Amusing phrases/sayings
06 September 2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jjones
"if it has got **** or tyres it will give you trouble"
never a truer word spoken
never a truer word spoken
06 September 2006, 07:52 AM
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up the rec*um; doesn't affect 'em
up the Hershey Highway...........I did it my way
The reason you adopt the emergency position on a plane - to kiss yo *** goodbye
"that's not good for you" retort "nor's base jumping without a parachute"
Why do they call them Downs (hills) when you blatantly have to go up?
up the Hershey Highway...........I did it my way
The reason you adopt the emergency position on a plane - to kiss yo *** goodbye
"that's not good for you" retort "nor's base jumping without a parachute"
Why do they call them Downs (hills) when you blatantly have to go up?
06 September 2006, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
Is that like the marmite motorway ?
Some of my favourites:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away - and you have their shoes.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
06 September 2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jjones
"if it has got **** or tyres it will give you trouble"
never a truer word spoken
never a truer word spoken
06 September 2006, 02:23 PM
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It's like flinging a sausage up a close 
(for those who need explaining, a close is a word for a small lane between two houses)
Of course this has never been said to me
This one may be lost in translation into English from Scots
(for those who need explaining, a close is a word for a small lane between two houses)Of course this has never been said to me
This one may be lost in translation into English from Scots
06 September 2006, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
It's like flinging a sausage up a close (for those who need explaining, a close is a word for a small lane between two houses)
Of course this has never been said to me
This one may be lost in translation into English from Scots
(for those who need explaining, a close is a word for a small lane between two houses)Of course this has never been said to me
This one may be lost in translation into English from Scots
Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
a close is a word for a small lane between two houses
English folk aren't quite as thick as you imagine, you know!! Ns04
PS....er, what's a house!!
06 September 2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Oh, you mean like parking a bike in the Blackwall tunnel!
You don't say! English folk aren't quite as thick as you imagine, you know!!
Ns04
PS....er, what's a house!!
You don't say!
English folk aren't quite as thick as you imagine, you know!! Ns04
PS....er, what's a house!!
06 September 2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
lol!!!! oops, although I'm quite sure I could come up with some sayings that you'd find hard to get your tongue around - ooh err
We're known for the dexterity of our tongues
.................and for a few incidents with sheep that we won't go into right now!! Ns04 (BAAAAAAAAAAA)
06 September 2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Used to describe a lady in a state of sexual excitement :
'Foaming at the gash'
or
'Fizzing at the bung-hole'
'Foaming at the gash'
or
'Fizzing at the bung-hole'
2nd - Just reminded me of Beavis and Butthead!!!!
Ns04
06 September 2006, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
It's like flinging a sausage up a close
Like throwing a toothpick in the Grand Canyon
Last edited by JamieMacdonald; 06 September 2006 at 07:01 PM.
06 September 2006, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Nipples like JCB starter buttons,
- scammel wheel nuts
- pygmy's *****
