I Have Come Across Some Idiots On The Road Before But This Plonker Takes The Biscuit!
05 May 2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave T-S
On a different note, the quad bike is now road legal (well, for a tractor 
) so I might pop over on it and see you if you are around at the weekend 
Better not do it while I have got the shotgun bungeed on the front rack though
) so I might pop over on it and see you if you are around at the weekend Better not do it while I have got the shotgun bungeed on the front rack though
05 May 2006, 01:20 PM
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Simo
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There are always two resolutions to a situation in life - the one you would like to take, and unless you are a homicidal maniac, the one you have to take.
I would never, ever do this or condone it, but can you imagine the same situation arising, but you have just been out shooting so you have guns in the car.
Matey is trying to run into the back of you, so you stop, climb out, and slowly walk up the road towards him (he being boxed in by the car stopped behind him ) whilst simultaneously feeding three shells into the 12b semi auto..........clean pants please matron
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There are always two resolutions to a situation in life - the one you would like to take, and unless you are a homicidal maniac, the one you have to take.
I would never, ever do this or condone it, but can you imagine the same situation arising, but you have just been out shooting so you have guns in the car.
Matey is trying to run into the back of you, so you stop, climb out, and slowly walk up the road towards him (he being boxed in by the car stopped behind him
) whilst simultaneously feeding three shells into the 12b semi auto..........clean pants please matron
05 May 2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave T-S
Matey is trying to run into the back of you, so you stop, climb out, and slowly walk up the road towards him (he being boxed in by the car stopped behind him ) whilst simultaneously feeding three shells into the 12b semi auto..........clean pants please matron
) whilst simultaneously feeding three shells into the 12b semi auto..........clean pants please matron
07 May 2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Vegescoob
Perhaps the Volvo was the problem?
Tradition has it that Volvos are the ones sedately holding others up.
Tradition has it that Volvos are the ones sedately holding others up.
Hello mate
08 May 2006, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
you sound as shocked as I did this morning when, backing out of my drive, I find my Auntie and uncle out next to the road with a ******* speed gun, lent to them by the Parish council. (we live out in the country on a 50 limit, used to be a 60).
I leaned out the window and said "Haven't you got anything ******* better to do."
God squad didn't like that at all.
Andy
I leaned out the window and said "Haven't you got anything ******* better to do."
God squad didn't like that at all.
Andy
I think some of us really should have a sticker on the back window saying:
"If you insist on doing 40mph on NSL roads, please don't be offended when I overtake you! I just find the scenery offensive, that's all!"
Ns04
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