jcullen

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that u've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. - B. Johnson, Canada

King RA

There's a whole new world of wanking available with your other hand.

Karl 227

Avoid losing a contact lense by drilling a small hole in the middle of each one and the attaching them to one another with a six inch length of fishing line

stevencotton

International master criminals: Tell your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity. Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of attractive women in bikinis.

mad_dr

If a child is choking on an ice cube, simply pour a jug of boiling water down his or her throat. Hey presto - the blockage is instantly removed!

hoskib

iTrader: (1)

do not play colin mcrae rally for 4 hours then go out in the scooby.

julian N/W wrx my93

hall84

agreed