Trousers for fat knackers?
12 April 2006, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent, pencil neck 
You think this is a battle of wits? I am simply trying to get to the bottom of why M&S only stocks trousers for people of abnormal girth. You have given us your esteemed opinion, namely "people with a 32" waist are aged 14" so thanks for that.... now it's time to let the normally proportioned people speak!
12 April 2006, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobywagonGl
I mean near your armpit 
12 April 2006, 02:31 PM
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I used to play Doctor Octopus and I like nothing better than looming above the bedroom waving my four prosthetic limbs, one of which can be manipulated from below with a joystick; a sextet of 1/8-inch-thick Technora chords hanging from the ceiling like webbing, each able to handle the weight of seven people; and a life-size image of Iceman boasting two giant icy hands that constantly melt and reform by freezing moisture absorbed from the air, it was whilst practicing these manoevres that the t-shirt become embroiled in wonderwomans metal bra and ripped.
you should have de-bra'd her first, a valuable lesson to adhere to, we've opted for the kevlar cappers, endurable upto and including the last bursting whelt
12 April 2006, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny E
he does seem to have rather delicate wrists 
Except for his widge, which is like a chinaman's little finger, hectic tells me.
13 April 2006, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rage!
I considered that but if that was the case then the rack would have only a few pairs of very large sizes left and large gaps where the 32" pairs were.... but instead it is consistently full of very large sizes.
I suppose it is possible that the person responsible for stock ordering at this particular branch is a moron which is why I'm asking if anyone else has noticed the same elsewhere!
I suppose it is possible that the person responsible for stock ordering at this particular branch is a moron which is why I'm asking if anyone else has noticed the same elsewhere!
32" here also - but never shop in M & S, so you are on your own here
13 April 2006, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
ps - And chino's are soooooo yesteryear
Why don't you take the opportunity to tell us how much money you waste on making yourself look like a tart then?
13 April 2006, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rage!
Oh great, just what we need, a clothes ponce!
Why don't you take the opportunity to tell us how much money you waste on making yourself look like a tart then?
Why don't you take the opportunity to tell us how much money you waste on making yourself look like a tart then?
Not much dude, not much. Suited and booted for work, so its combats and jeans the rest of the time
13 April 2006, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i like my men to have big hands 
Chip
13 April 2006, 04:44 PM
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My hands are huge 11 inch span , so is my widge
Its funny how people have this misconception that bodybuilders have small widges
I mean look at 90% of male **** stars, they are all built like brick ****houses and have huge *****.
Its funny how people have this misconception that bodybuilders have small widges
I mean look at 90% of male **** stars, they are all built like brick ****houses and have huge *****.
13 April 2006, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
I mean look at 90% of male **** stars, they are all built like brick ****houses and have huge *****.
