My 1st date - any pointers?
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Stay away from women mate, thats when the trouble starts. They lure you in with whats between them lovely warm beef flaps
then spend the rest of your life slowly turning you mentally ill.
dont feel to bad ,We have a 39 year old virgin at work who wears a duffle coat.
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dont feel to bad ,We have a 39 year old virgin at work who wears a duffle coat.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Thats awfully specific
Have you got some decent aftershave? women love aftershave oh yes. And dont forget to scrape the cheese from behind the foreskin.
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Now...If you do...scrape...you can almost garauntee she wont go near it, but if you dont and she does go near it....
...you pick
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Originally Posted by staffs Mike
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Now...If you do...scrape...you can almost garauntee she wont go near it, but if you dont and she does go near it....
...you pick
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Lots of Emo girls are really fit....shame about the head *** they're all in though.
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To be honest, those of you who are thinking about taste in music and style aren't thinking far enough ahead, when it comes to the big moment, you'll have something cheesy on the radio that neither of you really like, but just feel is appropriate for the deed, and the clothes will be on the floor!!
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Not a problem, be a man, just don't call em after!!
To be honest, those of you who are thinking about taste in music and style aren't thinking far enough ahead, when it comes to the big moment, you'll have something cheesy on the radio that neither of you really like, but just feel is appropriate for the deed, and the clothes will be on the floor!!
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To be honest, those of you who are thinking about taste in music and style aren't thinking far enough ahead, when it comes to the big moment, you'll have something cheesy on the radio that neither of you really like, but just feel is appropriate for the deed, and the clothes will be on the floor!!
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Lol. With goths/emos though it's not just a taste in music, it's a whole lifestyle and idea that they base all their behaviour and actions/thoughts around ![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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GUY - Post a picture of yourself in the clothes your thinking of wearing tomorrow night.
Let us have a look at what we're really dealing with.
Let us have a look at what we're really dealing with.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
He is actually going to take the advice of a bunch of socially inept car nerds![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
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we want an update the second you get back, presuming you aint brought her back with you, in that case my tip is do not show her this thread
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Hmmm, the first load shot.............
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Last edited by 2000TLondon; 13 October 2006 at 04:13 PM.