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Old 13 October 2006, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Stay away from women mate, thats when the trouble starts. They lure you in with whats between them lovely warm beef flaps then spend the rest of your life slowly turning you mentally ill.

dont feel to bad ,We have a 39 year old virgin at work who wears a duffle coat.
**** off you ****...... my mum bought me that coat!
Old 13 October 2006, 10:36 AM
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Has this date happenned yet?

When is it, next year or something?
Old 13 October 2006, 10:39 AM
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its in about 31hrs
Old 13 October 2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
**** off you ****...... my mum bought me that coat!
When 20 years ago
Old 13 October 2006, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
its in about 31hrs
Thats awfully specific Have you got some decent aftershave? women love aftershave oh yes. And dont forget to scrape the cheese from behind the foreskin.
Old 13 October 2006, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Thats awfully specific Have you got some decent aftershave? women love aftershave oh yes. And dont forget to scrape the cheese from behind the foreskin.


Now...If you do...scrape...you can almost garauntee she wont go near it, but if you dont and she does go near it....

...you pick
Old 13 October 2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by staffs Mike


Now...If you do...scrape...you can almost garauntee she wont go near it, but if you dont and she does go near it....

...you pick
At 20+ and never had a poke I doubt she'd have time to see what crustations were round the rim... she'd be more likely to get an eyefull of man fat!
Old 13 October 2006, 12:23 PM
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there would be torrents of it everywhere. Just like iin scary movie lol
Old 13 October 2006, 12:26 PM
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Old 13 October 2006, 12:28 PM
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*Puts down ham and mayo sandwich*

Thanks for that guys!

Ns04
Old 13 October 2006, 12:31 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CToSnY8VY
Old 13 October 2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Lots of Emo girls are really fit....shame about the head *** they're all in though.
Not a problem, be a man, just don't call em after!!

To be honest, those of you who are thinking about taste in music and style aren't thinking far enough ahead, when it comes to the big moment, you'll have something cheesy on the radio that neither of you really like, but just feel is appropriate for the deed, and the clothes will be on the floor!!

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Old 13 October 2006, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Lol. With goths/emos though it's not just a taste in music, it's a whole lifestyle and idea that they base all their behaviour and actions/thoughts around
Well, maybe the hardcore ones, but like any genre, you get those who just like the music and sometimes wear the clothes, but don't feel the need to predicate thier existence around the music. IME even the hardcore goths are harmless to anyone but themselves.

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Old 13 October 2006, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
**** off you ****...... my mum bought me that coat!
Genuine Laugh Out Loud Moment in my office there
Old 13 October 2006, 12:51 PM
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GUY - Post a picture of yourself in the clothes your thinking of wearing tomorrow night.
Let us have a look at what we're really dealing with.
Old 13 October 2006, 12:53 PM
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okely dokely
me jeans aint dry yet so give me some time
Old 13 October 2006, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
okely dokely
Oh dear
Old 13 October 2006, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
okely dokely
me jeans aint dry yet so give me some time
Christ, have you shot your bolt already?
Old 13 October 2006, 01:02 PM
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He is actually going to take the advice of a bunch of socially inept car nerds
Old 13 October 2006, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
He is actually going to take the advice of a bunch of socially inept car nerds
Can't be any worse than hanging with Goths.........
Old 13 October 2006, 02:19 PM
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oh man! this thread has the potential to be a classic......

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Old 13 October 2006, 03:45 PM
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I'm a subscriber Cant wait for tonight now
Old 13 October 2006, 03:50 PM
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Old 13 October 2006, 03:57 PM
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good old 2000 will be my trusty mode of transport.
Old 13 October 2006, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
good old 2000 will be my trusty mode of transport.
Moi?
Old 13 October 2006, 04:08 PM
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we want an update the second you get back, presuming you aint brought her back with you, in that case my tip is do not show her this thread
Old 13 October 2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Moi?
Piggy back
Old 13 October 2006, 04:09 PM
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Hmmm, the first load shot.............

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hotsh...ord/abbot2.jpg


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...armac_foam.jpg

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