Lord Shrek
11 August 2006, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Some good programmes on that list, so what about your love of all things Porno, brought up on Knave, Mayfair,Razzle, Parade etc.
Although you probably are someone else on here as your account was dormant for a while eh.
Keep up the good work Shrek
Although you probably are someone else on here as your account was dormant for a while eh.
Keep up the good work Shrek
Razzle was one of my personal favourites with the 'readers wives' section at the back.....plenty of DSS fat smelly mingers showing their sweaty love cracks
My ***** was also fond of Parade and its 'raw recruit' section...hairy over-grown bushes spread wide for the world to see
I must confess to having an appetite for '40 plus' and 'asian babes'...If you got lucky a free VHS video was thrown in too
when buying from the top shelf even i sometimes used to get flustered if there was an old woman waiting behind me to get served......the process of handing the '50 plus' mag over the counter and asking if i wanted a brown bag to cover the walk of shame sometmes got to me
my mate Barry told me when buying a grot mag all you need to repeat to yourself in your head is 'i ****....i ****...i ****....'
And if there is a woman serving you or one behind waiting then he told me to think of it as a 'pervy' bonus.....because they know you will be bashing your 'small but adequate' love truncheon later on
Lord Shrek.....if your 4ft 8 then i guess your fuked
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13 August 2006, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Dinnerladies has got one of the sharpest and best scripts going, well supported by the actors involved.
Lord Shrek....'absolutely fabulous'.....more like 'absolutely fukin awful'
13 August 2006, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
pslewis and lord shrek one and the same. You fools have been had.
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