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Old 31 May 2006, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Oh, I don't think sti will like you calling him that
Sorry, thought we were talking 'girl talk' so it seemed appropriate...
Old 31 May 2006, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Why? Surely thinking in just one way would make us very easy to understand? Its you lot making things unnecessarily complicated!
Well, we just wanna have a good time!
Not necessarily we need to be so attached to you like a tail to a pig!
What do you expect,like?

Old 31 May 2006, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
I thought you were talking about my Mrs, until I read this bit.

nah, i told her i wouldnt say owt
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Old 31 May 2006, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Bollocks, looks like I now owe steph 50 quid.
Good!
Old 31 May 2006, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Sorry, thought we were talking 'girl talk' so it seemed appropriate...
If you fellas knew what we said about you, you would followed by
Old 31 May 2006, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
If you fellas knew what we said about you, you would followed by
If we could stay awake during the conversation...
Old 31 May 2006, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
If you fellas knew what we said about you, you would followed by
I doubt it - 'eard it all before....
Old 31 May 2006, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Well, we just wanna have a good time!
Not necessarily we need to be so attached to you like a tail to a pig!
What do you expect,like?

My point exactly!
Old 31 May 2006, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
If we could stay awake during the conversation...
Oooooooohhhh, sweet dreams
Old 31 May 2006, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
I doubt it - 'eard it all before....
I bet you haven't
Old 31 May 2006, 12:13 AM
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If women knew what we blokes say about them:

"I'd **** her"
"She'd get it"
"I'd give her a sympathy one"
"Wouldn't touch her with yours, unless I was drunk"
Old 31 May 2006, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
I bet you haven't
Bet I have... Let's make like 5 year olds....

LOL
Old 31 May 2006, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Bet I have... Let's make like 5 year olds....

LOL
Oh, go on then
Can I be the Doctor
Old 31 May 2006, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Oh, go on then
Can I be the Doctor
You mean 'nurse' surely? Or are you one of 'them'? Mummy.. theres a lezzer after me....
Old 31 May 2006, 12:21 AM
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You are not a dinasaur, are you (dreams shattered)
Old 31 May 2006, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
If women knew what we blokes say about them:

"I'd **** her"
"She'd get it"
"I'd give her a sympathy one"
"Wouldn't touch her with yours, unless I was drunk"
Women know alright!
You have no idea what women say about man!

"He is a right weirdo! Fallen in love with me over the binternet,FFS! He will have a shock of his life when he sees me to be 22 stone!"
" He misses his mum, I reckon "
" Bleddy *****! Did he think I was serious?"
"He was cwap in bed!"

Old 31 May 2006, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Women know alright!
You have no idea what women say about man!

"He is a right weirdo! Fallen in love with me over the binternet,FFS! He will have a shock of his life when he sees me to be 22 stone!"
" He misses his mum, I reckon "
" Bleddy *****! Did he think I was serious?"
"He was cwap in bed!"



I didn't know you were 22 stone
I *do* miss my mum
I *did* think you were serious
I wasn't crap, I was just "different"
Old 31 May 2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV


I didn't know you were 22 stone
I *do* miss my mum
I *did* think you were serious
I wasn't crap, I was just "different"
In know you edited
I am not 22 stone,don't worry!































































































































































I am actually 33 stone
Old 31 May 2006, 01:37 AM
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Do you stil wanna miss your mum?

Dont say"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

Old 31 May 2006, 01:59 AM
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Talk crap!

Sorry but wimmins are the grand ******* masters
Old 31 May 2006, 07:48 AM
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Well it bodes badly when the title of a thread such as this is carrying a glaring spelling/grammar error to begin with.
Yve
Old 31 May 2006, 08:47 AM
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Women & there ability to talk pure & utter sh!te !
How about a thread called:

"Men & their ability to try and take the p1ss out of women - only to end up looking like an **** themselves"

Old 31 May 2006, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Well it bodes badly when the title of a thread such as this is carrying a glaring spelling/grammar error to begin with.
Yve
Thats just you being pedantic because you have nothing else to say

No room for pedants here, now move along
Old 31 May 2006, 09:31 AM
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I think women are ok myself, in fact, every house should have one
Old 31 May 2006, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I think women are ok myself, in fact, every house should have one
Pickled ??
Old 31 May 2006, 10:01 AM
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250091,00.html - "there's nothing wrong with me I feel fine"
Old 31 May 2006, 10:11 AM
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Sti................ consider it done. Off to that thing called "LIFE".
Cheers Yve
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Old 31 May 2006, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
"Women & there ability to talk pure & utter sh!te ! "

Squares...? any comment?
i wouldnt know where to start
Old 31 May 2006, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Like most men, I practice the art of "selective listening". I can process hours of conversation without having to listen to the content unless certain "red flag" phrases occur. For example: "So, should we buy one?" "you'll have to redecorate" "Shall we go to my mothers this weekend?"

This way, I never need to know why Jemima at work is such a bitch or what on earth Steve sees in her.
All men have that "selective listening" ability!! Gav's a pro at it! He only tends to listen at the mention of money!!

Carla..


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