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Old 16 June 2006, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Do you live in the South East - this could explain all the "Leakage" the water co's keep banging on about
South West, and yes looking back it was a shocking waste of water but we only used to do it 1 or 2 days a week in the summer. The rest of the year we just bought a pint of milk a day and let it fester on the worktop.
Old 16 June 2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
8.5 on the slobometer surely
Exactly!

As per original post from DBW. If she thinks that is 'bloke'ish' and not slobbish then I can only see this thread null and void.

We need a female to at least recognise a bloke.
Old 16 June 2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
We need a female to at least recognise a bloke.
We would need more than a female if it was you we are talking about.
Old 16 June 2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
We would need more than a female if it was you we are talking about.
You go, dude!! At least a dozen should do for starters.
Old 16 June 2006, 01:56 PM
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Old 16 June 2006, 03:15 PM
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10......i pi$$ in the shower and in the garden. Is that "bloke" enough for you?
Old 16 June 2006, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
For the purposes of this exercise the Blokeometer is akin to the Richter Scale - the scale is logarithmic and tops out at 10. Julian Clarey would rate a 0.5 with perhaps Bruce Willis in Die Hard (the original 'Yippie Kiy-yay ****** ******' rather than the misguided sequals) being closest to 10. Blokes can claim their rating based on any bloke related tendencies - drinking, bad eating habits, shooting the cr@p out of German terrorist groups trying to spoil the chrissy party, etc. All claims will be open to adjudication by the full NSR voting public.
hold the phone!!...in die hard one..bruce willis is pu$$y whipped little b!tch, visting his wife that makes a butt load more money than he does for a bloody xmas party. Following which he prances round with no shoes on for an entire night.

now...die hard with a vengance...hungover, probably smells like every shade of **** imaginable, hasn't spoke to the wife for a year after a fight. God only knows what the man eats...

...thats a 9.5 for deffinate
Old 16 June 2006, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
10......i pi$$ in the shower and in the garden. Is that "bloke" enough for you?
I **** in the shower and the garden,does that make me a 11?
Old 16 June 2006, 07:18 PM
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you can only score an 11 if you answer the front door naked with a stiffy
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