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22 June 2006, 11:01 AM
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I meant, I don't understand what women see in men, never mind what homosexuals men see in men.
No, I dont live in a welsh village, I live in london, I work during the day and I am happily married to my wife who is definitely a woman since she is carrying a baby. I don't think homosexual men can do that yet.
No, I dont live in a welsh village, I live in london, I work during the day and I am happily married to my wife who is definitely a woman since she is carrying a baby. I don't think homosexual men can do that yet.
22 June 2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam M
I meant, I don't understand what women see in men, never mind what homosexuals men see in men
Originally Posted by Adam M
No, I dont live in a welsh village, I live in london, I work during the day and I am happily married to my wife who is definitely a woman since she is carrying a baby. I don't think homosexual men can do that yet.
22 June 2006, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam M
I meant, I don't understand what women see in men, never mind what homosexuals men see in men.
No, I dont live in a welsh village, I live in london, I work during the day and I am happily married to my wife who is definitely a woman since she is carrying a baby. I don't think homosexual men can do that yet.
No, I dont live in a welsh village, I live in london, I work during the day and I am happily married to my wife who is definitely a woman since she is carrying a baby. I don't think homosexual men can do that yet.
22 June 2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
What's with all the questions anyway GH, you on the look out for a new boyfriend? 
............ Nope just can't understand why a 'straight' male would want to drive (or be seen in) an Audi TT, and figured you must be a shirt lifter (albeit still inside the old closet)....................
22 June 2006, 11:01 PM
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LOL I have nothing to add! It has been a hard week and this just cheered me up no end.
All the same! I think it is a little odd to put an image to a car to such a degree? A car should be measured on it performance, not on its image. I could say the Subaru has now got an image that my peers might consider below my position and that I should have an M3 etc.
Drive your car and enjoy it! Life is to short
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All the same! I think it is a little odd to put an image to a car to such a degree? A car should be measured on it performance, not on its image. I could say the Subaru has now got an image that my peers might consider below my position and that I should have an M3 etc.
Drive your car and enjoy it! Life is to short
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23 June 2006, 10:37 AM
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Blew one of these off in Manchester yesterday - 3.2 version too!!
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
23 June 2006, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Blew one of these off in Manchester yesterday - 3.2 version too!!
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
23 June 2006, 11:04 AM
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I bought a subaru, and no one has blown me off yet, not even my wife 
Although when I played under 12's sunday league the manager once pulled me off at half time
Although when I played under 12's sunday league the manager once pulled me off at half time
23 June 2006, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Blew one of these off in Manchester yesterday - 3.2 version too!!
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
The guy was gutted, more so as he got anhilated by a (very tuned) Corrado VR6 (my bro's car)
"And ere's me WICK'd WHEEEEEEEL's Innit"
23 June 2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
Call me childish but I'm sorry, the way this thread has gone, that is the last thing I'd have posted, FPMSL
Yes, they are a girls car - either that or they are driven by blokes who are trying to demonstrate a **** extension (as this guy was to his bird)
Imagine the conversation in the TT
"Watch this!" then the blank expression and silence from the fact that a 25k+ car has been blown away by something worth 5k (standard car) which has been tuned
Point 2 - Performance related - They are nothing no matter what model you buy
23 June 2006, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
PS - When I say highly modified - I definitely DO NOT mean "Chav-ved" up
The car is totally standard, only the engine has been touched
The car is totally standard, only the engine has been touched
23 June 2006, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
"Watch this!" then the blank expression and silence from the fact that a 25k+ car has been blown away by something worth 5k (standard car) which has been tuned
23 June 2006, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The Snug Rhino
i'm sure he was shocked in the way he would be if he was running for a bus and a dribbling retard came past him like he was Linford Christie - shock, but hardly jealous!
23 June 2006, 06:41 PM
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The handbrake on a TT is basically a huge big fat 14 inch erect dong...everytime you use it your basically jerking off an enourmous plastic c*ck whilst flicking it's *** end with your thumb. I'd hate to do multiple handbrake turns in one I'd feel distinctly horny at the end of it...
I'm genuinely suprised the brake shroud isn't a large floppy hair covered leathery scrotal sack!
I'm genuinely suprised the brake shroud isn't a large floppy hair covered leathery scrotal sack!
24 June 2006, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Blew one of these off in Manchester yesterday - 3.2 version too!!
The guy was gutted
The guy was gutted
24 June 2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by The Snug Rhino
i'm sure he was shocked in the way he would be if he was running for a bus and a dribbling retard came past him like he was Linford Christie - shock, but hardly jealous!
27 June 2006, 09:04 PM
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I used to have a TT. Great car lovely for posing in, mine was the convertible but I got sick of it disturbing my hairstyle.
I am not a girl, but some say my ***** is that small its nearly a ****, does that count
I am not a girl, but some say my ***** is that small its nearly a ****, does that count
28 June 2006, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mozzaITA
A mate has a TT which has been chipped to 260 bhp, it simply doesnt feel that fast atall, ive driven it many times and still left thinking where are all those horses going.
Bit puzzeled with the post saying the new TT not being that fast at only hitting 60 in 5.7 seconds.... in my book thats bloody fast!! lol
Bit puzzeled with the post saying the new TT not being that fast at only hitting 60 in 5.7 seconds.... in my book thats bloody fast!! lol
All you guys act like you're a f*ckin' pro racer but in real life never done any real track races, etc., besides punching it at a stop light! I guess you need to prove to the world that you're manly by making derrogatory statements about other cars than your own. Big man you are, ooooh. you so fast in your scooby dooby doos. Do I get ruby snacks now?