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Old 30 April 2006, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by tath
Having seen Tina at Ty Croes in T1 RSE and having had a play with her along an a-road, she doesn't just drive an Evo, she hammers the **** off a 400+hp Extreme

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Are you always a complete tool or is this persona reserved for forums?
Well its ****ing true man, whenever a woman has something there is always a man behind it, who she is probably cheating on stupid daft ****ing slags cant keep there knickers on.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:01 PM
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wonder y she left ya lol
Old 30 April 2006, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by disrupta
Well its ****ing true man, whenever a woman has something there is always a man behind it, who she is probably cheating on stupid daft ****ing slags cant keep there knickers on.
Does it bother the women that they can't find it honey?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:02 PM
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Wonder why you birds with you, probably because your a lie down and take it man, she will be sucking someone else's **** because your so ****ing guliable you wouldnt know if she ****ing your dad or not. ****.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tath
Does it bother the women that they can't find it honey?
Lol you slag. All women talk about is ****ing going out drinking, shopping and men. Three topics of converstation you ****ing slags make me sick.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:04 PM
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i like you, i think you're cute.

Yep, I'm a lie down and take it man.

How's that 'bend over and take it' working out for you though?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:04 PM
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Old 30 April 2006, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tath
i like you, i think you're cute.

Yep, I'm a lie down and take it man.

How's that 'bend over and take it' working out for you though?
Well i woudlnt know but i bet your a ugly **** tho.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:07 PM
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im guessing taths a guy

and come on - youd nae **** a bird with an evo?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:07 PM
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To my mind the answer is simple. There are many, many, many, more scoobs on the roads than there are Evo's. Ergo, more chance that a woman would drive one. Evo's are a far more focused car therefore needing a far better standard of driving! Ergo, fewer women drive one.
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BTW My wife drives my evo!!!!
Old 30 April 2006, 04:07 PM
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Ain't he a sweety
Old 30 April 2006, 04:08 PM
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I love you silly guys who are so blinded by a bit of fluff you dont know that half of your split ***** will be cheating on you every time they go out with the lass'es you thick men.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:10 PM
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And they would probably cheat on us with a charmer like you, eh ?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:11 PM
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FPMSL


Disrupta - don't you feel a bit out of your depth here, i.e. contact with gwown-upsh is upsettin you, pwetty baby ahhhh.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:15 PM
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My missus cheat on me!!!!! You're havin' a laugh mate! She has a head like a ten bob cabbage!!!!! He'd have to be a blind git.....
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im sure we could get him a date tho??

gotta be single gay guys on here?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:16 PM
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and im not getting into slagging woman - i may be young but im nae dumb
Old 30 April 2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by d4ve_h4y
oh dear lol

evo females round here are milfs
I love Milfs. So I take it are scoobies and evos really common outside of London? Like if you go out for the fay are you likely to see one everytime?
Old 30 April 2006, 04:22 PM
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Old 30 April 2006, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by disrupta
Lol btw im not a ****ing ******
www.lookitsme.co.uk/mindcontrol < thats me i like my ****ing women but i know how ****ing nasty and cheaty they are. They need humping and dumping.
And before you pick up on the car thats my old clio 172.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:23 PM
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My woman drove my Evo today. Thought the exhaust was a bit loud (although it is quieter than the standard one) and wished she'd worn the sports bra, but liked the steering, engine, cornering very much.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I love Milfs. So I take it are scoobies and evos really common outside of London? Like if you go out for the fay are you likely to see one everytime?
yes mate up here theres a few about (aberdeen)

not sooo many evos but i know of a few. lots of scoobys lots and lots
Old 30 April 2006, 04:25 PM
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lol I shall be nice. Just dont go out with slags then. Girls on the internet and girls you pick up from clubs are not the type you want to be taking home to show your mother.
Old 30 April 2006, 04:36 PM
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I picked mine up in a church!
Old 30 April 2006, 04:39 PM
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does she drive an evo and suck other guys **** when ur working then? lol
Old 30 April 2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by john banks
I picked mine up in a church!
What was an Evo doing in a church?
Old 30 April 2006, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I know two on LancerEvo.net, T1RSE (Tina) who also owns and runs a tuning company in Wales with her hubby IIRC, and Kittens.

And here I am

And she's mine all mine thats a fact....all 450 bhp of her

And never driven like miss daisy either
Old 30 April 2006, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tina-rse
And here I am

And she's mine all mine thats a fact....all 450 bhp of her

And never driven like miss daisy either
Good to hear it, Tin-****.
Old 30 April 2006, 11:02 PM
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my misses drove my evo and now my scooby

she loves the way saxo boys pull up along side then get wooooped
Old 30 April 2006, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by disrupta
Lol btw im not a ****ing ******


Blonde highlights and used to drive a Clio. Not a ***?


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