www.ebay.com
im sure you can find just about anything there

 

Poor Guy, you're fat and drink in ****holes. Lose some podge and go to a decent bar. You still wont pull but at least your stories on here will sound better.

 

I've been a penguin trainer in the past

 

Amused me. From http://www.b3ta.com

Steve

 

In my drunken teens I spent a night with a female lion tamer, apparantly

 

FPMSL

 

I hate all this "how do I pull women" bollox, anyone with those thoughts in ther head before they go out might as well save their money get a pot noodle and have a wnak.


chop

 

think that'd make me go limp

lol @ chop. true I suppose.

 

The number of girls I know, that go out with no money, knowing that there are plenty of male mugs out there willing to buy them drinks !! Terrible.

My advice is to pull one off before you go out, you wont be so hungry for the ladies then, and be more interested in going out for a laugh / bit of fun with your mates.

Women always seem to want, what they cant get, and once you've got rid of the boy juice, your not really that interested, which sort of makes you more attractive to them.

Strange I know, but surprising correct.

SBK

 

Something About Mary

 

Umm, for my sins i live in Doncaster.

If you know her surname PM me it, you never know i might know her. If not i'll ask her in doors, shes a beauty therapist so meets lots of people. Her colleague might know her as well.

Anyway let me know if you want a hand.

 

I know the lads fustrated but Im sure hes capable of using either of his own hands to have some light relief

 

I think you'll find that's why he posted the thread

 

if u really can be assed, jus call all the law places in your neck of the woods, an ask to speak to said lady.

BLAM

 

Is this the girl of your dreams?...............

 

Yep, nothing turns the ladies off more than the feint wiff of desperation! This is why many men go through long perriods of being single and then wonder they they get opportunites only after the've found someone! Some men don't like desperation either, although many aren't fussed arguing, understandably, that it just makes their job easier and the outcome more likely to be favourable!!

Well, that's one way of doing it, do remember to wash your hands after though!!

Ns04

 

Carefull he will go and show or tell them why he isnt interested,

'I am immune to your female allure for I have masturbated recently and with vigour'

Keep plugging away PG, you may just get one thats a bit of her guard, I used to ok and I aint no oil painting, just dont come across as a student hippy type they hate that.

 

she looked hot, right up until the double take lol





seriously, if its anyhting like walkabout in durham, you have had a lucky escape, there full of soap dodging rodents anyway




lol

 

im gonna fly one over and sample a taste of russia. Then im gonna lock her in my basement

 

Its a load of bollocks really, you have to pretend not to be interested, to get some. Dating is one big game of bull**** !

When I first met my girlfriend, in a bar, I was all interested, asking her questions etc, but could tell she wasnt interested. So, **** it I thought, told her that I really cant be bothered with this conversation any more and walked off. Silly cow then chased after me. That was 3 years ago. Should of kept walking ...................

See what happens, I never `cleared the pipes` that night before I went out, and here I am, 3 years later, still suffering but in a different way !!

SBK

 

Jesus, thats SJ Skyline!!

 

You've been paid this week duracell!

 

No excuse to be single these days.

Pubs/clubs are crap. Believe it or not, some women don't find pissed, letching blokes very attractive.

Go on on t'internet dating sites. I thought it was only for sad blokes who couldn't pull. No way, not these days. Me and me mate are right ugly spuds, yet I'm currently seeing a complete hottie, and him a bloody tidy 19 year old.

If you weren't too fussy, you could be out every night with a different one. No bull.

 

i dont let girls take advantage of me with drinks. She bought her share of rounds in. me being "the friend" as always, meant when I was younger I would be stung for it but now im very abrupt about it. ah well.

gutted again
maybe another year.

 

PG, theres someone out there for you, poss more than one just got to keep looking, I learnt when selling cars that theres always a match, I managed to sell an automatic bright green Rover 200 Coupe, takes all sorts !

Just chill, dont fret over it, life takes turns and you never know whats going to happen, I suggest that you do something different, have a change of scenery, get out of that same town rut, go working abroad, you never know you may be a right catch in Sierra Leone !

Or do like my mate did, go to Amsterdam, have much paid for sex and come home a happy but tired man.

 

not being funny but ask your self this how many girls get thrown out of a pub for being drunk.... i can honestly say i have not seen any ..in my life

its ****y bein alone but get your self out there more...something will come up

 

LOL funneh thread!

 

what dating sites did u find good then?