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Old 02 September 2006, 08:00 PM
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ask ping pong if she wants a ride in a real mans car
Old 02 September 2006, 08:02 PM
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For GOd's sake man . . . It's Ting Tong!
Old 02 September 2006, 08:27 PM
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Ting Tong is very satisfied with what I can offer ...... at 78 I can last FAR FAR longer than you kiddies who can't undo their belts without emptying the tanks!!

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Old 02 September 2006, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Ting Tong is very satisfied with what I can offer ...... at 78 I can last FAR FAR longer than you kiddies who can't undo their belts without emptying the tanks!!

Pete
sad but true

however...

at 78 can you undo your own pants?

andy.

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Old 02 September 2006, 09:16 PM
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can the sad **** even get it up for ping pong is the question
Old 02 September 2006, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by WRX300MAN
Yes 215 BHP is a bit crap, isn't it . .
wonder how he would feel if he got his hands on 330bhp?

he's blow up doll will rest for few days
Old 02 September 2006, 10:13 PM
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Be 0.005 seconds faster to the back of the next queue of traffic???

Don't think it would appeal to be totally honest with you!!

In everyday driving I can equal any soooped up Impreza ..... it's just too busy these days for massive BHP to count for ANYTHING except an unrelaible engine and an unsaleable car!!

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Old 03 September 2006, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis

In everyday driving I can equal any spooned up Impreza ..... it's just too busy these days for massive BHP to count for ANYTHING except an unrelaible engine and an unsaleable car!!

Pete
Pete . . .You are a spoon! But . .True to form . . .You can't help it . . . . .However . . .215 BHP is for girls . . Next question . . Are you a girl . .??? . .I have a miserly 265 BHP in my WRX300 . .Per5fectly happy with it . . .But the sugar on top is that I can **** on people with 215 BHP like you! . . . . . .Enjoy!
Old 03 September 2006, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Don't think it would appeal to be totally honest with you!!
it won't, you'll get a stroke!!!

do you really own am impreza?
Sure the micra isnt yours? because you surely sound like a micra owner....i know, you lent your micra to your daughter and then had to rescue her in her impreza
Old 03 September 2006, 03:26 PM
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No mention of why your daughter lost control???

sounds like she wasnt driving with due care and attention. Greasy roads dont make cars loose control, just as speed dosent kill!!!

nice to know we can count on you for edited highlights


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Old 04 September 2006, 12:03 AM
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No mention of why your daughter lost control???
Surely she lost controll of the Micra coz she thought of Pete at the point of losing it! . . . . .Pete . . .Back to the coffin please!
Old 04 September 2006, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Be 0.005 seconds faster to the back of the next queue of traffic???

Don't think it would appeal to be totally honest with you!!

In everyday driving I can equal any soooped up Impreza ..... it's just too busy these days for massive BHP to count for ANYTHING except an unrelaible engine and an unsaleable car!!

Pete
Pete, is your car absolutely totally standard?
Even down to the peashooter exhaust?
If it is, i am impressed! You have resisted the urge to waste money and tinker. LOL.
Old 04 September 2006, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by WRX300MAN
Pete . . .You are a spoon! But . .True to form . . .You can't help it . . . . .However . . .215 BHP is for girls . . Next question . . Are you a girl . .??? . .I have a miserly 265 BHP in my WRX300 . .Per5fectly happy with it . . .But the sugar on top is that I can **** on people with 215 BHP like you! . . . . . .Enjoy!

pahh 265 is that all

When you have some real power then you can start criticising other peoples cars !! until then if the bloke wants to run a standard car then so what??
Old 04 September 2006, 02:01 PM
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Oh . . .Sorry there CHAV . . I only drive a standard limited edition WRX300 and have no impulse to CHAV it up to the eye *****! . . .Actually . .I think I will join PSLewis in feeling inferior because we don't have more BHP . . .

. . . . .Good day to you Sir!
Old 04 September 2006, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by WRX300MAN
Oh . . .Sorry there CHAV . . I only drive a standard limited edition WRX300 and have no impulse to CHAV it up to the eye *****! . . .Actually . .I think I will join PSLewis in feeling inferior because we don't have more BHP . . .

. . . . .Good day to you Sir!
CHAV how original can't you feckin idiots come up with a more original saying rather than going with the flow ?

Try being a trend setter instead of a trend follow!!!!

And don't call me sir I work for a living!!
Old 04 September 2006, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel

Try being a trend setter instead of a trend follow!!!!
Sooooo . . .Whta trend would that be . . .CHAVing the car up to the eye ***** and then playing with your ***** while discussing bhp output figures with fellow CHAVs???

Answers on a postcard!
Old 04 September 2006, 08:12 PM
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I think he's gone to get big Germans to sort you out Ivan

oh yea if he comes back i would be intrigued to know what power he has

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Old 04 September 2006, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by d5hof
I think he's gone to get big Germans to sort you out Ivan

oh yea if he comes back i would be intrigued to know what power he has
well if you learnt to read you would note that in my initial post there is a link to my dyno chart.

And wrxman FYI I am not a CHAV and do not feel the need to talk to anyone about my car, it is a means of getting from A - B. As for CHAVING it up you London boys should know more about CHAVs than anyone. With regard to playing with my ***** then I am afraid I must admit to that but then again at least I have one to play with.
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
well if you learnt to read you would note that in my initial post there is a link to my dyno chart.
I got my BSc Honours by writing only...

but on a serious level, awesome power there

you're roughly 30bhp ahead of me, i'll catch up
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
well if you learnt to read you would note that in my initial post there is a link to my dyno chart.

And wrxman FYI I am not a CHAV and do not feel the need to talk to anyone about my car, it is a means of getting from A - B. As for CHAVING it up you London boys should know more about CHAVs than anyone. With regard to playing with my ***** then I am afraid I must admit to that but then again at least I have one to play with.
Oh Wurzel . . .You are so f*cking funny , I am splitting at the sides! Did you by chance attend German comedy college!? Someone please call an Ambulance because you are really funny! . . . . . . . . .But bruv, you are the one who brought up the BHP issue, not me . . .All I said , is that I was happy I have a bit more power than Lewis . .Will help me get away from him . . .

. . . And yes matie . . .I saw the dyno chart . . And when I did, I just saw fluffy dice, a loud CHAV valve , neons and spinner hup caps! . . .Strange that . . . .
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Originally Posted by WRX300MAN
... And when I did, I just saw fluffy dice, a loud CHAV valve , neons and spinner hup caps! . . .Strange that . . . .
Old 05 September 2006, 01:21 AM
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Shof . . .Its only funny coz it true!
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Hi Pete, glad your daughter was ok. I'm guessing her friends were too?! You seem keen to criticise others reckless driving so I hope you have are educating your daughter accordingly. Was the planned night out in Bournemouth by any chance?
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