Amusing phrases/sayings
07 September 2006, 05:17 PM
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with regard to a woman of loose morals...
She's seem more ceilings than Michalangelo, or she's had enough **** to lay a handrail round the Isle of man.
Or she's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator pissed
She's seem more ceilings than Michalangelo, or she's had enough **** to lay a handrail round the Isle of man.
Or she's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator pissed
07 September 2006, 05:25 PM
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a desperate male friend always used to say
"you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
"you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
07 September 2006, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
"I haven't been this nervous since I took Big Ron Atkinson to the Notting Hill Carnival".
I'm a bit slow today; only just got that! 
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07 September 2006, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sexy Scots Lass
Or for anyone who is familiar with Edinburgh and its' train stations......
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
Did you go all the way to Waverley or did you jump off at Haymarket?
Not quite the best contraceptive advice to give and I'm sure there are regional variations on this one
That sounds very similar to "Getting off at Fratton"!
08 September 2006, 05:14 PM
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Another term is "up on ramps".......
or
"got a leaking donut"
Dan
or
"got a leaking donut"
Dan
Originally Posted by Nigel H
For *that* time of the month
...she's got the painters in....
Only ever heard on Scoobynet.
...she's got the painters in....
Only ever heard on Scoobynet.
09 September 2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
A tramp told me something similar once when I shared his bus shelter after being thrown out of a nightclub. He told me if "it has a pair of **** or an engine" its gonna cost you and you will end up like me
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