My 1st date - any pointers?
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Got to make the most of my last 23 minutes as a sn plus member
Really going to miss talking to myself in the subscriber forums.
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Mines been confined to barracks for a while now, a recce was attempted last night but the enemy was extremely hostile.
Still a captain but always pulling rank......
Still a captain but always pulling rank......
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
"I realise that we've just met, but just so we're not wasting each others time, would you be opposed to sucking me off in the bogs while the trailers are on?"
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Serious advice: don't expect anything, just have fun; sometimes these meetings work, sometimes they don't. However, nothing ruins your chances more than looking like a desperate bundle of nerves because you just really want that second date!!
Oh, and whatever you do don't make the classic mistake of asking:
"Do you have a more attractive sister?"
Oh, and whatever you do don't make the classic mistake of asking:
"Do you have a more attractive sister?"
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I used to work with a lad from rotherham, rum ****** ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds...
"so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!"
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it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e
where should I put this [insert name of item here] ?
stick it reet in't claypit!...
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he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds...
"so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!"
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e
where should I put this [insert name of item here] ?
stick it reet in't claypit!...
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I used to work with a lad from rotherham, rum ****** ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds...
"so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!"
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e
where should I put this [insert name of item here] ?
stick it reet in't claypit!...![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds...
"so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!"
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e
where should I put this [insert name of item here] ?
stick it reet in't claypit!...
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Tea on monitor moment!!
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
HAHAHAHA! thats ace.
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin
Its quite pathetic really but good for a laugh!
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin
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GO BROTHEL! Ask for Ping Pong
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
HAHAHAHA! thats ace.
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin
Its quite pathetic really but good for a laugh!
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
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imagine a goth, pale, lisa riley, with a face like a gypsy's charm bracelet.
actually, dont
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I think it should be SN's mission to get Poor Guy laid?!
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
*pulls down pants*
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I think it should be SN's mission to get Poor Guy laid?!
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I think it should be SN's mission to get Poor Guy laid?!
20+?
if so, it's going to be a tough mission. IMHO, if you have not popped your cherry before the legal age of consent, then you are either a dork, sexually confused, or both.
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
So, how old is our bearer of the unsullied ***?
20+?
if so, it's going to be a tough mission. IMHO, if you have not popped your cherry before the legal age of consent, then you are either a dork, sexually confused, or both.
20+?
if so, it's going to be a tough mission. IMHO, if you have not popped your cherry before the legal age of consent, then you are either a dork, sexually confused, or both.