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Originally Posted by sarasquares
what was the question
I suggest anyone that drinks wine, and has a bottle of tonic in their fridge to try it. Quinine....I'm not sure what it is, but I like it
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
he hasnt given any
i broke my wine glass earlier, ive only had it for a few weeks, and it was crystal
why doesnt that surprise me
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Its funny how you lot go on about 11, 12 and 15% wines and its considered the height of sophistication, when I drink my favourite comparatively low alcohol (9%) favourite, I get accused of living in a Bus Station, Shouting at passers by and lamposts !
I dont for the record own a Harmonica, I dont smell of wee, poo, roll ups or dustbins, I take the dog for a walk on a lead, not a string and am not constantly 'moved on', I never call anyone Boss, Pal or Cheif just before asking for spare change.
This is one drink that needs an image change, please dont see it as mere tramp rant fuel, I prefer to see it as beer that has been condensed so it can be used to evade awkward spouse questions like 'how many cans have you had', 'er, 2 hic, love' rather than answering four and being moaned at, or you can also see it as accelerated drinking time, for example you arrive late at a party and feel a bit out of it, your mates are a bit leery having had 5 cans of Stella, just throw 2 of these down your neck and catch up double quick.
Sure it tastes of turps and diesel with a hint of rubbing alcohol but so what, cheaper than Nitromors and it doesnt have the gloopy texture, served cold its actually quite palatable just down let it get to room tempature unless you have very good control of your gag reflex.
I dont for the record own a Harmonica, I dont smell of wee, poo, roll ups or dustbins, I take the dog for a walk on a lead, not a string and am not constantly 'moved on', I never call anyone Boss, Pal or Cheif just before asking for spare change.
This is one drink that needs an image change, please dont see it as mere tramp rant fuel, I prefer to see it as beer that has been condensed so it can be used to evade awkward spouse questions like 'how many cans have you had', 'er, 2 hic, love' rather than answering four and being moaned at, or you can also see it as accelerated drinking time, for example you arrive late at a party and feel a bit out of it, your mates are a bit leery having had 5 cans of Stella, just throw 2 of these down your neck and catch up double quick.
Sure it tastes of turps and diesel with a hint of rubbing alcohol but so what, cheaper than Nitromors and it doesnt have the gloopy texture, served cold its actually quite palatable just down let it get to room tempature unless you have very good control of your gag reflex.
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@ Jacko, im not allowed to drink that anymore, friends wont let me. I fell off a chair that i managed to break and dented a wall last time i thought i would 'catch up' with them with TS .
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'would 'catch up' with them with TS '
Yep, be careful with it, its easy to 'overshoot' when catching up.
Due to this, I rarely buy it, well that and it tastes rank, plus I would hate to be seen buying it locally.
Yep, be careful with it, its easy to 'overshoot' when catching up.
Due to this, I rarely buy it, well that and it tastes rank, plus I would hate to be seen buying it locally.
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I always hide my can of Tennents in a copy of Sheep Botherers monthly when I buy it, there is a definite stigma attached to High Stength Lager.
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
it it red or white?
when i get spanked with a nice leather whip, it tends to go red.
when i sit on coal i get a black ****.....oops vaped another thred.
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i feel you have something to get off your chest....fire away
* Don't choose wine by its alcohol content, it's pikey! *
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
Erm, perhaps I wan't being clear? Here goes.
* Don't choose wine by its alcohol content, it's pikey! *
* Don't choose wine by its alcohol content, it's pikey! *
you go for cheap, low content wine, it tastes like ****.
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