you know.
Everything went to plan, except that he'd forgotten about the hood. Think about this for a moment - he'd forgotten about the hood But he pretty soon remembered it when, on pulling the thing back over his shoulders, he felt something warm running down his neck and back!!!
Fookin' 'ell
One journo who worked on a well-known angling publication thought he'd try out some free kit sent in for review. In this case it was a complete all-in-one suit, wind and water-proof, complete with built-in hood - the lot. What better for a cold weekend of reporting on a big angling competion?
All was well until, out in the middle of nowhere, he felt the call of nature. Nothing unusual in that, it happens all the time and everyone just nips behind a bush and the job's a good 'un. Number two's are a little more tricky, but all in a day's work.
But in this one-piece suit he had to slip the top off his shoulders and basically strip to the knees in order to, well, you know.
Everything went to plan, except that he'd forgotten about the hood. Think about this for a moment - he'd forgotten about the hood But he pretty soon remembered it when, on pulling the thing back over his shoulders, he felt something warm running down his neck and back!!!
Fookin' 'ell
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
pissed up I once sat on a dog turd someone had thoughtfully placed on a park swing. As soon as i sat on it the aroma was released and nearly made me puke
This is quality, too:
"I was ******** on a playing field once and put my hand in a dog ****." Jack Clark post #16
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popped round to my mates one day befor going to the pub. he said he was justs poping to his room to grab his coat. about 30secs later heard hip screaming at the top of his voice and then that vile puke sound. ran upstairs to see what the hell was going on.There is dave yaking his gutts up into the bog. turns round and he's got loads of runny brown s*** all down his shirt.
one of his cats had got into his room and had the sh**s on his bed which he a jumped onto to grab his coat from the other side.
have never laughted so hard in all my life
one of his cats had got into his room and had the sh**s on his bed which he a jumped onto to grab his coat from the other side.
have never laughted so hard in all my life
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When I was 8 our class was taken on school trip to Edinburgh zoo. My group was led by a parent of the class nerd, she was totally OTT and it was worse than in class.
Anyway we got to the Bengal Tiger enclosure, it was walking up down in the front of its den/cage as big cats often do there bored or sumthing, Mrs McClumpha was going on how loveley and rare thise Tiger was, when it stopped right in front of her and lifted its tail and pished on her from head to foot even getting her in mid rant square in the gob about India, pish was everywhere, golden shower extreme.
What a class cat, I adopted it for a couple of pounds a year in those days. You will be sad to note its now in the great pish heaven in the sky, wonder if Mrs McClumpha remembers it so fondly. Her son is now a conservative politician.
Anyway we got to the Bengal Tiger enclosure, it was walking up down in the front of its den/cage as big cats often do there bored or sumthing, Mrs McClumpha was going on how loveley and rare thise Tiger was, when it stopped right in front of her and lifted its tail and pished on her from head to foot even getting her in mid rant square in the gob about India, pish was everywhere, golden shower extreme.
What a class cat, I adopted it for a couple of pounds a year in those days. You will be sad to note its now in the great pish heaven in the sky, wonder if Mrs McClumpha remembers it so fondly. Her son is now a conservative politician.
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