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Old 20 April 2006, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
2 wars..... and i should have paid attention in German (runs off to find an online translator)
The only German I can remember is "Ich habe ein kugelschreiber" (sp?)
Old 20 April 2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by T4molie
The only German I can remember is "Ich habe ein kugelschreiber" (sp?)
I have a pen!!!!

Interesting one to remember
Old 20 April 2006, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
I have a pen!!!!

Interesting one to remember
I always seemed to remember it being I have a pencil

And I have zero idea why I remembered that one!!
Old 20 April 2006, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by T4molie
I always seemed to remember it being I have a pencil

And I have zero idea why I remembered that one!!
Kugel schreiber is a ball point pen or biro

Kugel = ball
Schreiber = writer.

however Kugel is not a football, Kugel is a hard ball like a cannon ball or biro ball or pool ball not an inflatable ball.

German is such a unique language
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Kugel schreiber is a ball point pen or biro

Kugel = ball
Schreiber = writer.

however Kugel is not a football, Kugel is a hard ball like a cannon ball or biro ball or pool ball not an inflatable ball.

German is such a unique language
Holy cr@p I've just time travelled back to 1986 to a German lesson
Old 20 April 2006, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by T4molie
Holy cr@p I've just time travelled back to 1986 to a German lesson
And tomorrows lesson children will be all about Politically correct Football chants
Old 20 April 2006, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Can somene translate
"Your going home in a ******* ambulance!" into German for me as well
Du wirst nach Hause im eine Verfickten Krankenwagen gehen.

@ Wurzel "Insel Affe"..lol. i hear that almost everyday.
Old 20 April 2006, 04:24 PM
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Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.

What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
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Originally Posted by Markus
Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.

What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"

ROTFLMFAO - I bet they loose a certian something in the translation
Old 20 April 2006, 04:37 PM
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I wonder if they'll sing in English "Where's the AA for your transport?"

Nothing wrong with a bit of national stereotyping, after all!
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"I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"

Ich hab deine Mutter gevögelt, und sie war scheiße

pronounced Gefurgelt and Sh eye seh

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Old 20 April 2006, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.

What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
Eh **** Junge, Magst du Krankenhaus Futter?
Futter is Food, Essen is to eat, i.e Dinner etc.

Ich hab mal deine Mutter Gefickt, sie war Scheiße.

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Originally Posted by Lee_1075
Eh **** Junge, Magst du Krankenhaus Futter?
Futter is Food, Essen is to eat, i.e Dinner etc.

Ich hab mal deine Mutter Gefickt, sie war Scheiße.
Thank you for that. Most handy.
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Scheiss Mac, wer hat mein Jeep gestolen?

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Old 24 April 2006, 04:40 PM
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Fieser Fettsack = Fat B*stard.

This might be usefull aswell

http://dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lan...ttel&relink=on
Old 24 April 2006, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Ihr in einen ******* Krankenwagen nach Hause gehen
German is such a beautiful language!

I learned German from my exposure to their films!

Ahhhh, dast gut, ja?

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Old 26 April 2006, 11:28 PM
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LOL @ this thread!

Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend

Another good phrase to know:

"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"

Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
Old 27 April 2006, 10:57 AM
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Anyone heard that song being touted on the radio for the world cup.'Who do you think you are kidding Jurgen Klinnsman' to the Dad's Army tune.

I thought it was pants but I am sure it will become very popular
Old 27 April 2006, 11:04 AM
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Virgin Radio's entry - based on Sham69's "Hurry up Harry"
Old 27 April 2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
link


translated songs to appear on

www.britishembassyworldcup.com
They've even translated the National Anthem FFS
As if Becks and co are gonna stand there going:
Gott schütze unsere gnädige Königin!
Lang lebe unsere edle Königin!
Gott schütze die Königin!
Sende ihr Sieg,
Glück und Ruhm,
Dass sie lang uns regiere!
Gott schütze die Königin!

(having said that, Becks wouldn't cope withe the first word, let alone the rest)
Old 27 April 2006, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BMWhere?
LOL @ this thread!

Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend

Another good phrase to know:

"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"

Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
That would be telling

I keep what I know a secret
Old 03 May 2006, 01:29 PM
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Classic thread


Think it deserves a bump



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