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07 September 2006, 04:08 PM
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I gave a lapdance to a paperclip coz im sexy and do what i want
lmfao i didnt know paperclips turn me on like it
07 September 2006, 04:11 PM
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lmfao i didnt know paperclips turn me on like it
You do now.......
Is it a fetish? lol
07 September 2006, 04:18 PM
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I gave my number to a hooker because I was High!
OK that cheered me up
07 September 2006, 04:19 PM
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Tidgy, where the hell would you put this on that other bbs. They'd have kittens
07 September 2006, 04:22 PM
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I gave a lap dance to a ninja Because I was drunk ( oh well it was a Friday night )
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07 September 2006, 04:24 PM
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You do now.......
Is it a fetish? lol
must be lmao must cover my bed in paperclips now anyone know where i can get some from????
07 September 2006, 04:27 PM
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must be lmao must cover my bed in paperclips now anyone know where i can get some from????
http://www.staples.co.uk/ENG/Catalog/stap_home.asp?CT=1
07 September 2006, 04:28 PM
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Tidgy, where the hell would you put this on that other bbs. They'd have kittens
07 September 2006, 04:33 PM
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They don't have a Muppet or NSR forum so anything that is funny or not directly relevent to cars gets moderated
07 September 2006, 04:35 PM
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They don't have a Muppet or NSR forum so anything that is funny or not directly relevent to cars gets moderated
07 September 2006, 04:39 PM
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looney bin me thinks mate
07 September 2006, 04:40 PM
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I shot a banana cos I'm sexy and can do what I want
07 September 2006, 04:41 PM
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looney bin me thinks mate
I'm gonna try it
07 September 2006, 04:41 PM
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I sang to a fork Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
mmm.
i think i might change that to , i smacked yer mama, cos she's a fat cow and deserved it
much better
07 September 2006, 04:45 PM
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I bitched out a hooker Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
07 September 2006, 04:47 PM
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I ate a goat because I was drunk. Yumm, better than a kebab I suppose
07 September 2006, 04:50 PM
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I shot a banana cos I'm sexy and can do what I want
Would be about right for you
07 September 2006, 11:55 PM
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I humped me psychiatrist "cuz i was high", apparently?!
08 September 2006, 12:15 AM
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i murder a ninja because thats how i roll.
thats weird, ive been saying "cos thats how i roll" a lot after the recent dave chapelle vids
08 September 2006, 01:05 AM
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I shot a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want, and my girlfriend fell in love with a gangster because she was drunk!
08 September 2006, 03:00 PM
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i shot a dvd player because i was high
08 September 2006, 03:05 PM
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i shot a dvd player because i was high
08 September 2006, 03:06 PM
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well you may have been high but i shot the ****er cos it kept jumping on the dvd i was watchng,,, pmsl
08 September 2006, 03:07 PM
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I fell in love with your mum because thats how I roll
08 September 2006, 03:07 PM
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I murdered my neighbour because I'm sexy and I do what I want
08 September 2006, 03:11 PM
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I fell in love with your mum because thats how I roll
Suits you Sir!
08 September 2006, 03:22 PM
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I gave a lap dance to a ninja Because the voices told me to.
08 September 2006, 03:29 PM
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I ate a my neighbor Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
I don't get it? What's a neighbor?
08 September 2006, 03:38 PM
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Hmmm - there's a lot of people wearing blue shirts in here....
08 September 2006, 04:05 PM
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I had sex with a fork because I was drunk
no chance of getting it preggers, I suppose