English fans urged to sing footie chants in German - PRICELESS
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
2 wars..... and i should have paid attention in German (runs off to find an online translator)
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
I have a pen!!!!
Interesting one to remember
Interesting one to remember
And I have zero idea why I remembered that one!!
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Originally Posted by T4molie
I always seemed to remember it being I have a pencil
And I have zero idea why I remembered that one!!
And I have zero idea why I remembered that one!!
Kugel = ball
Schreiber = writer.
however Kugel is not a football, Kugel is a hard ball like a cannon ball or biro ball or pool ball not an inflatable ball.
German is such a unique language
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Kugel schreiber is a ball point pen or biro
Kugel = ball
Schreiber = writer.
however Kugel is not a football, Kugel is a hard ball like a cannon ball or biro ball or pool ball not an inflatable ball.
German is such a unique language
Kugel = ball
Schreiber = writer.
however Kugel is not a football, Kugel is a hard ball like a cannon ball or biro ball or pool ball not an inflatable ball.
German is such a unique language
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Originally Posted by T4molie
Holy cr@p I've just time travelled back to 1986 to a German lesson
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Can somene translate
"Your going home in a ******* ambulance!" into German for me as well
"Your going home in a ******* ambulance!" into German for me as well
@ Wurzel "Insel Affe"..lol. i hear that almost everyday.
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Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
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Originally Posted by Markus
Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
ROTFLMFAO - I bet they loose a certian something in the translation
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"I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
Ich hab deine Mutter gevögelt, und sie war scheiße
pronounced Gefurgelt and Sh eye seh
Ich hab deine Mutter gevögelt, und sie war scheiße
pronounced Gefurgelt and Sh eye seh
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Originally Posted by Markus
Ok, so we have "You're going home in a ****ing ambulance" that's a good starter.
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
What about "Oi! **** boy, do you like hospital food?" or "I've ****ed your mother and she's crap"
Futter is Food, Essen is to eat, i.e Dinner etc.
Ich hab mal deine Mutter Gefickt, sie war Scheiße.
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Originally Posted by Lee_1075
Eh **** Junge, Magst du Krankenhaus Futter?
Futter is Food, Essen is to eat, i.e Dinner etc.
Ich hab mal deine Mutter Gefickt, sie war Scheiße.
Futter is Food, Essen is to eat, i.e Dinner etc.
Ich hab mal deine Mutter Gefickt, sie war Scheiße.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Ihr in einen ******* Krankenwagen nach Hause gehen
I learned German from my exposure to their films!
Ahhhh, dast gut, ja?
Ns04
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LOL @ this thread!
Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend
Another good phrase to know:
"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"
Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend
Another good phrase to know:
"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"
Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
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Anyone heard that song being touted on the radio for the world cup.'Who do you think you are kidding Jurgen Klinnsman' to the Dad's Army tune.
I thought it was pants but I am sure it will become very popular
I thought it was pants but I am sure it will become very popular
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
As if Becks and co are gonna stand there going:
Gott schütze unsere gnädige Königin!
Lang lebe unsere edle Königin!
Gott schütze die Königin!
Sende ihr Sieg,
Glück und Ruhm,
Dass sie lang uns regiere!
Gott schütze die Königin!
(having said that, Becks wouldn't cope withe the first word, let alone the rest)
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Originally Posted by BMWhere?
LOL @ this thread!
Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend
Another good phrase to know:
"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"
Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
Wurzel, how did you manage to learn so much Deutsch since the weekend
Another good phrase to know:
"Lech mich am Arsch" (or just "Lech mich") - "Lick my ...behind"
"Blas mich Einer" - "Give me a BJ"
"Wo ist der Puff" - "Where is the Brothel"
"Hast du eine kleiner/grosser Schwester" - "Do you have a younger/older sister"
Or maybe build your own sentences with some usefull words...
Grossvater = Grandad
Panzer = Tank
Getotet = Killed
I keep what I know a secret
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