what would you do if your daughter drank this!!??
20 September 2006, 12:39 PM
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Did she ever check the sell by 
Seeing it's lunch time...I was went for a crap. All ejected and ok.
But...
Upon wiping I was aware of something dangling from the rear, I tried to grab it with toilet paper but couldn't, but realised it was dangling below my crotch.
So I bent over and looked between my legs and what did I see, a long strand of hair. Ok, how did that get there I thought, must have been in my undies (my hair is about 2" long so it's not mine...I'll let you guess the details
). So i grabbed it and pulled it, then I realised it was still up my anus 
I pulled and pulled, and was met 15" long strand of hair with a chucky bit on the end
I don't remember eating it, But it somehow ended up in there
Do you think I could get it DNA sampled to find who it belongs too?
Seeing it's lunch time...I was went for a crap. All ejected and ok.
But...
Upon wiping I was aware of something dangling from the rear, I tried to grab it with toilet paper but couldn't, but realised it was dangling below my crotch.
So I bent over and looked between my legs and what did I see, a long strand of hair. Ok, how did that get there I thought, must have been in my undies (my hair is about 2" long so it's not mine...I'll let you guess the details
). So i grabbed it and pulled it, then I realised it was still up my anus I pulled and pulled, and was met 15" long strand of hair with a chucky bit on the end I don't remember eating it, But it somehow ended up in there
Do you think I could get it DNA sampled to find who it belongs too?
20 September 2006, 12:54 PM
#122
Originally Posted by Generic User
Did she ever check the sell by
Seeing it's lunch time...I was went for a crap. All ejected and ok.
But...
Upon wiping I was aware of something dangling from the rear, I tried to grab it with toilet paper but couldn't, but realised it was dangling below my crotch.
So I bent over and looked between my legs and what did I see, a long strand of hair. Ok, how did that get there I thought, must have been in my undies (my hair is about 2" long so it's not mine...I'll let you guess the details ). So i grabbed it and pulled it, then I realised it was still up my anus I pulled and pulled, and was met 15" long strand of hair with a chucky bit on the end
I don't remember eating it, But it somehow ended up in there
Do you think I could get it DNA sampled to find who it belongs too?
Seeing it's lunch time...I was went for a crap. All ejected and ok.
But...
Upon wiping I was aware of something dangling from the rear, I tried to grab it with toilet paper but couldn't, but realised it was dangling below my crotch.
So I bent over and looked between my legs and what did I see, a long strand of hair. Ok, how did that get there I thought, must have been in my undies (my hair is about 2" long so it's not mine...I'll let you guess the details
). So i grabbed it and pulled it, then I realised it was still up my anus I pulled and pulled, and was met 15" long strand of hair with a chucky bit on the end I don't remember eating it, But it somehow ended up in there
Do you think I could get it DNA sampled to find who it belongs too?
Perhaps it belongs to Mr tapeworm?
03 October 2006, 11:37 PM
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Stuff like this always reminds me of a fateful yoghurt I once ate..
Still gag, thinking about it now..
Shook the pot, peeled back the lid and tucked in, all the while thinking something around here smells off, then about half way down the pot I dug out a large yogurt coated strawberry shape, (it was Strawberry flavour afterall
) munched on it and thought that smell's getting worse.....
Then the taste hit me
That aint no strawberry.
Sorry, got to go get a bowl now.
Andy
Still gag, thinking about it now..
Shook the pot, peeled back the lid and tucked in, all the while thinking something around here smells off, then about half way down the pot I dug out a large yogurt coated strawberry shape, (it was Strawberry flavour afterall
) munched on it and thought that smell's getting worse.....Then the taste hit me
That aint no strawberry.
Sorry, got to go get a bowl now.
Andy
04 October 2006, 08:19 PM
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btw it looks like a teabag to me. It's disintegrated round the edges over time.
http://www.tapaltea.com/roundteabag.htm
http://www.tapaltea.com/roundteabag.htm
20 October 2006, 10:31 PM
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that is absolutely mingin .
it looks like billy the fish from VIZ.
a few years ago, ver late one night, i was making some bottles up for my baby daughter. (now 8)
whjilst as i was waiting for the kettle to cool down a little a startred studying the instructions on the tin. we had made hundreds and hundreds of mil bottles by the as she was a few months old.
it said best before 1997 it was 2001 and one and she was around 7 months old. i went bananas at the supermarket.
my missus has a hairdressers a few doors down so the thought of her telling all of her customers got results i doont mind telling you
we got a big hamper the next day over a hundred quids worth.
apparently the out of date milk gos to cafod and they send it to africa
it looks like billy the fish from VIZ.
a few years ago, ver late one night, i was making some bottles up for my baby daughter. (now 8)
whjilst as i was waiting for the kettle to cool down a little a startred studying the instructions on the tin. we had made hundreds and hundreds of mil bottles by the as she was a few months old.
it said best before 1997 it was 2001 and one and she was around 7 months old. i went bananas at the supermarket.
my missus has a hairdressers a few doors down so the thought of her telling all of her customers got results i doont mind telling you
we got a big hamper the next day over a hundred quids worth.
apparently the out of date milk gos to cafod and they send it to africa
14 December 2006, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
we recieved a Vimto gift pack and an undisclosed amount of cash to make up for my daughters birthday being ruined 
i wont tell you how much or you will all be doing it
i wont tell you how much or you will all be doing it
we,ll sell it to the sun!!!
loadsamoney!!!!
Mart