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Old 06 October 2006, 10:49 AM
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some of the real ales are not so bad, like bishops finger or old speckled hen,
Old 06 October 2006, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
Ignore him, he's just moody because its ramadan
What would Ramadan have to do with me?

Anyway what I said is perfectly true, the beers I mentioned are brewed for profit not for quality.

If you must drink it here are some decent lagers

http://www.haake-beck.de/historie/historie1836.asp not to be confused with 'Becks' also brewed in Bremen (that said Becks is better than ****e like Kronenbourg)

or

http://www.brinkhoffs.de/index2.cfm?Version=5

or maybe

http://www.veltins.com/content/doorpage.php

I could go on but it's like putting pearls before swine.

Don't you think it's somewhat tragic that many of you live in a country which has a unique beer tradition yet you prefer to drink bland poor quality crap served so cold you can't actually taste it? Don't even get me started on that magners **** you've all been lapping up like pigs at the trough.

Morons.
Old 06 October 2006, 11:30 AM
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LOL. It's just too easy to get a rise with you.

At least it got you to make a better and more contributive post
Old 06 October 2006, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
LOL. It's just too easy to get a rise with you.

At least it got you to make a better and more contributive post
I find it disturbing that you get a 'rise' from me. However I'd ask again, what does Ramadan have to do with me?

Moving on I'm only too happy to share my epicurean knowledge with those that might benefit. Indeed I have a track record of doing so.
Old 06 October 2006, 11:55 AM
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It's fekkin horrid - Gassy rubbish!
Old 06 October 2006, 12:39 PM
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The standard stuff is just like all the other cheapies, acceptable but kind of ordinary, what you want is this stuff, used to nick it whilst I worked at Manchester airport on the bar, once the bosses went home just used to stand drinking free beer, obviously we took the most expensive.

Have not seen it for ages




Plus theres always the old tramp juice, which I sadly kind of like

Old 06 October 2006, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
It's good for a "session beer", i.e. it doesn't get you too drunk if you have 6 - 8 pints in a night, but you can't beat a pint of the black stuff :luxlove:


I'm being done, my local asda is only doing 20 cans for £8, I went in the other night to get a few things and only had a few quid on me so had to go and get more money.

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24 cans for £10 is more per can than 20 for £8
Old 06 October 2006, 02:24 PM
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awful tastes like watered down lager. Now Grolsch is a proper pint of lager

Sorry bout last night, I was rather hammered and tired.
Old 06 October 2006, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Anyway what I said is perfectly true, the beers I mentioned are brewed for profit not for quality.
Err .. show me a consumer product (and beer) that isn't produced with profit in mind? Moron.
Old 06 October 2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by stevencotton
Err .. show me a consumer product (and beer) that isn't produced with profit in mind? Moron.
I for one wasn't claiming that consumer products aren't produced with profit in mind. Merely that in the case of the crap in question that the profit motive is the sole motive. No care about quality, integrity or producing a product with flavour.

Your complete lack of comprehension of these facts makes you the moron.
Old 06 October 2006, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
I for one wasn't claiming that consumer products aren't produced with profit in mind. Merely that in the case of the crap in question that the profit motive is the sole motive. No care about quality, integrity or producing a product with flavour.

Your complete lack of comprehension of these facts makes you the moron.
Your having to clarify your own moronic posts confirms it more. Thanks for confirming again.
Old 06 October 2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by stevencotton
Your having to clarify your own moronic posts confirms it more. Thanks for confirming again.

My having to elucidate the blindingly obvious for your benefit makes me believe that you are clearly the idiot.
Old 06 October 2006, 03:40 PM
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so ne way does anybody know if u can still get the little bottles of gold label?
Old 06 October 2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by decepticon
24 cans for £10 is more per can than 20 for £8
I know that but I still only got 20 cans in the box, I would of liked a few more.
Old 07 October 2006, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
All these mass produced so called premium lagers like Carlsberg, Stella, Kronenbourg are made from the cheapest ingredients possible and sold at the highest price possible. Anyone who professes to like them is an idiot who is being shafted.
What the fu*k
I like stella, so im an idiot
No offence but u sound like a bit of a ***, surly ur friends (if u have any) drink 'these so called premium largers' i
Old 09 October 2006, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What the fu*k
I like stella, so im an idiot
No offence but u sound like a bit of a ***, surly ur friends (if u have any) drink 'these so called premium largers' i
You like stella, paying through the nose for a poor quality product merely makes you ignorant.

Revelling in such ignorance is what actually makes you stupid. That and the fact you're educationally subnormal.

As for the other question I can't think of many of my friends who choose to drink
Carlsberg, Stella, Kronenbourg or any of that other hyped up, over advertised yet poor quality expensive 'premium' crap.
Old 09 October 2006, 10:45 AM
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May I ask you to provide evidence of what makes such a beer poor quality, and conversely evidence to show what makes one good quality
Old 09 October 2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by sydsnot2002
so ne way does anybody know if u can still get the little bottles of gold label?
My local sells them, so they are still available
Old 09 October 2006, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
May I ask you to provide evidence of what makes such a beer poor quality, and conversely evidence to show what makes one good quality
Ask and you shall be rewarded.

For a start it's brewed in local markets to save money. Anyone who knows anything about brewing will tell you that the 'liquor' is an important part of taste. In the UK Whitbread make this 'Belgian' beer. The stuff you buy in the UK doesn't taste anything like that you'd get in Belgium (not that it's great there either)
The UK version use less saas hops (that give it the flavour) and isn't brewed for as long a period of time. It also contains 20% "adjuncts"- whatever they are, I suspect sugar added instead of malt, cheaper to brew.
Furthermore it's part of Inbev (nee Interbrew) who are dedicated to producing homogenised brands and closing down interesting brewers, for that reason alone it should be avoided. Let alone the fact you're paying through the nose for a beer marketed as 'premium' that is in fact sub standard at best.

Belgian premium product? It's made in Luton and marketed to numpties as something of high quality, which it plainly isn't.

"Reassuringly Expensive" to buy but "reassuringly cheap to make"

A few years ago many of you drongos were drinking 'Hofmeister', nuff said.
Old 09 October 2006, 12:38 PM
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Many years ago, I used to drink Brew XII and Skol

At least it was cheap
Old 09 October 2006, 12:44 PM
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hurlimans is a nice pint as well
Old 09 October 2006, 01:00 PM
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Stella isnt expensive anyway, 15 quid for 20 cans isnt expensive !
Old 09 October 2006, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Stella isnt expensive anyway, 15 quid for 20 cans isnt expensive !
In relation to the quality level it costs a fortune. In any case the real money is made out of getting morons to drink it at home, get used to accepting crap and then paying nearly £3.00 a pint for it in their local..............
Old 09 October 2006, 01:12 PM
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£2 more per 24 can crate than a crate of carling (my standard for "basic" larger) is hardly a massive difference though. Not that I buy either, just I notice the prices whilst in the cash and carry.

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Old 09 October 2006, 02:52 PM
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Still voted ****e but my favourite Carlsberg moment


Worth waiting for.
Old 09 October 2006, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by richiewong
Still voted ****e but my favourite Carlsberg moment


Worth waiting for.
Have to agree, maybe even stella out of a can would taste good after a spell in the desert.
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