Amusing phrases/sayings
06 September 2006, 09:24 PM
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"Look mate, I gotta go, I've got a chocloate hostage in the departure lounge"
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06 September 2006, 10:03 PM
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Someone with a fat ****.....like 2 pigs in a blanket
nipples....puppys noses
someone nice looking ......eye candy
someone ugly .....beauty is only a light switch away
nipples....puppys noses
someone nice looking ......eye candy
someone ugly .....beauty is only a light switch away
06 September 2006, 10:13 PM
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one favourite - "God she's ugly. she's so damn ugly, she looks like she's fallen out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then landed face first. On a rock"
We did also have GIRAFFE. This was the nick name for our IT director. We had lots of pictures of giraffes around the office and he never found out why.
GIRAFFE - Generally Ignorant Rather Arrogant F*cking Fat Executive.
Please: use it with pride
Then there was 'a 5 pinter'. As in "I need 5 pints in me before I chatted her up"
We did also have GIRAFFE. This was the nick name for our IT director. We had lots of pictures of giraffes around the office and he never found out why.
GIRAFFE - Generally Ignorant Rather Arrogant F*cking Fat Executive.
Please: use it with pride
Then there was 'a 5 pinter'. As in "I need 5 pints in me before I chatted her up"
06 September 2006, 11:17 PM
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[quote=Kieran_Burns]
We did also have GIRAFFE. This was the nick name for our IT director. We had lots of pictures of giraffes around the office and he never found out why.
GIRAFFE - Generally Ignorant Rather Arrogant F*cking Fat Executive.
Please: use it with pride
quote]
I used to work as a lowly field engineer.We used to call our second level ,so called, Technical Support Consultants
Pilot Lights because they would never go out.
We did also have GIRAFFE. This was the nick name for our IT director. We had lots of pictures of giraffes around the office and he never found out why.
GIRAFFE - Generally Ignorant Rather Arrogant F*cking Fat Executive.
Please: use it with pride
quote]
I used to work as a lowly field engineer.We used to call our second level ,so called, Technical Support Consultants
Pilot Lights because they would never go out.
07 September 2006, 12:45 AM
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shes had more ****** than ,,,,,,a second hand dart board
shes been banged more times than jhon waynes gun
spotty lass.....shes got a face like a welders bench
shes been banged more times than jhon waynes gun
spotty lass.....shes got a face like a welders bench
07 September 2006, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
shes had more ****** than ,,,,,,a second hand dart board
shes been banged more times than jhon waynes gun
spotty lass.....shes got a face like a welders bench
shes been banged more times than jhon waynes gun
spotty lass.....shes got a face like a welders bench
07 September 2006, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Some other nipple related ones I've heard - nipples like :
- scammel wheel nuts
- pygmy's *****
- scammel wheel nuts
- pygmy's *****
The definition of a good friend? Someone who will go out and get 2 blow jobs, come home and give you one of them.
07 September 2006, 09:49 AM
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"She's a kangorilla-hippo-croc-a-pig"
"She looks like she's played catch with a hand grenade"
When describing a less attractive member of the fairer sex.
"She looks like she's played catch with a hand grenade"
When describing a less attractive member of the fairer sex.
07 September 2006, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
"She's a kangorilla-hippo-croc-a-pig"
"She looks like she's played catch with a hand grenade"
When describing a less attractive member of the fairer sex.
"She looks like she's played catch with a hand grenade"
When describing a less attractive member of the fairer sex.
07 September 2006, 02:07 PM
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"touch of a rapist" - for those moments when someone lacks deftness of touch
an old boss used to be called "broken arrow", cos he didnt work and you couldnt fire him
"It looks like a hedgehog with it's throat cut!"
And a welsh mate of mine (nationality not really important, but just the way he says things at times) "the things you see when you aint got your gun" and "if that was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"
an old boss used to be called "broken arrow", cos he didnt work and you couldnt fire him
"It looks like a hedgehog with it's throat cut!"
And a welsh mate of mine (nationality not really important, but just the way he says things at times) "the things you see when you aint got your gun" and "if that was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"
07 September 2006, 02:36 PM
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Or for anyone who is familiar with Edinburgh and its' train stations......
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
07 September 2006, 03:07 PM
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And a few oldies that I like.......
About as helpful as a dry ****
Tight as a nun's with washers
Another one like that and we're going to have to get married (when driving and crunching a gear)
Failed Under Continuous Testing (FUCT)
About as helpful as a dry ****
Tight as a nun's with washers
Another one like that and we're going to have to get married (when driving and crunching a gear)
Failed Under Continuous Testing (FUCT)
07 September 2006, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
Or for anyone who is familiar with Edinburgh and its' train stations......
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
Fish super with daddies sauce, or a pearl necklace!
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